leoromeroJoin Date: 2010-03-15
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well here it is ive made this stupid thing about 5000 ways to get kicked out of walgreens! hope u guys enjoy. :D |
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leoromeroJoin Date: 2010-03-15
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1. walk in kick the clerk guy and walk out. |
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2.hit the pharmacist with a box of cereal |
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leoromeroJoin Date: 2010-03-15
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3. walk up to an old geezer and say"GRANDAD UR ALIVE ITS A MIRACLE |
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( Need a friend for this one )
Get in a cart and have your friend push you and scream "THE BRITTISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMMING!"
Next:
( This is for wallmart but this is hilarious )
Go into a changing stall wait a couple minuites and scream " THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE "
Walk along the isles humming the mission impossible theeme then when a guy walks by shove him into a shelf and say " WATCH OUT!" Then jump into a weird hiding place!
I made eighteen, but I forgot. And I remeber another one but ROblox filter wont allow.
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Way to get any store on LOCKDOWN:
Call them an day you left your 2 month year old in a cart and your coming to pick her up. |
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malurinaJoin Date: 2008-10-03
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When you get to the cashier and the woman or man asks, "where's your groceries son," say, "DON'T JUDGE ME!" |
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shan2510Join Date: 2008-11-28
Post Count: 1019 |
Smack some one,
Take some type of water gun and fill it up and shoot it all over the place
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Walk in and tell them that telamon is cool. XD |
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leoromeroJoin Date: 2010-03-15
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dude thats just stupid...like anyone in real life is gonna know who Telamon iz... |
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Stand up on a clerk counter and sing Freebird.
Walk up to anyone in the store and say "You're a wizard, Harry."
When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
Hide in the clothes rack and whisper "Pick me! Pick me!" or when someone is walking by, saying a comment like "The fat man walks alone...."
Put M&M's on layaway.
Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.
Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. (Tip: Red lipstick has great affects!)
Two words: Marco Polo.
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”
Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”
Look right into the sercurity camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
:3
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kadeyn55Join Date: 2007-11-01
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Hide In The Womens Cloths section and hide behind a pair of Cloths, When someone takes the Cloths and sees you, Look at them with a Perv Face |
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Inhale Helium and sing the "Bed Intruder" Theme Song over the PA |
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wait for a fat guy to come and take all the pancake mix and say*HAHAHAHAHAH U ANT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX XD GO HOME AND CRY TO UR MOM*
take all the meds and run around with a straw |
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DreamNineJoin Date: 2009-06-22
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Run up 2 a reandom WOMAN and yell,"Billy I told you not to give those squirrels Mountain Dew!!!"then slap HER in the face and throw a purple squirrel at HER...get it call HER billy...offensive |
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DreamNineJoin Date: 2009-06-22
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walk up to an old man and say,"Grandpa,your birthday expired!!!" |
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Yell obcenities over the PA system. |
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Go to the adults only department |
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DreamNineJoin Date: 2009-06-22
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2 words:mintos+coke :) |
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Again, dress up as your mom. |
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leoromeroJoin Date: 2010-03-15
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