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Mine:
*I invite the noob to my place*
Me: So, how do you like my place?
Noob: stop
Me: No. Anyways--
Noob: stop
Me: What do you mean, "Stop?"
Noob: stop
Me: That's getting annoying...
Noob: stop
Me: STOP WHAT!!??!?!?!??!?!??
(Pause)
Noob: idk
Me: Exactly... |
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noob:I IM GONNA HACKZ YOU SO BAD!!!!!!!
noob:WAIT CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO HACK!!
Me: Pathetic... |
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MrCherrysJoin Date: 2010-04-28
Post Count: 13469 |
Noob: i want admin!!!!!!!
Galveryus: Then go buy it for 500 R$ :P
Noob: no plz give me admin
Galveryus: Nop.
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ChibimaruJoin Date: 2009-07-17
Post Count: 248 |
Noob: hey guest!
Guest: Juice
Noob: what??
Guest: Juice
Noob: WHAT!?
Guest: Juice
Me: Juice
(Alomost everyone in the server started saying it too! xD)
Noob: you guys are really mean to me! IM LEAVING!!!!!
(Noob leaves server.)
xDDDDDD
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xChillyxJoin Date: 2010-08-23
Post Count: 4755 |
NOOB: Stawp Sayin taht yuh gotz BC. I mean, Dood. Yuh gotz teh body and all. But yu dont gotz BC. Just sayin.
Me: Yes I have BC. Nubcaik.
NOOB: Nuuu Yuh Dont ! I was Lookin at yuhr Profile!
Me: Oh. Well Check again.
NOOB: YOU DONT GOTZ-- oh.
Okay maybe i kinda exaggerated on the spelling... But still they said that. lawl. |
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wako100Join Date: 2009-12-15
Post Count: 28 |
noob: i hate you
me: right back at ya!
noob: i hate you
me: so do i
noob: wanna be friends?
me: WHAT DO YA THINK?!?!?!?
P.S. he thought yes XD |
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Those stupid noobs.... Dunyathin? |
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ChibimaruJoin Date: 2009-07-17
Post Count: 248 |
Me: Stop following me.
Noob: i wanna stand on yur head!
Me: GET AWAY!
Noob: i wanna stand on yur head!
Me: I hate you.
Noob: Youh stabbed me in teh heart, you noooby person!
Me: :) |
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briar182Join Date: 2009-07-15
Post Count: 14212 |
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ChibimaruJoin Date: 2009-07-17
Post Count: 248 |
Lol |
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ZekromXXJoin Date: 2010-07-06
Post Count: 4512 |
Me: Hi
Noob: omg. you noob. whyd u talk to me? im gona hack u.
Me: Good luck!
Noob: i hackd u. u hav no robux, and no tix.
Me (Checked): */sarcasm* Man!
Noob: lol. u fell for it.
A random PM. Copied and pasted. |
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dxhardys12Top 50 PosterJoin Date: 2009-09-08
Post Count: 52245 |
I'm not sure.
There have been some pretty funny ones though |
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ivy4000Join Date: 2009-09-25
Post Count: 1153 |
I have several,
*Tree house tycoon, I'm building my tree house, and the noob[Ironically he had BC] is following me around*
Me: "Go away!"(I 'twas using safechat so he'd hear me)
Noob: "Stop!"
Me: *Thinks; 'Stop whut?'* "Go away!"
Noob: "You are doing soemething I don't like, please stop"
Me: *Thinks; 'STOP WHUT!?!?He's bothering ME in MY treehouse!!!'* "Go away!"
Noob: "You are doing something I don't like, please stop"
Me: *Thinks; 'God dmmit that's it!'* *Flings him*
Noob: *respawns, climbs my treehouse again*
Me: "Go away!"
Noob: "You are doing something I don't like, please stop"
Me: *Not using safechat* "This is why I hate safechatters,"*Gets fly tool in V.I.P and flings him again*
It kinda went on like that until he exited an hour later(T_T#) Eventually, I had to use the teleport and skip a part of the Tree House. Luckily, he didn't have V.I.P, and as well as that, he was too stupid to find another way up. |
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Noob: gimme ur gear
Me: No.
Noob: gimme it or ill report u and message builderman
Me: Are you SURE that will work?
Noob: ya
Me: Okay, have fun
*I leave the place*
True story. |
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*I kill the noob*.
Noob: UMG! YOU NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Me: For what? Killing you?
Me: This is SFOTH IV. It's a killing game. I'm ALLOWED to kill you.
Noob: SHUT UP!!!!
Me: I'm not talking, I'm typing.
Noob: URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: Sure. Why not. Btw, stop capsing.
Noob: THATS IT!
Me: I'm waiting....
Noob: if u dont shut up ill report!!!!11
Me: Thought you were gonna hack.
Noob: I WILL IF YOU DONT STFU!
Me: Dude, like I said before, I'm not talking, I'm typing.
Noob: IM H4XING
Me: Kay, I'll wait here.
(About 2 minutes passes.)
Me: I thought you were going to hack?
Some other guy: who? me?
Me: No, the noob.
Noob: IM NOT A NUB U R U NUBCAIK
Me: I'm bored...
Me: Anyway, you said you would hack. I'm waiting.
Noob: WTF?! Y WOULD I HAX? ill report u for false reporting! i didnt hax
Me: I never reported you..... *Kills the noob*
Noob: DSLGK:GNFESOI:TGJSDOI:JR *Ragequits*.
Somewhat a true story. Happened to me A LOT of times considering I go to SFOTH IV a lot. It's probably altered a bit since I don't remember the full thing. |
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survivle 303
me(cuts down tree)
noob: omg you stupid noob thats my tree i need it
me: for what theres like 8 others right beside it
noob:omg but i wanted that tree i have to build me a hut D=
me:just get another
noob: no i want that one
noob:(burns my raft)
noob:hhaa what are you goign to do now noob you cant leave muauhauhauaha
me:haha noobs
me:(builds another boat)
noob:omg you noob your not allowed to do that
me:yes i am >.>
noob:omg how did you get enough wood for a hull
me:its only 2 tree logs >.>
noob:omg thats alot im reporting you for hacking the game to get tons of suplies
me:well im waiting XD |
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Sorry if i misspelled something above. |
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