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Make up your own lyrics going to the tune of the song "Jingle Bells"
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no dirty words pleasee thanksssss |
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wertysasJoin Date: 2008-06-06
Post Count: 12401 |
Dashing thru the sand
Bullets missing my back
Trying to save a life
Down here in Iraq! |
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Go to much time to waste
sitting here at the big base
then a grenade came
and exploded in my face
oh iraq
oh iraq
why do you hate us?
All we did was bomb your place
and took our glory back! |
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JJdawgzxJoin Date: 2008-07-26
Post Count: 7608 |
Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq
I made it though checkpoint A
BUt not through checkpoint B
Thats where I got shot in the a s s by the US military |
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(no bad words place)
Destroy them
Destroy them
they have lots of oil
We need oil very bad
so we can rent a cab.
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(i meant please and i know i didnt rhyme that good)
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masterdylanTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2008-08-13
Post Count: 24227 |
Ho ho ho
Dashing through the sand
While kicking some Iraq a-
*Cough*
Never mind... |
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gospelboyJoin Date: 2008-02-27
Post Count: 16300 |
Jingle bells..
Miley smells..
from 50 miles awaaaaay.... |
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rocky713Join Date: 2008-08-03
Post Count: 6642 |
On the first day of Christmas, ROBLOX gave to me: A brick in the color of green. |
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masterdylanTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2008-08-13
Post Count: 24227 |
OOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!
M-M-M-MILEY SMELLS!
FROM. FIFTH...TEEN... M-M-M-M-MIIIILLLEEEESS AWAAAAAY!
YEAH! |
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On the second day of Christmas, Roblox gave to me: Two OD'ers kis.sing, And a brick in the colour of green. |
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Crashing through the snow
On a one horse broken sleigh
Through the trees we go
Crashing all the way
The snow is turning red
I think i'm almost dead
What fun it is to bleed and sing the dieing song tonight |
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rocky713Join Date: 2008-08-03
Post Count: 6642 |
On the thrid day of Chrismas, ROBLOX gave to me: Three noobs dead, two OD'ers kis,sing, and a brick in the color of green. |
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on the 13th day of Christmas my true love would die... |
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Oh, Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin layed a gun
He shot a tree
Ate a flea
And the joker said "Ole!"
Hey! |
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Uh oh no
uh oh no
the snow is turning brown
I think i stepped in some of it
so now im going to drown
drown in yellow
yes oh yellow
yellow snow right now
it smells yucky yes it does now I am gonna frown
Oh! |
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On the fourth day of Chrismas, ROBLOX gave to me: Four brick balls flying, Three noobs dead, two OD'ers kis,sing, and a brick in the color of green.
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nototo3Join Date: 2008-06-25
Post Count: 16880 |
Days come, Days pass, Days end and just like people....Days die |
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rocky713Join Date: 2008-08-03
Post Count: 6642 |
Dashing through the snow.
With a gun within my hand.
I think you already know.
That I have a plan.
I walked into the store.
Went up to the cashier.
I yelled it was a robbery
And put the money here
Oh! Robbing stores.
Robbing stores.
Oh! It is so fun!
Killing clerks and stealing cash, with or without a gun.
Oh! Robbing stores.
Robbing stores.
The cops are at my door.
I grabbed my gun, went on the ledge, and got shot on the floor! |
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My girlfriend just left me
by throwing a knife at me
it struck me in my chest
but i have a chain vest
I got right back up
and grabbed her in the arm
She took her mini gun
and shot at tongue
She shot me
She shot me
Throwning me in a sea
She didnt know i took her wallet
and now she cant be free
She went straight to jail
She kept on sending mail
asking me to give
her wallet back to her
She has lost
She has lost
she has lost this war.
the mail built up in my mailbox
because im already dead!!! |
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john826Join Date: 2008-08-01
Post Count: 7622 |
On the fith day of Chrismas, ROBLOX gave to me: Five points for surviving, Four brick balls flying, Three noobs dead, two OD'ers kis,sing, and a brick in the color of green. |
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On the first day of the apocalypse,my dead friend gave me:A dismembered dead zombie |
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mewzakuraJoin Date: 2008-07-21
Post Count: 12847 |
On the sixth day of Christmas, ROBLOX gave to me:Six spammers spamming, Five points for surviving, Four brick balls flying, Three noobs dead, two OD'ers kis,sing, and a brick in the color of green. |
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rocky713Join Date: 2008-08-03
Post Count: 6642 |
On the sixth day of Christmas, ROBLOX gave me to: six spammers spamming, five points for surviving, four brick balls flying, three noobs dead, two OD'ers kis,sing, and a brick in the color of green. |
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Ohhhhh,no no no
Ho ho ho
Santa took a poo
I sniffed the air
and killed a bear
but the smell stayed.OH!!
No no no
Ho ho ho
Santa just fawted
I snorted the air
and thought it was just knoted
but it was fresh.OH!!! |
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