neongoo51
#115887887Saturday, October 19, 2013 1:38 PM GMT

That... Doesn't make sense? Pro: IDK. Con: IDK. Your mucus is pineapple-flavored jelly. ``Just wasting some space in your thread´´
Zeekerss
#115992012Sunday, October 20, 2013 6:19 AM GMT

Pro : Tastes good? i.. i really dunno. con : When you tell people they want to taste it to have proof. mutation : every time you make a documentary video about something, it becomes real.
Jetdarc
#116044986Sunday, October 20, 2013 7:36 PM GMT

Pro: my mind is now blown Con: my mind exploded Mutation: you are the god of Nuclear weapons. Drink Yo Prune Juice.
Espithel
#116775541Wednesday, October 30, 2013 11:49 AM GMT

Pro: Goodbye JB. Con: Nuclear weapons are unethical and stupid and moronic and pathetic and I always use them on the arabs in civ rev weirdly and they should die. Mutation: Being limbless (but still have working hands and arms that you can control perfectly well as if you had limbs.)
IndigoOwnage
#116787788Wednesday, October 30, 2013 7:46 PM GMT

Pro: Sweet Rayman costume. Con: Detection of unattached hands may cause mass panic throughout the workplace. Your limbs will get cut, smahed, and thrown in the recycling bin. Caramel vomit.
ColdDish
#116788321Wednesday, October 30, 2013 7:56 PM GMT

Pro:You can now make people step on you Con:You can't move anymore Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
Jetdarc
#116788368Wednesday, October 30, 2013 7:57 PM GMT

Pro: Warm caramel ice cream :D Con: you lost all of your friends Mutation: control all NON-human beings with your brain. Drink yo prune juice.
ColdDish
#116788690Wednesday, October 30, 2013 8:02 PM GMT

Pro:You can now make people step on you Con:You can't move anymore Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
neongoo51
#117731426Tuesday, November 12, 2013 7:38 PM GMT

Pro: . . . . . Con: Uh... Ability to trade any inner organs with a person close to you. ``Just wasting some space in your thread´´
Jetdarc
#117736321Tuesday, November 12, 2013 9:02 PM GMT

Pro: Gotta get dat gym teacher... Con: i really dont know :/ Mutation: 47 times Smarter than Albert Einstein
IndigoOwnage
#117752245Wednesday, November 13, 2013 12:04 AM GMT

Pro: Albert Einstein is 47 times dumber than you. Also, he's dead. Con: Everyone will be intimidated by your intellect. Wave goodbye to companionship! Ability to pass out at will.
JesusOnAPogoStick
#117759433Wednesday, November 13, 2013 1:24 AM GMT

Pro: Do everything! Con: need glasses. Mutation: Giant tongue
robotatack
#117760681Wednesday, November 13, 2013 1:36 AM GMT

Pro: You can eat faster Con: Sometimes you lick moon
robotatack
#117760739Wednesday, November 13, 2013 1:36 AM GMT

I forgot XD Power to not forget things
JesusOnAPogoStick
#117760933Wednesday, November 13, 2013 1:38 AM GMT

Pro: You don't forget stuff Con: That thing you saw your mother and father do is still in your head... Mutation: Bleed apple sauce
DeathStarGoBoom
#117761591Wednesday, November 13, 2013 1:45 AM GMT

Pro: Never be hungry again! Con: Wait, does that mean applesauce is flowing through me instead of blood? Mutation: All Force abilities (like pushing/pulling things from a distance, strangling by making a fist, shooting lightning from your fingers, and the rest of it)
JesusOnAPogoStick
#117764537Wednesday, November 13, 2013 2:15 AM GMT

Pro: The god damn force! Con: "There's lightning coming out of my fingers! Helllllp!!!!" Mutation: Call upon a stork to help you fight crime!
Mekadon
#117774686Wednesday, November 13, 2013 4:26 AM GMT

Pro: It is very good at attacking your enemies! Con: Sometimes it mistakes you for an enemy, and attacks you instead! Laser eyes.
Strychnine_Candy
#117775674Wednesday, November 13, 2013 4:44 AM GMT

Pro: You can make waffles without a toaster Con: you sometimes burn your waffles Mutation: 5 foot legs
Espithel
#117799210Wednesday, November 13, 2013 9:12 PM GMT

Pro: Uhm, that's already possible... Uh... Con: Tower over people. Mutation: Turn people you don't like into bikinis.
briar182
#117801318Wednesday, November 13, 2013 9:39 PM GMT

Pro: You could have pleasure any time you'd like Con: Using it would cause you to lose any sort of social status you have Mutation: Generate infinite potatoes.
JesusOnAPogoStick
#117807437Wednesday, November 13, 2013 10:55 PM GMT

Pro: Never starve. Con: So many potatoes... Mutation: minecraft physics.
Jetdarc
#117811879Wednesday, November 13, 2013 11:42 PM GMT

Pro: build anything you want with no cost Con: when it gets dark... Mutation: rpg for arms
shaaktiahsokata
#117823920Thursday, November 14, 2013 1:59 AM GMT

Pro: BAM BAM BAM Con: Shooting yourself Ability to speak with any kind of accent
Strychnine_Candy
#117827331Thursday, November 14, 2013 2:34 AM GMT

Pro: You can talk to ANYONE Con: People dont understand you somethimes Mutation: The ability to turn into a GIANT FAT CAT