MOM, how can loseing _____________ kill me? (GAME)

hi1117746

Join Date: 2009-02-25
Post Count: 493

#46232934Tuesday, April 26, 2011 9:45 PM GMT

the smell really could be poison gas= death MOM, how could losing hi1117746 kill me?

Techmagss

Join Date: 2009-06-24
Post Count: 2660

#46260866Wednesday, April 27, 2011 8:57 AM GMT

BECAUSE: No hi1117746=You not asking me=I go into a state of boredom=I pick up a knife=I stab j00=death

Techmagss

Join Date: 2009-06-24
Post Count: 2660

#46260869Wednesday, April 27, 2011 8:58 AM GMT

Oh and mom?How can listening to Justin Bieber kill me?

TrustyWeapon

Join Date: 2011-01-23
Post Count: 595

#46261693Wednesday, April 27, 2011 10:34 AM GMT

I need to explain? Mommy, how can petting my cat Jona kill me?

IntelliTroodon

Join Date: 2010-11-30
Post Count: 4077

#46262619Wednesday, April 27, 2011 11:44 AM GMT

petting=touching fur, touching fur=get a cut from sharpness, cut= bleed, bleed=band-aid, band-aid=accidental fall off in egypt vacation, cut in egypt= scarab beetle, scarab beetle=DEATH mom, how can I die from dying?

iluvPiplup

Join Date: 2008-04-21
Post Count: 116

#46503403Sunday, May 01, 2011 8:41 PM GMT

Forgot your question. MOM, how can losing all ability to talk kill me?

huffpuff

Join Date: 2009-08-17
Post Count: 354

#46533659Monday, May 02, 2011 8:59 AM GMT

no talk=ppl think u dumbo=depression=stab urself=DEATH MOM HOW CAN TYPING IN CAPS KILL ME

ohdoh992

Join Date: 2010-06-15
Post Count: 192

#46534083Monday, May 02, 2011 9:49 AM GMT

typing in caps=impolite=noob=hated by others=banned=head exploded=dead Mom,how can losing Roblox kill me?

tomika4444

Join Date: 2009-11-06
Post Count: 2

#46536956Monday, May 02, 2011 12:10 PM GMT

losing roblox= no fun no fun= bad life bad life= suiside suiside=death Hey mom,how can playing on a computer kill me?

steampunkO

Join Date: 2010-01-26
Post Count: 860

#46537198Monday, May 02, 2011 12:21 PM GMT

Playing on computer = loss of eyesight. Loss of eyesight + car = explosion. Explosion = death. "Mom, how can playing Touhou 6 kill me?"

Magtharidon3

Join Date: 2008-12-21
Post Count: 267

#46538057Monday, May 02, 2011 1:04 PM GMT

I Dont Know Of tHE nature of your input Mom, How Can Playing Black Ops Kill Me?

huffpuff

Join Date: 2009-08-17
Post Count: 354

#46542658Monday, May 02, 2011 4:39 PM GMT

playing blackops=having real fight=un real trained=easy target=HEADSHOT=DEATH MOM how can changing the title kill me?

Magtharidon3

Join Date: 2008-12-21
Post Count: 267

#46584917Tuesday, May 03, 2011 6:58 PM GMT

Because... Changing Title = Annoying People Annoying People = Sadness Sadness = Deep Depression Deep Depression = Lone Walks Around Places You Dont Know Lone Walks Around Places You Dont Know = Mugged Mugged = No Money, Phone, GPS Unit Whatever U Brought With You No Whatever U Brought With You = Lost Lost = Wandering Wandering = Finding Police Station Finding Police Station = Telling The Police Telling The Police = Still No Money Still No Money = Eating Out Of Dumps Eating Out Of Dumps = Living In Dumps Living In Dumps = Life Of Crime Life Of Crime = Hiding From Police Hiding From Police = Ultimate Sadness Ultimate Sadness = Walking Down Alleyways Walking Down Alleyways = Joining Gangs Joining Gangs = Easy Target Easy Target = Jail Jail = Never Getting Out Never Getting Out = Escaping Escaping = Mega Jail Mega Jail = Death So Kids, NEVER EVER CHANGE THE TITLE

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#46585025Tuesday, May 03, 2011 7:01 PM GMT

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Magtharidon3

Join Date: 2008-12-21
Post Count: 267

#46585237Tuesday, May 03, 2011 7:07 PM GMT

taking Over the world = george bush End Of Mom! How Can Becoming The President Kill Me

luigimoves303

Join Date: 2010-04-01
Post Count: 49

#48730611Thursday, June 16, 2011 3:16 PM GMT

Being President = too much work, too much work = depression, depression = suicide, suicide = DEATH MOM, how can getting the Red Ring of Death on my Xbox 360 kill me?

Espithel

Join Date: 2009-10-09
Post Count: 20917

#48740256Thursday, June 16, 2011 6:37 PM GMT

because you'll cry forevar, and die of dehydration. lawl, forgot dis thread. MOM, how can hating vaktus kill me?

Techmagss

Join Date: 2009-06-24
Post Count: 2660

#48935494Sunday, June 19, 2011 8:33 PM GMT

What's Vaktus? Hey Mooooooom? How can shopping in the catalog kill me?

fircrest

Join Date: 2008-05-24
Post Count: 7710

#48936914Sunday, June 19, 2011 8:59 PM GMT

Because... Shopping = spending money = no money = no food = starvation = death

fircrest

Join Date: 2008-05-24
Post Count: 7710

#48936948Sunday, June 19, 2011 9:00 PM GMT

Sorry, forgot to post. How can posting kill me?

wiiplay

Join Date: 2008-05-28
Post Count: 17801

#48943604Sunday, June 19, 2011 11:00 PM GMT

Because posting = learning, learning = finding out about nukes being launched, finding out about nukes being launched = panic, panic = heart attack, heart attack = death, death = death. Mom, how can kittens kill me?

Espithel

Join Date: 2009-10-09
Post Count: 20917

#48975722Monday, June 20, 2011 2:06 PM GMT

becuz they scratch you to death. MOM, how can killing people kill me?

Jigsaw79

Join Date: 2010-11-24
Post Count: 54

#49004590Monday, June 20, 2011 10:10 PM GMT

Well honey, it kills you because.... Killing people = Cops after you. Cops after you = You running away. You running away = You wanted. You wanted = Lots of people after you. Lots of people after you = You getting caught. You getting caught = You in court. You in court = Them deciding your punishment. Them deciding your punishment = Them deciding that you should be killed. Them deciding that you should be killed = You being killed.

Jigsaw79

Join Date: 2010-11-24
Post Count: 54

#49004641Monday, June 20, 2011 10:11 PM GMT

Mom, why will losing my ticket to disney world kill me?

MusicLove10

Join Date: 2010-05-04
Post Count: 297

#49007820Monday, June 20, 2011 10:58 PM GMT

Disney World=Fun No Disney World= No fun= Depression= Suicide Mom, how can losing WWII kill me?