parly43
#48148404Sunday, June 05, 2011 10:15 PM GMT

Unfortunately, they grow 1 inch. 600th post! :D keep it up guys!
4guins
#48148908Sunday, June 05, 2011 10:22 PM GMT

Fortunately, you get put back together and can fit in the smallest cracks!
supershadow2113
#48149079Sunday, June 05, 2011 10:24 PM GMT

unfortunately, you are ugly and get killed. THE END ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ New story: Unfortunately, you are fat.
parly43
#48198597Monday, June 06, 2011 8:40 PM GMT

Fortunately you try nutrisystem and you lose 100 pounds.
kikilolo1
#48198659Monday, June 06, 2011 8:41 PM GMT

unfortunantly your bf breaks up with you so you eat 100 pounds of ice cream
parly43
#48205368Monday, June 06, 2011 10:38 PM GMT

I'm a guy :P Fortunately the ice cream has 0 calories, 0 fat, 0 sodium, 0 sugar, and 0... umm... caffiene.
Elley15
#48249492Tuesday, June 07, 2011 8:17 PM GMT

Unfortunately, Your gf breaks up with you so you eat ice cream with 5232 calories, 4324 fat, 3738 sodium, 4553 suger, and 2424... umm... caffiene X3 (I don't think this is even possible)
CHlKORlTA
#48249628Tuesday, June 07, 2011 8:19 PM GMT

Unfortunately, you die.
myrco919
#48250282Tuesday, June 07, 2011 8:31 PM GMT

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parly43
#48250423Tuesday, June 07, 2011 8:33 PM GMT

Fortunately you're reincarnated into a flower and live the rest of your live as a chrysanthemum.
parly43
#48304210Wednesday, June 08, 2011 9:09 PM GMT

Ahem.
Mariorox217
#48306086Wednesday, June 08, 2011 9:57 PM GMT

Unfortunately you are picked. THE END Restart: Unfortunately, I am bored.
Pokemon1998
#48310050Wednesday, June 08, 2011 11:18 PM GMT

Fortunately, you find a fun video game of yours lying behind you.
Mariorox217
#48402685Friday, June 10, 2011 8:05 PM GMT

Unfortunately, it's Sonic Next Gen
Baseball02a
#48403513Friday, June 10, 2011 8:20 PM GMT

Fortunately, you find another game!
Mariorox217
#48403687Friday, June 10, 2011 8:23 PM GMT

Unfortunately, It has bad reviews
Baseball02a
#48403754Friday, June 10, 2011 8:24 PM GMT

Fortunately, you find another game with the most epic reviews ever!
Mariorox217
#48404001Friday, June 10, 2011 8:28 PM GMT

Unfortunately, I don't like it
Baseball02a
#48404336Friday, June 10, 2011 8:34 PM GMT

Fortunately, you own all the games in the world.
Mariorox217
#48405462Friday, June 10, 2011 8:52 PM GMT

Unfortunately, I don't know which one to play.
Baseball02a
#48405677Friday, June 10, 2011 8:56 PM GMT

Fortunately, you find your favorite game.
Mariorox217
#48405777Friday, June 10, 2011 8:57 PM GMT

Unfortunately, I don't feel like playing it
Noobula9812
#48407674Friday, June 10, 2011 9:34 PM GMT

Fortunately, we MAKE you feel like playing it.
UnusualCaleb
#48410375Friday, June 10, 2011 10:26 PM GMT

Unfortunately you accidentally drop the gamedown the toilet and someone flushes!
Mariorox217
#48443197Saturday, June 11, 2011 2:03 PM GMT

Fortunately, The game clogs the toilet.