Nicholasdepickolas
#92200349Tuesday, March 19, 2013 1:03 AM GMT

march 5i saved up for the green sparkle time fedora and missed it cause i was grounded by something my brother did
jaceyjace
#92212725Tuesday, March 19, 2013 2:55 AM GMT

March 6 ----------- I presented my math problem and got one wrong. My crush saw me doing it. Down I went...
somepizzaman99
#92216474Tuesday, March 19, 2013 3:45 AM GMT

March 7 I got bullied and my face was put into a toilet which the bully just used without flushing
MooManChicken
#92218855Tuesday, March 19, 2013 4:24 AM GMT

March 8th I got a new dog, YAY! Turns out he got ravies(Dunno how to spell it) and bit you, now you keep biting everyone at school. Now you have no friends
Painters
#92219137Tuesday, March 19, 2013 4:28 AM GMT

March 9th Slenderman was behind me.
VezokFan759
#92226978Tuesday, March 19, 2013 8:52 AM GMT

March 10th: I was forced to write down in my note, 10,000 things i like about Justin bieber, One direction, Rebecca Black, Fred, and the Twilight series. With my i now slowly wrote down the word "nothing". Because of that i got expelled from my school.
VezokFan759
#92227013Tuesday, March 19, 2013 8:55 AM GMT

March 10th: I was forced to write down in my notebook, 10,000 things i like about Justin bieber, One direction, Rebecca Black, Fred, and the Twilight series. With my pencil, i now slowly wrote down the word "nothing". Because of that,i got expelled from my school.
VezokFan759
#92227018Tuesday, March 19, 2013 8:56 AM GMT

Above me. Fixed version
MentalSuperman
#92228778Tuesday, March 19, 2013 10:46 AM GMT

March 11th: After being expelled from school, mum made me look for a job, so I applied for janitorial position at McDonalds.
jaceyjace
#92471180Friday, March 22, 2013 2:16 PM GMT

bumpity
jaceyjace
#92471242Friday, March 22, 2013 2:18 PM GMT

March 13 or 12: Being janitor isn't great. The first thing I had to do is clean out the stench in the toliets. Some fat guy just ****ped in there really hard...
WhiteDingo505
#92475646Friday, March 22, 2013 4:01 PM GMT

March 13: My eyeballs EXPLODED...
wetrel
#92493177Friday, March 22, 2013 8:38 PM GMT

Feb. 14th Justin Bieber did things to me that I shall not mention. Now, I'm in a warehouse full of 'good' stuff, and they are asking me where the money is! I'm not sure what money they are talking about..
WhiteDingo505
#92636367Sunday, March 24, 2013 2:35 AM GMT

Feb 15th: I got trapped in room where the walls were closing in...thats not the bad part though... when i escaped a bird flew away with my wallet :c
MangitungLeader
#92641803Sunday, March 24, 2013 3:32 AM GMT

March 16 I fell into the trash can and got crushed in the junkyard
WhiteDingo505
#92646585Sunday, March 24, 2013 4:24 AM GMT

March 17th I got crushed in the junkyard and fell into the trash :P
Narshen
#92839027Tuesday, March 26, 2013 12:58 AM GMT

March 18th When trying to save a cat from a tree I was struck by lightning.
TheDarkDuesekkar
#92839160Tuesday, March 26, 2013 1:00 AM GMT

March 19th I go to jail
WhiteDingo505
#92846994Tuesday, March 26, 2013 2:14 AM GMT

March 20th I grow a beard and there's a hornet nest in it...i try not to make them angry
Cycuris
#92847124Tuesday, March 26, 2013 2:15 AM GMT

March 21st My GF dumps me through text... I was in the other room,preparing to propose to her.
madnap
#92851295Tuesday, March 26, 2013 2:59 AM GMT

March 22nd Ive.assembled up to 1000 pens in my apartment by now!!! Now I can laugh at the 1 pencil in that corner. Muhahahaha!
jaceyjace
#92872005Tuesday, March 26, 2013 2:24 PM GMT

March 23rd Marshmallows turned brown O_O
SmileyRainbow314
#93112543Friday, March 29, 2013 2:25 AM GMT

March 24th: Your so called BFF smears her lunch on your face and eats it-along with the face.
WhiteDingo505
#93114402Friday, March 29, 2013 2:43 AM GMT

March 25th: A badger eats your face
RosieSunset
#93114602Friday, March 29, 2013 2:45 AM GMT

March 26th: I showed up ugly to school, so I decided to eat the badger as revenge.