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Kazooie: >:( EVERYBODY JUST SHADDAP!!!!
Everybody else: o_O * Silence *
Kazooie: All right, that hag grunty is up there. we gotta go kick her butt!
* A giant Steel gate falls over the entrance to grunty's lair *
Banjo: Well... I take it we can't enter through there...
Kazooie: Were gonna have to get moving then! TO MCJIGGY'S!!!
At Mcjiggy's...
Seth: And what does Mcjiggys have to do with anything?
Kazooie: Nothing, I just wanted a shake.
Everybody else: * Facepalm *
Banjo: All right then.... we can head to jinjo village. The old Hag 1 tunnel should still be un-covered. Let's get moving everybody!
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Location: Jingo Village
Music: Banjo-Tooie: Jingo village
Banjo: All right, if we head to Jiggywiggy's temple from here, we can see if he can open up the door to grunty's lair.
Kazooie: Provided this guy doesn't kill me first. * Points to seal * |
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Wyrda: I is liking this plan! |
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Banjo: uhhhh, ok then....
Kazooie: can we just go? * Uses the talon trot to carry banjo * |
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Banjo: Here we are....
Kazooie: Wait! we don't have any jiggies!
Banjo: Then we'll have to find some! TO MAYAHAM TEMPLE!!!!!!!!!! |
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Name:Tonic
Species:Fox
Weapon:Soft-Grip Parallel Swords
Name:Miles
Species:Hawk
Weapon:Black Shards that can be thrown
Miles plummets to the ground right in front of banjo
Tonic: Can't you do anything right?!
Miles:Well excuse me for not having a HUGE beak like most birds do! |
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Seal: *to Tonic and Miles* who the heck are u? |
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Kazooie: * Still carrying banjo * |
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*Jay is on a computer next to a gateway of some description*
Jay: Ok, universal code: B4NJ056KAZ3. Hopefully I can trace the signal.
*Chibii bounces next to Jay*
Chibii: Can I come.
Jay: I guess you can. |
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Location: Mayaham Temple
Music: Banjo-Tooie: Mayaham Temple
Banjo: We should split up and look for jiggies, there are 10 here. |
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Jay: Well, you and me are the only ones not succumbed by the darkness in this universe, and maybe, now that we know we can go there, we can retreat for as long as it takes to fix this..
Chibii: Go already!
Jay: Right!!
*Enters portal with Chibii* |
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Kazooie: Ugh... it's been 2 hours, and we've only found 1 jiggie...
Banjo: What's that?
Kazooie: o_O HOLY COW! |
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*Jay and Chibii literally bolt out of the hemisphere like a Meteor and crash onto the ground* |
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Kazooie: O_o
banjo: * Pulls out kazooie and holds her like a shotgun *
Kazooie: Hey Watch the feathers! |
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Miles:Quiet bird,I recall you being the one who said we needed jiggies,So just let Banjo get a hold of you.
Tonic:Besides, I get Miles to try and dig holes on mountain sides with his beak all the time and he always falls to the ground every time.Like when we met you guys! |
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Name:Joe
Animal:Lizard
Item(S):Red Backpack and his bird Turk
Name:Turk
Animal:Bird
Item(s):Mysterious concoction
Joe:Hello I heard you guys needed Jiggys well I know where two are...One's in the Football stadium and ones in the hands of Targitzan...But I heard he just got a new poison dart shooting system.
Turk:Yup and...O_O Wow...(Looking at Kazooie)-Whispers into Joes ear-
Joe:Sorry Turk Buisness first now c'mon let's go! |
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Name:Master X
Type:????
Item(S):Mind control ray
Master X:It's so good that we teamed up Gruntilda now that I have moved Banjo to X-Box he won't get any help from Mario or D.K....I'll send one of my toughest Robots to Mayahem to destroy him and his foolish friends...HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! |
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Back to banjo and friends
Tonic:*To Chiibi And Jay*What the hell happened to you guys?!
Miles:Look on the bright side!
Tonic:What bright side?
Miles:I finished my shake.
Tonic:Where did you get a shake?!
Miles:uhh... From Mc.Jiggys?
Kazzoie in the distance:Thief!
Tonic:Let's get back to business ok?So Chiibi,what happened? |
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Tonic:WTF?!
Miles:Aw,Man!We were SO close!
Seal:What is it?
Tonic:Come over here!
Banjo:Is that...?
Tonic:It's Chibii!
Jay:So?
Tonic:It's ONLY Chibii! |
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*Jay and Chibii are waking up from the landing*
Jay: urghhh |
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Banjo: We should split up, half in the temple, half in the football stadium.
* Silence *
Kazooie: MOVE IT OR LOSE IT!!!!!!!!!!!
* Everybody starts running * |
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Tonic:OK,Me,Joe,Chibii and Seth will take the temple.Banjo,Wyrda,Desert and Kizmo will take the Stadium.Everyone split up NOW!
The teams both ran off
Turk:What do you think about...?
Joe:Don't worry im sure you guys don't match up anyway.
Miles:What's going on?
Joe and Turk:Nothing!
Joe:Just a little secret between us!
Tonic:Well,hurry up! |
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Banjo: Wait! the stadium only let stony's in! * Runs off to find Humba wumba's hut. * |
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Miles:Aaaawwwww,Look at it!It's so cute!
Stares at glowbo
Tonic:Dude,you're a DUDE!Not a CHICK!Have some decency!
Miles:Can't we take it?!
Tonic:Fine
Later...
Tonic:We're here.
Miles:all,right let's go!
Seth:Wait,Look!
Sees Temple door closing
Miles:Let's go!
Tonic:We're not gonna make it
Miles:Yes we are!
Tonic:Forget it!
Throws glowbo to the door so it can hold the door open while Seth,Joe,Chibii and Tonic slide in.The glowbo blows up from the pressure and releases dust.
Tonic:What now?
He said as he saw two paths.
Chibii:We split up again!It's the only thing we can do!
Tonic:All right!So what are the teams?
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Joe:Well I say...
"A Robot flys in"
Robot:I SAY IT'S TIME TO DIE!!!
Turk:Don't Worry I'll protect...
"Robot blasts Turk"
Turk:OWIE!!!
Mumbo:HI YAH!!!!
Robot:BZZZZAAAAAAAATT!!!!!
Mumbo:Me manly I save bear and bird's friends again!
Joe:Right....TURK!!! Are you ok?
Turk:Can't go on...no onee...to go home to...
"Joe whispers in his ear"
Turk:SHE REALLY SAID THAT?!?!?Welll we must go on! Make the teams Tonic and Miles! |
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