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June 16th: I went under surgery to get another pancreas. |
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June 17
The pancreas I received had AIDS. |
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june 18 - i came home to find my mom in my room , looking for my pron x/ |
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June 19th: Mom gave me a cure for AIDS, and it worked, fortunately, but I was like, "OW!" |
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MahBucketJoin Date: 2010-07-17
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June 20th: I got food poisoning from a cookie. |
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June 21: The poison in the cookie was from a sea snake. |
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June 22:
(I somehow got better.)
Then...
I woke up at 7AM.
I had my bowl and cereal.
I saw everyone rushing.
I caught my bus.
I saw my friends.
Sat in the backseat,
then the frontseat.
I had to make my mind up whitch one could I take.
I saw it was FRIDAY FRIDAY I had to get down on Friday.
Looked forward to the weekend.
I partied and partied.
Yeah..
It was fun, fun, fun, fun.
Then I looked forward to the weekend again. |
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June 23rd: Partying got me tangled up. I couldn't do my work... |
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Satoru9Join Date: 2011-03-09
Post Count: 28 |
June 24th
Doctor said I have a cancer |
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June 25th
I begin toform a troll faic... |
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June 26th
Me and my class went to the zoo today.Sadly,I messed around and the lion bit me.I went to the hospital. |
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Satoru9Join Date: 2011-03-09
Post Count: 28 |
June 27th
Doctor said that he has found multiple tumors on my brain |
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June 28th
Managed to recover quickly only to be hit by a bus. Now I'm back in the hospital with my entire lower body shredded to pieces. |
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June 29th: I was repaired, but the class got scared because I look like a mummy... |
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skylar15Join Date: 2008-10-08
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June 30th
I hate summer school. |
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June 31st
In class, I had a violent seizure when I watched a banned Pokemon episode on my friends phone. During the seizure, my tumor expanded to the size of a football. Now I look like Stewie, and I have a 50% a lving over a year now. |
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July 1st
My doctor said I was free to leave the hospital if I promised not to watch Pokemon ever again, because it might trigger a seizure now that I'm prone to them.
I watched Pokemon and went back to the hospital to meet a dissapointed doctor. |
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July 2nd
I was released again and I went shopping for fireworks with my mother, only to have herr drop a match in the bargin bin, which I was looking through at the time of the explosion. |
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June 3rd
After the explosion,I just laid in bed all day.Tomorrow is July 4,no school though!Although,today I ran up a hill real fast and fell on my front when I landed. |
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Whoops I meant JULY 3rd :3
July 4th
It is July Fourth!I'm so excited!
As I was writing this statement above,I tripped over a rocket,which was sparkling.It then flew through the air with me on it,only for both of us to crash into a wall,getting me to the dissappointed doctor again... |
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Satoru9Join Date: 2011-03-09
Post Count: 28 |
When I got back from hospital,Justin Beiber came over and started singing
Baby with my baby brother Justin Beaver.....For 10 hours. |
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Justin Beiber is now my brother. |
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July 7th: I laid a card in which things on it show up. That card was a joker... |
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July 8: I get shot in the arm. I go visit the disappointed doctor again. He is so disappointed that he sends me to another doctor, the worst doctor ever. He practically destroys me and sends me back to the disappointed doctor. My trollfaic finishes growing when I get back. |
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