Ways to get sent home from school.

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#42049111Saturday, February 05, 2011 5:51 AM GMT

58. Ask her how to brush your back teeth. 59. Say "Is the answer to this question 'No'?" 60. Outsmart the teacher. O_O

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#42053820Saturday, February 05, 2011 8:49 AM GMT

61: Show her your list of 60 ways to get sent home from school and shout "FALCON! PAWNCH!!!" and punch them out of your classroom 62: Pretend that you are sleeping and snore REALLY loud 63: Each time the teacher asks something, say "NO YOU!!!" 64: Jump onto your teachers desk and shout "ON TOP OF THE WORLD!!!"

DerpFeesh

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#42058955Saturday, February 05, 2011 1:53 PM GMT

58. Say 'Would you ever punish me for something I didn't do? well, I didn't do homework' 59. Fake cough >:3 60. Jack the teachers iPhone 61. Do the peanut butter jelly dance on your desk. shirtless...

neongoo51

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#42075564Saturday, February 05, 2011 7:11 PM GMT

69: Run up to your teacher's desk and say "CAN I HAZ CHEEZBURGER???" if it has no effect, start singing "DO YOU LIKE WAFFLEZ!?" and throw waffles that you took to school all over the classroom. (It might have better effect if you throw them on people.) 70: Draw/write stuff all over the classroom. Make sure to include "[Your name] was here" 71: Sneak out of the classroom when nobody is noticing you, then appear each 10 miniutes outside the door shouthing "THIS CLASSROOM IS FOR NOOBS"

neongoo51

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#42119665Sunday, February 06, 2011 9:09 AM GMT

72: Splatter glue all over the classroom, then cut a cable close to where there's the most glue. Next day, come early to school. When your teacher comes, say "I found a leak!" 73: Start shouting pointless stuff that nobody's interested in. 74: Knock the door to your classroom down. 75: Make a mess of your classroom and say "I'll do this to all other classrooms too!" 76: Bring a CD to school that contains horribly loud music that keeps going orever and still can be heard if the music is muted, paused or stopped, and put it in a CD player or a radio, and play it in the middle of a lesson.

plolplplelr

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#42119756Sunday, February 06, 2011 9:15 AM GMT

77. ask if you can go to the bathroom then come back in the classroom half naked yelling "WHERES THE TOILET PAPER???"

goldassassin4

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#42121223Sunday, February 06, 2011 11:22 AM GMT

77. Eat your home work. 78. eat every ones home work. 79. Pour your teachers coffe down her back. 80. Show her this thread. 81. Run into staff room and take her shoes.

Paingred

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#42121339Sunday, February 06, 2011 11:31 AM GMT

82. escape 83. HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO THINK OF 83 ANSWERS TO 1 QUESTION?

neongoo51

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#42121345Sunday, February 06, 2011 11:31 AM GMT

82. Pour lots of salt into your teacher's coffee. 83. Put a paper bag over their head which you drew a ugly face on.

neongoo51

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#42121356Sunday, February 06, 2011 11:32 AM GMT

Late post, sorry.

lolmax123

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#42125877Sunday, February 06, 2011 2:46 PM GMT

58.smear choclate on your fingur.then ask the teacher for some toliet paper

DeathStarGoBoom

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#42126294Sunday, February 06, 2011 2:56 PM GMT

84. Shout IMA NOOB TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! 85. Draw all over the whiteboard and say (Someone in your class that you hate that was late) did it and put (Your name) was here all over the board while drawing

goldassassin4

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#42136446Sunday, February 06, 2011 6:13 PM GMT

86. Eat her socks. 87. eat her shoes. 88. Tell her, her car was broken into, and she runs out to check and every one leaves. 89. Pour salt in her drink and then pour her salty drink on her laptop, THEN take her laptop. 90. Take her coat ona cold day

goldassassin4

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#42136611Sunday, February 06, 2011 6:15 PM GMT

91. sing the song "our lawyer made us change the name of this song so we wouldent get sued" (by fallout boy) in her face xD really loudly

neongoo51

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#42137265Sunday, February 06, 2011 6:26 PM GMT

93: Blame your teachers for making a HUGE displacement. 94: Switch off the lights in the middle of the lesson and turn on a disco lamp that you took to school and say "EVERYBODY DANCE NOW" 95: Take your teacher's mobile phone and throw it out of the window on their car. 96: Turn the lamps on and off in the middle of the lesson, and say "Ghosts are haunting the switches!" 97: Get first to school and get in the classroom. When anyone tries to get in, shout "THIS CLASSROOM IS OFF-LIMITS" and kick them out of the classroom.

bedDoyle

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#42138162Sunday, February 06, 2011 6:39 PM GMT

98: pretend to be a pokemon and say "PIKACHOO, THUNDERBOLT!!!!!" 99: cut off a classmates hand but dont kill them. they will be in so much pain that they will wish they were dead. 100!: bring a toy gun to school (this works my friend did it) I AM SO HONERED TO SAY THE 100TH WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

neongoo51

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#42138851Sunday, February 06, 2011 6:49 PM GMT

102: Show your teacher your list of 101 ways to get sent home from school, then shout "THE MAGIC LABYRINTH OF I.M. MEEEEEEN" and put a open book on their head. (Pretend that it's I.M. Meen's book.)