liam2
#41389006Sunday, January 23, 2011 12:17 AM GMT

Yo mama so fat scientist thought that she was pangea
liam2
#41389079Sunday, January 23, 2011 12:17 AM GMT

Yo mama so dumb she thinks this is a compliment
ELLYKINS
#41389709Sunday, January 23, 2011 12:26 AM GMT

Yo mam so stupid she entered a stupid contest and they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed!"
liam2
#41402950Sunday, January 23, 2011 3:27 AM GMT

Yo mama so fat she uses a whale for a purse
liam2
#41407007Sunday, January 23, 2011 4:35 AM GMT

Yo mama so fat that she doesn't know what a long distant call is
ebn7031
#41407278Sunday, January 23, 2011 4:41 AM GMT

YO MOMAS SO UGLY THAT WHEN BOB THE BUILDER SAW HER HE SAID"I CAN'T FIX THAT"
evilmaker89
#41408146Sunday, January 23, 2011 5:01 AM GMT

Yo Mamma so poor, I asked where the bathroom was and she pointed outside and said "3rd tree to the right".
Stuntmaster117
#41408229Sunday, January 23, 2011 5:03 AM GMT

YO MAMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE WENT ON THE ELEVATOR, SHE PRESSED UP AND WENT DOWN!!!
evilmaker89
#41408235Sunday, January 23, 2011 5:03 AM GMT

Yo mamma is so bright even Sunny D couldnt beat her
locoshooter87
#41410349Sunday, January 23, 2011 5:49 AM GMT

Yo momma so fat she got arrested at the airport for 10 pounds of butt-crack Yo momma's forhead is so big a AC-130 can land on it. Yo momma's teeth so yellow I cant believe its not butter Yo momma's teeth so yellow they put the sun out of business.
JFKILLS34
#41410670Sunday, January 23, 2011 5:55 AM GMT

Yo mama's so fat she coulld clog a black hole. Yo mama's so old she has a picture of Moses in her wallet. Yo mama's soo fat, that when she rose to heaven, she fell through the clouds and went to he11. =3
JFKILLS34
#41410861Sunday, January 23, 2011 5:58 AM GMT

Yo mama's soo ugly she is what causes black hoes!!
betonit22
#41412849Sunday, January 23, 2011 6:43 AM GMT

yo momma's teeth so yellow when she opens her mouth evryone says THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE IM GONNA LET IT SHINE....
PahaXD
#41416276Sunday, January 23, 2011 10:23 AM GMT

Yo Mama so stupid she thought this joke was good.
liam2
#41423772Sunday, January 23, 2011 3:44 PM GMT

Yo mama so old that the first hominds called her the great ancient one
Diego392817
#41424043Sunday, January 23, 2011 3:49 PM GMT

yo mama so ugly, i thought she was my mama :O
liam2
#41430529Sunday, January 23, 2011 5:50 PM GMT

You mama so fat and dumb that when she went on to biggest losser she gained 100 pounds
wipper4567123
#41432895Sunday, January 23, 2011 6:26 PM GMT

Yo mamma so fat, she saw a bus filled with white kids, and said STOP THAT TWINKIE!!
leea45
#41433684Sunday, January 23, 2011 6:37 PM GMT

Yo mama so stupid she stayed up all night studying for a urine test. You mama so fat that when she went into the zoo The employeyes yelled "Theres an elephant on the loose!"
liam2
#41451314Sunday, January 23, 2011 10:27 PM GMT

Yo mama stupid she got locked in a mattress store a slept on the floor.
tom7369
#41451981Sunday, January 23, 2011 10:37 PM GMT

Yo mamma's so stupid she thought she was smart. ~"When you see a new user torment them. Make those things sad"~
n00bguy2
#41453104Sunday, January 23, 2011 10:53 PM GMT

Yo Momma teeth so yellow that when she went in a church everyone said "I see the light!"
n00bguy2
#41453230Sunday, January 23, 2011 10:55 PM GMT

yo Momma so fat she was the real reason why the Titanic sunk.
n00bguy2
#41453380Sunday, January 23, 2011 10:57 PM GMT

Yo Momma so fat that when she went to the bathroom 2012 started.
n00bguy2
#41453646Sunday, January 23, 2011 11:00 PM GMT

Yo Momma so stupid she did the wrong "jurk" to some guy in a party.