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"Super 7 and a half ":
"GEST WAKEI WAKIE" Noob screamed running up the stairs. He ran into Guests door, pulled on the handle and.....nothing. Guest locked his door. "WTF" Noob screamed. "K fien. ima eat all tehs cinoman rollz bai miself!!!1" Guest smiled in his sleep.
There was a knock on the door. Noob ran over and opened it. "LOL WTF U WATN ERECK" "Its Erik, Nobo. "ITS NOOB U NOOB!!!1" Erik walked inside. 'Wheres Guest?" "LOL hes a slackar" Noob told him. Erik blew his hair out of his eyes, and sat down. He looked at the clock. 9:30. ' I'v never been up this early." Erik said to himself.
Erik walked upstairs, and knocked on Guests door. Erik rolled his eyes, grabbed the housekeys out of Noobs pocket, and unlocked the door. Guest, thinking it was Noob, threw his pillow at him. "Owch. Oh Jesus man. Dont do that. Really frikin hurts. Better go to the ER." Erik said throwing the pillow back at Guest. Guest rolled out of bed, in only his boxers and an undershirt. He quickly put some jeans on, and looked at Erik.
Erik noticed Banjo sitting on Guests drawr. "Aw, cute lil guy." Erik said, petting the top of Banjos head. Banjo rolled over, and Erik scratched his underbelly. "Alright, we practicing or what dude?" Guest held up his hand, grabbed his Guitar off the floor, and followed Erik into the garage.
"AND YOUR ALL GUNNA BURN
AND YOUR ALL GUNNA BURN
AND YOUR ALL GUNNA BURN
PISS. EVERYTHING IS PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!"
Erik screamed into the Mic. Noob wailed on drums, and Guest ripepd on his Guitar. Erik coughed, and held up his hand. Everyone stoped playing. Erik ran over to the sink, and puked in it. "D00D NAWT IN MI HOUSE U NASTEH" Noob screamed. "Sorry...." Erik said, drinking a bottle of water. Guest looked at him with concerned eyes, and gave him the thumbs up. Erik nodded his head. "Sorry, my throught isnt used to this kind of screaming..." Erik sat down.
"Look, we sound good and everything, but..... i cant help but feel that were missing something. I just cant put my finger on it..." "EREK WATS UR B33F? WER EPIK AS ET ISH" Noob said. Er- yelled. "d00d ets summarz. ets 2 hawt. we shuld go see a muvie." Noob said. "There isnt anything good." "YA TEH SMURFS MUVIE" Erik and Guest groaned. Banjo made a wheezing sound. "OK MR NO IT ALL. WATS UR FAV MUVIE" 'I dunno. Cloverfield? The first three Friday the 13th movies?" "THOSE MUVIES WERE DERP" "Those movies were dope. You wouldent know a classic if it hit you in the-" Guest coughed into his hand.
"INCEPTION DEN" Noob said. "Acually Inception was OK-ish. I dunno why it got in best movie of 2010." "BECUZ IT SHULD." "Alright, whats your favoite movie of 2010?" "G FORCE" "OH MY GOD YOUR AN IDIOT. G FORCE SUCKS." "WELL WATS URS" Erik hesitated. ".....Toy Story 3." "LOL" "I dont care. It was the perfect way to end the seriese." "u liek babeh muvies LOL" "What are you talking about? When we rented the movie you started bawling at the dumpster part." "NU I JUST HAD SOEMTING STUCK IN MAI EYE" "Both your eyes?" 'YUS DUNT MOCK ME ERECK" Erik rolled his eyes. "Why am i even asking your opinion on whats a good movie? I bet you dont even know how to use a camera. Noob stoped, and walked twords Erik. He grabbed the front of his shirt and pulled him twords his face. "ur on nubcaik. fiev dollarz." Noob said, throwing 5 dollars, the only money to his name, onto his drum chair. "Fine." Erik said, throwing 5 of his dollars on top of his. "Easiest 5 bucks ill ever make" "oh STFU"
Guest, Erik, and Noob were standing outside. Noob was holding a camera. "I NEED ACTORZ 4 MI MUVIE" Noob decided. He noticed a girl that went to his school, and ran over to her. 'Oh, this will be interesting..." Erik mutterd to himself. Noob started talking to the girl. Then, he got slapped. Noob walked back. "K IT WILL B A SILENT FELM" Noob said. He turned back to the girl. "CALL MEH" The girl gave him the finger, and walked off. The, she stuck her head out and waved at Guest, and returned walking away. "Quite the ladies man." "IKR" "I was talking to Guest."
Soon the sun was setting. "Noob..." Erik said. "its been 4 hours. I gotta get home, my folks are gunan get pissed if im late again. Cant you just give me your 5 dollars and accept defeat?" "NEVAR!1" Noob screamed at him. He returned to his camera. "naow how does i turn et on..." Noob was interupted by a loud screatch. Guests hat flew off his head, and he ran ofter it. "LOL RUN GEST! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL-" Suddenly, the loudest noise the three of them, three guys who listen to death metal full volume mind you, heard, followed by something flying in the sky. "Guest watch out!' Erik screamed. Guest did a swan dive, and avoided being smuched by an alien spacecraft. One of the metal links flew off, into Noobs camera. "U OWE ME 99 CENTS U TEWL!!11" Noob screamed. "Told ya." 'DAMMET." Noob screamed, and the two ran for Guest.
Guest just stood there in shock. Even is he could talk, he wouldent be able to. right in front of him, was a gigantic UFO. "lol alenz r coming.... LOL COMING" Guest fealt the top of his head, and realized his hat was still gone. Slowly, the three of them walked down the crater. Then, the ships door opend, and out walked a greenish figure. He looked liek those regular Grey Aliens you see on lunch boxes. He looked around, and noticed Noob, Guest, and Erik. Then, he opend his mouth.
"Sup? Mein Name ist Gabriel. Ich komme in Frieden. Sie Jungs haben kein Bier hier in der Gegend?" "lolwut?" "Oh... hes german. Great." Erik looked on the aliens stomach. There was a sticker that read, "Hi! My name is GaBrieL" "His name's Gabe." Erik said. "And to umm... answer your question, Gabe..... follow me to the fridge im sure Guest has some." "Awesome! Ist es ok, wenn ich auf eurem Planeten just chill für eine Weile?" "Sure.... you play Bass?" "Natürlich! Ich liebe Metal!"
Gabe followed Erik into Noobs house, and the rest followed. "Oh before i forget." Erik turned to Noob, and extended his hand."wut?" "You know what." "IT WASENT FAER! HIS SHIP IT MAI BEAUTIFUL CAMARA" Noob screached. "Ist der gelbe immer diese grell und aufdringlich?" "WATEVER DOOD." "A deal is a deal." "AH DEALZ A DEAL oh STFU!" Noob said, hadning 5 dollars to Erik. "Good Noob." "S.....T.....F......Ooh is that ice cream?"
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