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Say to the cashier "I'm Chuck Noris, and give me a baconator!!!" then roundhouse kick him. |
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Tell them you have a bomb :>...might make you go to jail :< |
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Dress up in a police uniform and say to the cashier "YOU KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR!" LOL Spongebob theme :P |
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briar182Join Date: 2009-07-15
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say " i want all on menu NAO x 9999999999999900000000"
Cashier " that wil be $9999999999999999999999999999999999999999.91'
Me"NO U'
manager "sir you're kicked out"
me" WELL I HAZ NUKE!'' 'BEWM' |
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Clapy125Join Date: 2010-07-27
Post Count: 31 |
Kill mac Clown XD |
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ZekromXXJoin Date: 2010-07-06
Post Count: 4512 |
Point a pistol at him, say you're Chuck Norris, and roundhouse kick him. |
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Tell 'em that your a vegitarian |
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Tell Clapy125 that it's not called Mac donalds. It's McDonalds. |
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lawl great one that is probably the best yet XD |
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Clapy125Join Date: 2010-07-27
Post Count: 31 |
jean I spelt it mac donalds cause its funnier and you don't know why? ^_^ |
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Clapy125Join Date: 2010-07-27
Post Count: 31 |
and jean thats the worst joke yet :P |
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KingruanJoin Date: 2009-12-09
Post Count: 2227 |
Ask the guy/woman who's selling:
"Hello, I'm not from here, can you tell me where the Quick is?" |
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tell them Your K9 Unit Then get a dog to Bit Em
LMFAO
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Point a pistol at a random guy, tell him to give you his burger, then shove it at his face and say your vegan, then show him the guns empty, and run around screaming "APRIL FOOLZ!!!" |
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Clapy125Join Date: 2010-07-27
Post Count: 31 |
go in and say "hello im new here can you tell me where KFC is?" |
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Hold Up The Line And Say "GIMME A ANGRY WHOPPER!"
Intill your kicked out |
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DelonesJoin Date: 2010-07-19
Post Count: 1703 |
Walk in with a burgerking crown on and say id like a BK double stacker |
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Ask the owner - through the speakers - where the Burger King is. |
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drews10Join Date: 2009-07-06
Post Count: 4564 |
Grab a burger and slap the boss in the face with it |
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logangillJoin Date: 2010-01-17
Post Count: 39 |
wait, did you say make a joke about americans...? what country are YOU from!? im american, and that sounds insulting to me
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logangillJoin Date: 2010-01-17
Post Count: 39 |
write them a check for 1 cent then beat the chasier to death with frenchfries if he says "you need to give us a larger ampount of money to pay" |
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Go in and ask,"Is this Burger King?" |
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Clapy125Join Date: 2010-07-27
Post Count: 31 |
Use the money in the cash redishter to pay for your burgers |
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