Doggie53Join Date: 2010-10-11
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INSTRUCTIONS:
Type out a attack...
Shotgun
Type out its power...
Shotgun (A:15)
And the boss loses HP! WARNING: You only have a limit of power. If you don't know what I mean, say if you have a limit of 50 and I type in my attack as 51, that will make the boss morew powerful. SO DON'T DO THAT.
GOOD LUCK.
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Boss Battle ONE:
Epiko Da Duckius (Epic Duck's Ghost)
HP: 1500
A: 600
Your limit is 1000. |
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edac46Join Date: 2010-08-13
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THIS is my most epic attack now.
I shove you into a coffin with a vampire, he bites you, then I put in a werewolf who bites you, then a zombie hwo bites you, and a dog who bites you. then the three monsters start fighting each other hurting you through collateral damage.
I then put the coffin in an outhouse... after the world's fattest man used it... and i push it down a hill... on it's side... then while you guys are still fighting, I put the outhouse in a huge vat of acid.
Then I hose the acid off of your skeleton... with and industrial hose... then I dry you off with a fan... the size of texas... It blows you all the way to tahiti where you, as a penguin, die of heat exhaustion.
I bury you in a pile of rocks which then turns into a volcano burning your remains to ashes. I then have Shoop-Da-Whoop fire his lazor at your ashes 1337 times.
I then throw the ashes your ashes into a black hole which you then come out of a white hole somewhere in an alternate universe where the locals destroy your ashes thinking you were a hctiw (witch backwards) of some sort then they throw you back through the white hole into the real universe where I send you back in time to the dinosaurs where they stomp you and eat you and throw up and die.
Then I come into the dinosaurs age and incinerate what's left of you with a flamethrower. Then I disintegrate you by using the dark energy gravity gun to pick up some antimatter energy balls and shoot them at you. I dance on where you were when I disintegrated you and I reintegrate you with a special machine which I explode with a rocket launcher with you in it which turns you back into a skeleton.
I then dip 50 50. (yes 50 POINT) caliber bullets in holy water and shoot them at your skeleton. I then crush the rest of your skeleton with a giant boulder I got from the side of a mountain which collapsed onto the boulder.
(P: HOW SHOULD I KNOW!?!?!) |
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Doggie53Join Date: 2010-10-11
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That's even weirder than the boss... |
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dodosJoin Date: 2008-06-01
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I hired justin beiber
(A:1000) |
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Doggie53Join Date: 2010-10-11
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Boss HP: 500.
He hires 1 Ghostly Forcefielder Mage! Destroy the Forcefielder Magre first!
Forcefield Mage
HP: 100 |
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dodosJoin Date: 2008-06-01
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I hit the ghost in the *****
(A:100) |
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Doggie53Join Date: 2010-10-11
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Epiko defeated!
Your limit is now 4000!
Boss Battle TWO.
Wham Bam Forum (got this idea from a Kirby game)
HP: 6500 |
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neonwingsJoin Date: 2010-09-18
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Neon attacks the new boss with his ray of ultimate pancakes.
A: 1200 |
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Doggie53Join Date: 2010-10-11
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Damage done:
1200.
Boss's HP:
5300.
Wham Bam is getting angry! He uses Forum Blast! You are stunned. Luckily, you only get stunned for 1 second.
Status:
RAGE!
Basically, any attack you do is doubled. Twice as strong. OK? |
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I blamed John.
(A:OVER 9000!!!) |
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Doggie53Join Date: 2010-10-11
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Hey, you can't do that much damage! Type a attack lower than that! |
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Doggie53Join Date: 2010-10-11
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Below 4000. Your attack must be 4000, or below. |
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i kick him witch makes him go around the world 999999999999999999 TIMES in 1 second |
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One word: Carbonite.
(A:0 it doesn't hurt, it just freezes.) |
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super slash
A:23
Not to powerful... |
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Doggie53Join Date: 2010-10-11
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Wham freezes!
He cannot attack unless we contiue on the second page. =D
Did I also tell you that I can attack in some rare occasions?
So, I will use BanHammer.
It does 3999 damage.
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Doggie53Join Date: 2010-10-11
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Wham Bam Forum
HP: 5277.
Status: Frozen
PunkRoz, you do know that you can type out a attack below 4000? 23 is not gonna wipe out a boss. So you can type out something, like, 2500, or 3000, or somethin' like that. Oh, remember, it MUST be lower that 4000. |
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I use sticky gum! it does 3999 damage! |
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Doggie53Join Date: 2010-10-11
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Good thing you had a change of heart.
3999 damage!
Boss's HP: 1278. |
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Doggie53Join Date: 2010-10-11
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Oh, if you want, you can join in my role-playing forum, The Forum Story. |
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