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I'ma firin' Mah laz0r! SHOOP DA WOOP!!! |
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I drown Chuck Norris in molten lava approaching temperatures of IT'S OVER 9,000,000,000,000,000 degrees Celsius. |
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Uses find chuck norrus lure then attacks with subspace blast. |
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Gohan234Join Date: 2008-10-07
Post Count: 1682 |
EPIC DAMAGE!!!
HP:495,080 |
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drwho101Join Date: 2008-11-28
Post Count: 5681 |
*summons 50 gorgons carrying chisels* |
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Gohan234Join Date: 2008-10-07
Post Count: 1682 |
drwho: average damage!
HP:495,060 |
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dxhardys12Top 50 PosterJoin Date: 2009-09-08
Post Count: 52245 |
I SUMMON ALL THE FANGIRLS IN THE UNIVERSE
-Unkown Creature |
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I CHALLENGE CHUCK NORRIS TO EPIC ROCK PAPER SCISSORS!!!!AND I WIN AND HE LOSES ALL OF HIS STRENGTH!!! |
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Gohan234Join Date: 2008-10-07
Post Count: 1682 |
total: average damage!
HP:495,000 |
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mario2211Join Date: 2009-06-05
Post Count: 1487 |
Gives him a heal pill! |
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Gives him a posion Paddle.
He is Poisoned by My Paddle! |
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tijniboyJoin Date: 2010-09-25
Post Count: 12 |
I get him into the annoying orange kitchen where first orange annoys him and then he gets cutted by knife |
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Gohan234Join Date: 2008-10-07
Post Count: 1682 |
total: High damage!
Chuck Norris is poisoned! He will be cured until next page!
HP:492,000 |
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I send Chuck Norris through an ore refinery plant. Along the way, he gets heated to temperatures of over 1,000,000 degrees Celsius, dunked in several dozen types of acid, smashed flat by a crushing machine, sliced up by one of those things with the two wheels with the spikes on them, smacked repeatedly with a giant meat mallet, showered with molten lava, and destroyed completely by knives, shurikens (ninja stars), and finally completely eliminated from all existence forever and ever by an unabridged dictionary of all languages and translations from one language to another falling upon his head and crushing him. |
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Gohan234Join Date: 2008-10-07
Post Count: 1682 |
Epic damage!
HP:440,000 |
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Map Change! :3
i change the map into... a Evil High School!!! >:3 |
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bart99Join Date: 2008-08-31
Post Count: 5302 |
i make his skin rot off useing my sister face |
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Buizel03Join Date: 2008-09-15
Post Count: 1695 |
I throw some acid and fire at the boss |
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I make an anti-chucknorris poison that I amplify it 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 times. I break the bottle over Chucks head and he instantly vaporizes. |
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Trap chuck Norris in a 0-energy prison (escape is futile. it drains ur energy. take that chuck norris!) and tries to get chuck on our side.
If that fails, I press button to make the prison grow infinitley large.
Outsome most likley:
1a: Prison gets denser and denser due ti the infinite growin in a finite space, eventually causing a black hole. Chuck Norris is lost forever.
1b: Same as 1a, but he ends up apperaring out of the balck hole's white hole. Black holes tend to seriosly distort, stretch, and crush stuff. High dmage, or changes his size.
2a: Infinite growing in a finite space causes anomally, making prison cease to exist and setting Chuck free.
2b: Infinite growing in a finite space causes anomally, making the prison cease to exist, and take Chuck with. |
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mugenkfmJoin Date: 2010-11-30
Post Count: 927 |
sorry but its inpossible to beat chuck norris ill jsut take one hit FALCON PUNCH |
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I summon Teto Kansane, who's hair can turn into drills to attack, because I pay her in french loaves >:3 |
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(epic attack mugen)
I strap chuck norris to a table and use zero-point energy straps which are impossible to escape (even for chuck norris). I take anti-matter (disintegrating) energy balls and repeatedly shoot him with them. |
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Gohan234Join Date: 2008-10-07
Post Count: 1682 |
total: MEGA EPIC UBAH DAMAGE OF EPICNESS!
HP:200,789
racecowan: Due to your highly descriptive attack, CHuck Norris turns smaller due to the strange black hole. All attacks will be tripled until the next two pages!
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