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I use Underground Dive Attack! |
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Buizel03Join Date: 2008-09-15 Post Count: 1695 |
I throw boulders a bit huger then the battlefield at nightmare.. |
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I use Rock Infection Piece.
It will Make it Explode! |
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PLZ ACCEPT THIS ATTACK!!!!!
I wonder how this will work.
I use NOEPICJUSTFAIC to attack the boss then I send in Indiana Jones who whips the boss around.
I then summon Mehrunes Dagon (Oblivion) to attack the boss.
I then summon a guy I made up named Mr.? who was created in a secret laboratory to be a massive weapon of war with master skills in every weapon known to man. I send him in with every weapon known to man to attack.
I create a weapon that uses every kind of destructive technology that exists and doesn't exist that shoots anti-matter balls, bullets, lazors, rockets, eyeballs, mirrors, ice shards, lemonade, exact copies of Chuck Norris's foot, and Jimmer Fredette clones and shoot it at the boss.
I create a dragon with every element known to man and use it to attack.
I have Voldemort use a spell I made up called Fractora that not only kills people it hits but also kills their soul 13377331 times.
Then I revive Sauron (Lord of the Rings) and make him 1337733113377331133773311337 times more powerful and have him attack.
Then I drop the dictionary of every word (slang included) of every language of every planet of every solar system of every universe on the boss.
Then I have the aliens of planet C-4f12 to come down and attack the boss.
Then I use every destructive thing that Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes) that calvin can think of and use it on the boss.
I confuse the boss with every single non-logical question known to man.
I create 50 million clones of Justin Bieber and have them sing as loud as they can with their voices amplifed 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times.
Then I turn Thomas the Tank Engine evil and have him run over the boss OVA 9000!!!!!!!!!!!! times.
Then I create the exact opposite of Telemon, Nomalet to destroy the boss.
I make the boss play rock paper nuke with Telamon and he loses.
I make him replant every plant in Mother Nature's garden OVA 9000!!!!!! times.
I put him in the cross fire of Heat miser and Snow miser (The Year Without a Santa Claus).
I smash a printer over the bosses head causing the ink to blind him.
I shrink the boss's brain to the size of an atom and remove every bit of knowledge he has to make it that size and I put him in a hall of mirrors.
(OMG THIS IS EPIC)
I force him to eat toast... WITHOUT BUTTER!!!!
I make him listen to the Barney theme song, the Dora theme song, and every other stupid little kid theme song over an over again.
(Can this get anymore epic?
OF COURSE!!!!)
I reverse his gravity so he goes hurtling toward the sun burning the boss up. Then I incrase his gravity by 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times so he comes hurtling back toward Earth and smashing into the ground so he goes straight into the Earth's core. Burning him up again.
I seal him in a small box with Woody (Suite-life on Deck) after he ate the mexican buffet.
Then I trick him into buying illegal watches from some random vendor on the street getting him arrested and put in prsion for 50 years.
(EPICNESS!!!!!!!!)
(I wonder what the rating will be.) |
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I use a Fart Machine right into someones face. |
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I throw daddles at the boss |
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One word, just one word: Carbonite. |
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I make him play Archeloguess with Sarfai Guy and make him press wrong buttons. |
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I Use a Fake Bomb that Pukes at him. |
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(As a matter of fact, it is impossible for a time stasis to miss, it frikin stops time for crying out loud.)
I summon the red nightmare's worst enemy,
THE BLUE DREAM!!!!!!!!!!! |
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I Told Matt Dusek to Send Me a Giant Dusktar Bomb to Throw at him! |
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I use:
SELF ASPLODE!!!!!!
I BLOW UP IN RED NIGHTMARE'S STOMACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Why did you do that to me? Jealous of my attacks? Plz don't take that the worng way.) |
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moke28Join Date: 2008-08-04 Post Count: 1225 |
I summon all of Davidii's alts to come and fight!! |
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moke28Join Date: 2008-08-04 Post Count: 1225 |
And then I call in Survival 303's Bento Deer, Rockma, and Theraphax to keel him! |
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I summon The Great Mighty Poo to have an opera sing-off with The Noob! |
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