A Boss Battle Of Epic Proportions

You got banned for breaking the rules. And BTW, Chuck Norris does NOT win. In fact, he get crushed. MOAR Happy Cat: NOOBIT OLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLO MOAR Happy Cat farts! Player HP: 5,000 Recoil! Boss HP: 12,000

pieguy787

Join Date: 2009-08-20
Post Count: 311

#43441416Friday, March 04, 2011 6:18 PM GMT

(You stink.) I summon Jesus Christ! He heals me by forgiveness! (I think....)

DeltaNien

Join Date: 2009-08-20
Post Count: 235

#43441853Friday, March 04, 2011 6:38 PM GMT

Eh... close. Player HP: 10,000 MOAR Happy Cat is stunned! It can't attack for the next 2 turns!

pieguy787

Join Date: 2009-08-20
Post Count: 311

#43441929Friday, March 04, 2011 6:41 PM GMT

I draw Excalibur and attempt to transluminate MOAR Happy Cat! (transluminate is turning matter into light.)

DeltaNien

Join Date: 2009-08-20
Post Count: 235

#43616942Monday, March 07, 2011 3:27 PM GMT

Translumination fails. Boss HP: 8,500 Stun: 2 turns left

drwho101

Join Date: 2008-11-28
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#43619640Monday, March 07, 2011 5:38 PM GMT

I summon my pet dog who is soo hyper it scares MOAR happy cat with its paws

Espithel

Join Date: 2009-10-09
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#43620010Monday, March 07, 2011 5:52 PM GMT

I wonder how this will work. I use NOEPICJUSTFAIC to attack the boss then I send in Indiana Jones who whips the boss around. I then summon Mehrunes Dagon (Oblivion) to attack the boss. I then summon a guy I made up named Mr.? who was created in a secret laboratory to be a massive weapon of war with master skills in every weapon known to man. I send him in with every weapon known to man to attack. I create a weapon that uses every kind of destructive technology that exists and doesn't exist that shoots anti-matter balls, bullets, lazors, rockets, eyeballs, mirrors, ice shards, lemonade, exact copies of Chuck Norris's foot, and Jimmer Fredette clones and shoot it at the boss. I create a dragon with every element known to man and use it to attack. I have Voldemort use a spell I made up called Fractora that not only kills people it hits but also kills their soul 13377331 times. Then I revive Sauron (Lord of the Rings) and make him 1337733113377331133773311337 times more powerful and have him attack. Then I drop the dictionary of every word (slang included) of every language of every planet of every solar system of every universe on the boss. Then I have the aliens of planet C-4f12 to come down and attack the boss. Then I use every destructive thing that Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes) that calvin can think of and use it on the boss. I confuse the boss with every single non-logical question known to man. I create 50 million clones of Justin Bieber and have them sing as loud as they can with their voices amplifed 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times. Then I turn Thomas the Tank Engine evil and have him run over the boss OVA 9000!!!!!!!!!!!! times. Then I create the exact opposite of Telemon, Nomalet to destroy the boss. I make the boss play rock paper nuke with Telamon and he loses. I make him replant every plant in Mother Nature's garden OVA 9000!!!!!! times. I put him in the cross fire of Heat miser and Snow miser (The Year Without a Santa Claus). I smash a printer over the bosses head causing the ink to blind him. I shrink the boss's brain to the size of an atom and remove every bit of knowledge he has to make it that size and I put him in a hall of mirrors. (OMG THIS IS EPIC) I force him to eat toast... WITHOUT BUTTER!!!! I make him listen to the Barney theme song, the Dora theme song, and every other stupid little kid theme song over an over again. (Can this get anymore epic? OF COURSE!!!!) I reverse his gravity so he goes hurtling toward the sun burning the boss up. Then I incrase his gravity by 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times so he comes hurtling back toward Earth and smashing into the ground so he goes straight into the Earth's core. Burning him up again. I seal him in a small box with Woody (Suite-life on Deck) after he ate the mexican buffet. Then I trick him into buying illegal watches from some random vendor on the street getting him arrested and put in prsion for 50 years. (EPICNESS!!!!!!!!) (I wonder what the rating will be.)

DeltaNien

Join Date: 2009-08-20
Post Count: 235

#43659152Tuesday, March 08, 2011 3:32 PM GMT

HOLD IT! Since drwho posted first, his attack hits first. Boss HP: 10,000 OMFG frozengaia! How long did it take to type THAT?!?!??!?!? Boss HP: 3,500 Stun: 1 turn left

pieguy787

Join Date: 2009-08-20
Post Count: 311

#43662893Tuesday, March 08, 2011 6:34 PM GMT

I log on to Facebook and POKE the boss.

DeltaNien

Join Date: 2009-08-20
Post Count: 235

#43663051Tuesday, March 08, 2011 6:40 PM GMT

Off the cliff he goes! LOL. Boss HP: 0 Player has defeated MOAR Happy Cat! MOAR Happy Cat: I can still has cheezburger? EVENT: The arena has changed to ROBLOX HQ! New Boss: Shoop Da Whoop Boss HP: 21,000 Shoop Da Whoop: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR! Level Up! Player HP: 15,000 Player: Bring it! BEGIN!

pieguy787

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#43663091Tuesday, March 08, 2011 6:41 PM GMT

I FIRE MAH LAZOR at Shoop.

DeltaNien

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#43663122Tuesday, March 08, 2011 6:42 PM GMT

Boss HP: 19,000 Shoop Da Whoop fires his lazor! Player HP: 0 LOLOLOLOLOLOLIOLOLO JK Player HP: 12,000

yoshe123

Join Date: 2010-12-16
Post Count: 999

#43684267Wednesday, March 09, 2011 1:32 AM GMT

i summon guest 1337

DeltaNien

Join Date: 2009-08-20
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#43701642Wednesday, March 09, 2011 3:12 PM GMT

Uh, ok. Guest 1337 has been summoned! Attacks will be redirected! Shoop Da Whoop swallows the Guest! Boss HP: 18,000

pieguy787

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#43751242Thursday, March 10, 2011 6:28 PM GMT

I summon Mrs. Shoop Da Whoop. (eh?)

DeltaNien

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#43988064Monday, March 14, 2011 2:42 PM GMT

Shoop Da Whoop and Mrs. Shoop Da Whoop get married, have kids, then get a divorce. This affects Shoop Da Whoop's morale, because he lost at the custody hearing. (Don't ask how I know those terms.) Boss HP: 12,000

huffpuff

Join Date: 2009-08-17
Post Count: 354

#44237977Saturday, March 19, 2011 7:52 AM GMT

(remeber guys we are at roblox HQ) I use WHEEL OF DIS/FORTUNE or WOD/F for short 1.Half Boss Health 2.Half Player Health 3.Half Both Health 4.Nothing Happens WOD/F lands on 2! My Health Halfed My Health: 500 Boss Health:12,000

SpedwardTentickles

Join Date: 2009-03-03
Post Count: 92

#44238639Saturday, March 19, 2011 9:03 AM GMT

I summon an Ice and Lightning mage to use Thunderbolt! :P

DeltaNien

Join Date: 2009-08-20
Post Count: 235

#44382085Monday, March 21, 2011 8:39 PM GMT

@huffpuff: WTF are you talking about? @ThePhonzeh: Accepted. Boss HP: 9,000 Shoop Da Whoop FIRES HIS LAZOR! Player HP: 8,000