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This is a list game. You type the craziest things you can do to get kicked out of Wal-Mart. I will begin it.
Whenever somebody walks by, throw a pie in their face.
Throw hammers at all of the TV screens.
Pull down the manager's pants.
Pour all of the soda and juice on the floor.
Hit everybody with a toy Lightsaber.
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Drink all the wine
Change the TV channels to payperview
Drop model bombs on people's heads |
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try to look for a plate design(AKA.Puppy), but pretend you can`t find it. sit there right in front of the plate design and start crying untill someone asks you what`s wrong. tell them you can`t find a puppy plate, and when they show you where it is, run off screaming like a maniac saying "oh my lord!its a monster!!!" |
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Stan115Join Date: 2010-07-05
Post Count: 1779 |
Poop on the managers cash register
Punch somone in the chin with a sharp key
Pretend someone is a towel and make them wipe under you |
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Wander221Join Date: 2010-08-06
Post Count: 12081 |
(Must need to be near a Tickle Me Elmo) Shout "OH EM GEE! Tickle me i'm emo? WHAT TYPE OF KIDS TOY IS THIS?" And run around the store screaming. |
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Stick a DVD in a Blue-Ray player and try to get it refunded
Try to stock the refrigerators
Wear the big Magic-8 ball model, use the Hot-Wheels toys as rollerskates and aim for the Wii disks you've set up as bowling pins
Run around yelling "THIS IS MART-A!" (especially effective when in Greece)
Mix the Hershey's bars with the Gobstoppers and put them in the microwaves |
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BUMP
Pee on the manager and set him on fire. |
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put a bagel into a DVD player. |
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Inhale helium and sing the Bed Intruder theme song on the PA |
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booinatorJoin Date: 2008-05-17
Post Count: 2910 |
Hide in the pants section and whenever someone looks scream "PICK ME!!"
Waddle aimlessly around like a duck and when you find someone yell QUACK
in thier face and tip thier cart over. When the manager tries to get you scream
"HELP HELP STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER COPS!!!" |
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booinatorJoin Date: 2008-05-17
Post Count: 2910 |
Yell into the intercom "HEY EVERYONE, TARGET IS GIVING AWAY FREE EVERYTHING!!" |
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Run around the store with a box of doughnuts and stuff them in the regesters |
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booinatorJoin Date: 2008-05-17
Post Count: 2910 |
Say "Id like to have employment here." and whenever the man asks you a
question say "Thats Classified Information, Bub" |
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take off your pants and go to the manager and then take off his pants and put them on. He'll be running around naked. |
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Throw a bunch of toys in the floor, then get a toy sword and yell:
I have the power!!!
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ROBOHAZ65Join Date: 2009-05-19
Post Count: 646 |
Fart in the managers face and say '' Have A good Whiff Of It'' |
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1. Take a can of spray anything and threaten to set it on fire if they don't give you free mandm's
2. Walk around the store amlessly and scream the alphabette then when your done scream "ENCORE!!!!" then sing it wrong
3. Watch TV then yell at the oldest employee in the store "IT ISN'T IN MY LANGUGE!!" in pig latten
4. Grab a pop can and drink it in an employee's face then when they tell you you're band say "oh free rock band?" |
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5. Sing the duck song on the intercalm
6.Annonce " ONLY FOR THE NEXT 3 HOURS 100% OFF!" on the intercalm |
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7. Use a cell phone to report a terrorisem in the store then run around shoot ing a bb gun.
8. Sing the song that never ends on the inter calm, once in english the rest in pig latten.
xD |
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9. Ask for change for an one hundred dollar bill and when they give you the easy change say. "No thank you I need it in pennys" Then when they finaly get you the change say "nah... I'd like it in nikels". |
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booinatorJoin Date: 2008-05-17
Post Count: 2910 |
[Umm, your spelling sucks evilBADEGG]
Get some Lucky Charms Cereal and yell in someone's face "MY LUCKY CHARMS"
And hit them with the box. |
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Knock an aisle over. (Better with REALLY heavy things) |
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ndagon12Join Date: 2007-12-26
Post Count: 3283 |
Go to the baby section, grab a diaper, go to a changing room, take of your pants and undies, put ton the diaper, poop in the diaper, and then go into the managers office say change me and if he says no take off the diaper and put on his head and yell, "FOR TARGET!". |
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MindrakerJoin Date: 2008-01-31
Post Count: 2701 |
Booinator wrote:
> Say "Id like to have employment here." and whenever the man asks you a
> question say "Thats Classified Information, Bub"
Or say, "I'm on the witness protection program, Bub". |
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