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Oct. 19
I spent all my life savings to find out the true meaning of life...
"Never gonna give you up/
Never gonna let you down" |
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VencorrJoin Date: 2010-01-31
Post Count: 5023 |
Oct.20
I wish I died today, cuz the haters wanna hate!
/][\ Brohoof! |
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October 21st:
I fell down the stairs, and my nose landed on the carpet, giving me a giant blister on my nose. :( |
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October 22nd:
My best friend got amnesia and died. This year is AWFUL.
Good thing I'm not the only one who's having a terrible year. I met this girl who was given bad luck...
( That "girl" was me in rl, seiriously, this game reminds me of my life!) |
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Jan 24.
My face is on Redwatch for singing Billy Bragg songs and hallucinating flying mint bunnies :( |
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October 24th:
I bonked my head on the locker door at school, and I passed out for 2 hours, and got detention for 2 weeks. :( |
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October 25th:
I burped for 38 seconds in class, and I got in trouble. Everyone was laughing at me, except the Principal, who gave me detention for 3 days. |
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October 26th:
I got permanently suspended from school. There's no other schools left, but my mom grounded me for 5 months. Where I live, that's against the law. |
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October 27th:
I ran away from home with no food or water and i never want to come back here. |
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October 28th:
August 28
I got food poisoning from where I had goulash for lunch (goulash is a dish that looks absolutely disgusting. They served it at my school once and most kids refused to take a bite).
(Erika) |
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Never mind the August 28. That was 2 months ago.
Here's the correct.
October 28th:
I got food poisoning from where I had goulash for lunch (goulash is a dish that looks absolutely disgusting. They served it at my school once and most kids refused to take a bite).
(Erika) |
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October 29th:
I broke my arm on the playground, and I was rushed into the school, waited for my mom to pick me up, and go to the hospital.
1 hour later, I had to put a cast on my right arm, because I broke my right arm, and I said that it was gonna suck. But then I realized that I'm right-handed, and I broke my right arm, so that sucked even more, because I couldn't do tasks like playing video games, making meals, and doing work at school. |
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October 30th and 31st:
I had to look for a halloween costume on those two days, and I went Trick or Treating, but by the time I came back, I slept in, and I missed the bus. |
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November 1st:
At my new school, everyone excluded me. I told the teacher, but then I saw something evil going into his soul...
Then, the teacher fainted, got up, and said that I didn't belong.
Then I realized I was daydreaming, and the teacher said for me to do something really important, but I didn't know what. Then I looked around, and everyone was GONE. I had missed the recess bell! D: |
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November 2nd:
I was at baseball today, and in the middle, the instructor said that I was out, but I wasn't. And then we got into this fight, and then he smacked me with the bat and spit carrots at me. He got fired, but I had to go to hospital AGAIN because the bat broke my head. Man, I can remember the hospital by heart as if
I live there... |
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November 3rd:
I wanted a Cheeseburger at McDonalds with no pickles, onions, and mustard, and they gave me pickles, onions, and mustard when I did not want those three things on my burger!! |
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morashJoin Date: 2010-05-22
Post Count: 5834 |
November 4th:
Gets shot in the knee. Now I can really say I took an arrow to the knee. |
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I spend all day in the bath room because of Food poisoning |
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November 5th: Ate some cheese and then found out there was poison in it |
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ZenviouxJoin Date: 2013-04-21
Post Count: 2630 |
My crush I discovered liked me back.... then she moved... |
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november 7th: ran away from home and got attacked by wild wolves, but i was saved by a stray german shephard and we became fast friends
november 8th: the wild wolves came back for revenge and killed my german shepard :(
~~~your thread is bad and you should feel bad~~~ |
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november 9th - buried my german shepard
my german shepard rose from the dead and tried to eat my brains
had to kill him (again) by throwing a stone rlly rlly hard at his head
~~~your thread is bad and you should feel bad~~~ |
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november 10th
buried my german shepard (again)
~~~your thread is bad and you should feel bad~~~ |
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jaceyjaceJoin Date: 2010-03-12
Post Count: 5202 |
The day that it is.
November 11th.
One day i woke up this morning to my dog woofing. I ticked him, he scratched me. I stabbed him with a knife. He died. My mom ran in. "U KILLED DA DOG!!!111" she said. I rocketed out of the room, smashed down the door, my mom running after me. I jumped down the staircase, grabbing the chandelier. Mom came with a gun in her hand. She shot, it hit my bro, he died. "OMG!" i screamed. Sister ran into the kitched. Mom shot. She ducked. I grabbed a Teddy Grahams box and threw it at my mom. She got hit, passed out, dropped le gun.
I later got dressed and ate breakfast. I lookout out my porch window, saw police, panicked. Sister ran with me out da door. I ran on the sidewalk, police saw me, noticed me, chased me, shot me (but i dodged) aldaway to school. The bell rang, I dashed in, knocking over two students, and spilling on of their binders. I zoomed through the hallway and saw my locked. I grabbed it. Safe! But knocking over two teachers, seven students, principal. Principal chased me, and I threw my backpack at him, he got hit, fell over, passed out.
I entered my homeroom exhausted. There was a bully in my class that always bullied me when I walked. A water bucket fell on me and I got soaked. Evryone laughed, not the teacher. She glared at Jim the bully, snapped a meterstick, Jim got quiet. "Whats up, Britney?" said my friend Cassy. "I'm good, good." I replied. I sat down, finished work, and went to Math. The teacher was Mr. Knucklehead. "Class, sit down." he said. "NO!" said Cassy. She took her backpack, sneered at Knucklehead, threw her backpack at the teacher. He dodged. Backpack hit whiteboard, whiteboard hit Knucklehead, Knucklehead, got hit, passed out, on the floor.
Everyone was yelling at Cassy for ruining such a day. Cassy pulled out her red utencil pen. She took the drawing thing on, the red pen exploded on the dumb guy, Roger. He cried and farted. "LOL!" all said, not including Jim. Jim was exploding with laughter. I looked skeptic. "Good shot." I said. Just then, vice prinipal came. "Who passed out the math teacher?!" said the vice prinicpal. All pointed at Cassy. "Dang!" she said. "Come with me!" she said. "No." I said. "I don't think so. I picked up a desk. Vice prinicipal gasped, Cassy ducked. I threw it at VP. She got hit, passed out.
Now it was lunchtime. "FOOD FIGHT!" said Jim. Everyone threw food at each other. I grabbed a nerds tray, punch nerd in nose, he pass out. I threw it at Jim. "I MAD!" Jim said. He picked up a lunch table, threw it at me. I dodged, Cassy got hit, passed out. "NU!!!!11" I screamed. I took a sportsman lunch, threw it at Jim. Jim ducked all sorts of things I threw at him. Lunches, trays, ketchup bottles, whatever. Until i threw the heavy steel milk bin at him. He got hit, passed out. "SUCCESS!" I said. Then i remembered Cassy was knocked out. :(
I got packed up for school. I was about to open door when suddenly water flushes in from bathroom. Dirrahea floods in, making students run everywhere. The nurse was dashing, carrying P, VP, Math teacher, and Roger. She was about to pick up Cassy when suddenly brown hits her. She drops the people, they get drenched in brown. Cassy was about to get covered to. I dropped my backpack, and picked her up. "Yes!" i said. Then brown stuff hit my shoe. It smelled horrible! "AHHHH!" I screamed. Students scrambled for lunch doors. They were locked! I climbed onto the stage. Then i heard a woosh. Then a slam. I blacked out, falling unconsious as the sound of screams died out.
I woke hours later in the hospital. "uhh, where am i." Then the world exploded and i died.
The end! |
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