a more difficult boss battle thread.

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#46223774Tuesday, April 26, 2011 7:07 PM GMT

I tell shakespear he spelt To be or not to BEE wrong

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#46223830Tuesday, April 26, 2011 7:08 PM GMT

I take the place of Christopher Columbus and become PROUD that i discovered america.I turn the whole of america against Shakespeare.

Espithel

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#46224328Tuesday, April 26, 2011 7:18 PM GMT

SA: 220115000. PHP: 10000. BIS: 90000. dr.who: i can tell you were trying to go for a weakness. but it failed. avarage damage. BIS: 89900. tech: sucess, but you have to command them directly. shakesphere uses create punctuation weapon! shakesphere now has a pair of daggers made out of exclamation marks! new attack: double stab: stabs. twice.

Techmagss

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#46224417Tuesday, April 26, 2011 7:20 PM GMT

I command america to pile on him,and say They instead of Thy.

hi1117746

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#46225312Tuesday, April 26, 2011 7:36 PM GMT

I attack him with my sword.

tumppi000

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#46258668Wednesday, April 27, 2011 4:58 AM GMT

I read the whole production of Edgar Allan Poe in one book, somehow learning Shakespeare's weaknesses. Quoth the Raven, nevermore info in one book.

Greenonononon

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#46259237Wednesday, April 27, 2011 5:32 AM GMT

I give Shakespeare a death note, replacing all of the commas with apostrophes and claiming that an alien wrote it.

Espithel

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#46266083Wednesday, April 27, 2011 3:09 PM GMT

SA: 220115000. PHP: 10000. BIS: 89900. tech: great damage! but thy doesa not mean they! it means i! BIS: 89500. hi: avarage damage. BIS: 89250. tumppi: LIBRA ATTACK! sucess! weaknesses: parodies (the DESC is a parody of poker face by lady gaga, from venatian princess, called outer space.) and extreme perfectionism. immumity: anything famous. green: no damage! shakesphere uses double swing! PHP: 9725.

hi1117746

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#46281242Wednesday, April 27, 2011 9:19 PM GMT

I think"two bee or not two bee..." I then summon two giant angry bees to attack him

NiceZombie34

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#46284671Wednesday, April 27, 2011 10:07 PM GMT

I Use libraand turn my self into a giant and use the power of soul to defeat this boss.

Greenonononon

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#46289737Wednesday, April 27, 2011 11:21 PM GMT

I take Shakespeare into a movie theater and make him watch Space Balls (it's a parody of Star Wars). Then I fire my super bucket at him (I think it's a parody of the lazer, but I do not know for sure).

tumppi000

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#46310323Thursday, April 28, 2011 1:07 PM GMT

I call the rust monster from D&D to turn Shakespeare's daggers into rust.

Espithel

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#46310676Thursday, April 28, 2011 1:24 PM GMT

SA: 220115000. BIS: 89250. PHP: 9725. hi: pathetic damage. BIS: 89245. nice: hmm. to count it as a libra attack or not to count it as a libra attack. not to count it. great damage! rasied to awesome damage because of the first attack bonus! BIS: 88245. shakesphere's item breaks! green: OMG WTF HOW IS THIS POSIBLE OMGOMGOMG TROLOLOLOLOL INSANITY I TELL YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IS THIS EVEN POSIBLE NO IT ISN'T BUT I'M JUST RANTING ON CUZ IT IS damage! BIS: 60000. gratulations, that's 28245 damage. maybe the third or second most damageing attack in this thread. tumppi: um... what's D&D? until i know, avarage damage. BIS: 59900. shakesphere uses create spelling weapon! shakesphere creates katars made out of the lettter A! shakesphere stabs the openant! PHP: 8000.

tumppi000

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#46310989Thursday, April 28, 2011 1:38 PM GMT

D&D = Dungeons and Dragons IMMA FIRIN MAH BAD SPELLNING LAZOR! BLAAAAAAGGHHHH!

Espithel

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#46361273Friday, April 29, 2011 12:01 PM GMT

SA: 220115000. BIS: 59900. PHP: 8000. tumppi: okay. still avarage damage. and with the lasor, avarage damage. BIS: 59700. shakesphere stabs you! PHP: 7500.

tumppi000

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#46362207Friday, April 29, 2011 12:42 PM GMT

I call a huge mob to lynch Shakespeare.

Greenonononon

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#46399652Saturday, April 30, 2011 2:40 AM GMT

I use a lie detector while trolling Shakespeare. When he finally does lie, I send in Spider Pig to attack him (Spider Pig is a parody of Spiderman, obviously).

Espithel

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#46413985Saturday, April 30, 2011 11:08 AM GMT

SA: 220115000. BIS: 59700. PHP: 7500. tumppi: great damage! BIS: 59350. green: OMG WHY damage! BIS: 50000. shakespere's weapon breaks! shakespere uses create punctuation weapon! shakespere creates a machine gun that shoots elispses!

finalchaser

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#46414315Saturday, April 30, 2011 11:29 AM GMT

IMMA DELETIN' TEXT WITH MAH DELET KEY! *uses delete on shakespere*

tumppi000

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#46418191Saturday, April 30, 2011 1:50 PM GMT

I call Shakespeare's evil twin, Eraepsekahs to attack.

finalchaser

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#46505536Sunday, May 01, 2011 9:14 PM GMT

My last attack was a charge-up attack. The next turn will cause chaotic amonts of damage.

mersopolis

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#46560574Monday, May 02, 2011 11:45 PM GMT

I shake a spear at shakespere.

Greenonononon

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#46562791Tuesday, May 03, 2011 12:25 AM GMT

I force Shakespeare and his crew to perform [italics]Much Ado About Nothing[/italics] while I check their performance with the play's manuscript. Then I slap Shakespeare whenever he makes a mistake in any way, calling him out for it. At the end, Darth Tater comes in and kills off Shakespeare's companions. Then he uses Force Choke on Shakespeare while interrogating him about the plans for the Death Spud. Seeing that he does not know anything. Darth Tater throws him against a wall and leaves.

Buizel03

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#46563334Tuesday, May 03, 2011 12:35 AM GMT

I fire explosions and bomb the boss and slice the boss up with my sword and fired him to the sun and a burn affect just happened (I guess if you let it burn affect :P)

Buizel03

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#46563736Tuesday, May 03, 2011 12:42 AM GMT

And I roll a dice 1. Make the boss frozen 2. burn again.. boring 3. stun the boss 4. bombs 5. 10 explosions on the bosses head 1432643153254`354135`13`4243`53`423 its 3 :O stun?