|
|
Noob: Omg dude ur a noob iv been on longer than u!
Me: So you'll have a veteran badge then?
Noob: yeah!
Me: Ok i'll check then..
Noob: NOO! JSUT BELEIVE ME OK? I HAVE IT DONT NEED TO CHECK
Me: You don't have it, so I'v been on for at least three times longer than you :p
Noob: Liarr!!!!!!
*Admin comes and jokingly says he will ban the noob for being nooby*
Noob: NOOO! HE LIED! HE HACKED MY ACCOUNT TO REMOVE MY BC AND BADGESS!!
*Admin bans noob from game*
|
|
ReebitJoin Date: 2010-07-23
Post Count: 292 |
lol
Where did I park my car?. |
|
|
me:LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
nub:>:[
me:ill roprt a nub for killing me
nub:then ur a nub >:D
me:HAHAAHA im jking
nub:T_T
another guy:WAT ARE U TALKING ABOUT |
|
|
*One day in Welcome to Town of Robloxia*.
Noob: Hey! I wanted that car and you took it!
Me: theres regen button so do get it.
Noob: i dont care, i wanted it now or i will hack u!
Me: Im waiting :]
(1 Minute later)
Me: I thought your going to hack me!
Noob: now i hacked you with no robux and no tix :)
Me: *Checks robux and tix*
Me: Nope, my robux and tix was still there and i refresh and it still there.
Noob: WHAT!?!
Random Person: Lol
Me: Go kill yourself!
Noob: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
This is fake story, i just make it up. A noob ragequit and quit roblox in 2014, He start playing minecraft forever.
Beware of Noob saying something mean to you, just use report abuse and moderator will check it. |
|
|
A guest told me I hate you on club nyonics phone XD |
|
|
I was on ZAAM 4
Noob: LOLOLOL I HAVE ENOUGH KILLS
Me:?
Noob:OMG BE QUIET
Me: Stop shouting in caps.
(Noob copies everything I say)
Then...
(Later, when the noob brags about having 100 kills)
Me: What? You have 70 kills
Noob: OMG I SPENT IT DUH
(I leave, knowing one thing... Noob is jelly.) |
|
Ean173Join Date: 2013-07-03
Post Count: 2107 |
On SFOTHs
*noobs goes AFK*
*everyone on the server stairs*
*everyone spawnkills him*
*noob comes back with too-many-to-count WOs*
Noob: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*spams more "H"s*
Everyone: WE DID IT! >:3
*noon quits* |
|
|
*Enters Painball 2*
*Observes an argument*
*Noob threatens to hack the other person*
Me: That is a stupid, and overused threat.
Noob: No, I can really hack!
Me: Right. You probably couldn't hack if your life depended on it.
(A FEW MINUTES LATER)
Me: Still not convinced that you can hack.
Noob: Brb. Gonna hack.
Me: And I'll just wait for your return.
(10 minutes later, (Probably of multiple failed attempts to PG me).)
Noob: *Leaves* |
|
|
Noob: YOUR A NOOB
Me: Shut up kid
Noob: NO U SHUT UP
Me:What r u 8?
Noob: IM (says random age)
Me: Yea u r. But u sound like a kid
Noob:Shut up ur the kid.
-Many Moments Later-
-Goes to noob's profile
Me: Wow he calls me a noob when her character is a grey Robloxian girl when everything shes wearing is the pink free hair u first get and the free torso. She also has no life cuz she has a lot of pp when she played for less than 3 months. Must of spent all her life playing non-stop Roblox.
Me: Posting this :o |
|
|
noob:give me 454 tix
me:What? XD.
noob:*leaves and comes back* NUEURYYRH |
|
|
In a Bowling Game (Very Old Game...)
Noob: Eww OD'er!!
Me: Who? Me?
Noob: Yea you you're the OBVIOUS OD'er here.
Me: How?
Noob: Because you look like 1 you ugly OD'er.
Me: ... That's called looks.
Noob: No it's called OD'ing
Me: Oh well. Think your thoughts then...
(AFTER I BEAT HIM WHILE BOWLING...)
Noob: OMG! AN OD'ER BEAT ME!
Me: Well I'm not an OD'er. But I bet a REAL OD'er can beat you though.
Noob: What are you saying? YOU ARE REAL OD'ER!
(I left the game and rejoined the same server on my alternate account.)
Noob: 123 for BF!
Me: ...
Noob: WHAT?!?!
Me: I was the person you called an OD'er before...
Noob: No you're not go away!
(A person in the background said 123)
Noob: YAY! Let's go to different game this game full of OD'ers and noobs.
Me: Like yourself?
Noob: OMG now you crossed the line! Brb, I'm haxing you.
Me: Yay, always wanted to get haxed. On my list of things to do, actually.
Noob: WELL GOOD 4 U NOW IM HAXING BRB.
(A few minutes later...)
Me: So what'd you do?
Noob: I stole all your robux and now its ALL MINE!
(After checking my robux...)
Me: Well then how much robux did I have?
Noob: I can't tell you that! Your a noob OD'er.
Other OD'er: leev him alone wat did he ever do to u?!
Me: He called me an OD'er when he OBVIOUSLY is one himself.
Noob: No I don't OD!
Me: Oh, so saying "123 for BF!" doesn't make you an OD'er? Useful tip...
Noob: OMG! come on lets go to a different game.
Me: Bye OD'er!
Noob: YOUR THE OD'ER NOOB! BYE I WILL HAX U!
Me: lol
(True Story, although the dialogue may be a little different because I don't remember the whole thing.) |
|
|
This was at Twisted Racing. I don't remember everything by the way.
NOOB - That guest will never best me!
ME - You know you're bragging right now? That guest won the previous rounds; she's a professional.
NOOB - I'm not bragging, how am I bragging
ME - Yes you are; you're bragging because you're basically saying no one will ever best you.
*new round starts*
NOOB - *gets beat by the guest, ragequits*
True story.
|
|
|
Noob: How do I unbake a cake? |
|
vivaftwJoin Date: 2013-12-28
Post Count: 287 |
Noob: I'm proer than you!
Me: Wat?
Noob: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA you're so noob i can beat you in this obby!
Me: Sure, let's do dis!
*we do obby*
*I finish obby first while noob is half way through*
Me: So who's the noob now!?
*noob rage quits* |
|
RagnarawkJoin Date: 2014-06-04
Post Count: 1133 |
I was at a place developer hangout, and one guy was a total fr00b. He said
" Iw`LL TEcH UU Th0W TOO MACO PL4CE!1!! Liek, u gott4 re3D teh gudieCAREFUl1y and tehn OMG LIEK I AM R0X0RZ ya anD ify 0u turn into teh n00bb n0000b u gota go 2 MY PL4CE LOLLOLOL!!111~11 ad check 4 warz n stuf. if u r a n00b go2HEL LOLLOLOlROFLMFAO11!!!11!!!! a/s/l pos gtg n00b sux0rz ur 0rz OLOOOLOLLLL HELP HELP HELP 1337133713371337 " |
|
North1233Join Date: 2014-02-06
Post Count: 9978 |
Funny story.
gd: Girl ODer
bd: Boy ODer
M: Me
N: noob
R: Random guy
O: Owner
*I come in and see gd, bd, and N all dancing*
M: What are you doing?
gd: dancing
bd: comre awn gd lez haz (censored for safety reasons)
M: Your not allowed to say that.
N: LOL DEY AR U NUBY CAIK OF NUBINESS
M: Really?
R: I know right? They were threatening to hack me.
N: I IZ NO HAX DAT GUI TREID T00 KEEL ME
gd: *goes into (censored for safety reasons)room and has (again, censored for safety reasons) with bd*
M: That's it. I'm getting the owner.
*I send a Owner Request*
*Owner joins*
O: What's the problem?
M & R: Those 3 are doing bad things.
O: *band gd, bd and N*
O: Problem solved.
*A few days later on the same game*
*3 people come on*
gd: Guess who's back!
bd: US!
N: LOL1337YOLOSWAG
O: *reports them and they get IP banned from ROBLOX* |
|
|
Playing an obby with free Admin at end.
-OLD ADMIN COMMANDS- (It still had disco cmd)
Me: Yo bro can u put disco?
Owner: Sure
*Puts disco*
Owner: Ima make u all admin, but dont abuse.
*Admins all*
Noob: thx
*Starts to kill ppl*
Owner: Ima unadmin u
*Unadmins*
Noob:Nooidbdusnsvssjbshsj *Spams*
Me: Shut up
Noob: *Spams*
Owner: *Bans*
Me: LOL XD
*Puts disco* |
|
North1233Join Date: 2014-02-06
Post Count: 9978 |
On a plane game:
Me: Yes! finally landed on Rhode Island!
Noob: LUL IZ GETZ ULT1M4T3 L4ND1NG
Me: You crashed into Guipo.
Noob: Z0MG UR NOT ALLOED T0 SAI DAT
Me: Reason?
Noob: I IZ ONER'S FREEND
Me: Prove it.
*owner comes on*
Noob: HEY BOB H0WZ 1T GOIN?
Owner: ???
Me: Aha!
Noob: NUUUUU
Me: -_-
Owner: *bans noob* |
|
|
|
I was a total noob once.
Painful. |
|
North1233Join Date: 2014-02-06
Post Count: 9978 |
On Elemental Wars:
Me: *kills noob*
Noob: OMFFFFFG
Noob: I HATE YOU ALL
Me: *kills noob again*
Other guy: skull, shut up. (noob is skull)
Noob: I HATE YOU ALL
Me: *sticks pacifier in skull's mouth* Do us all a favor and SHUT UP.
Noob: NO
Noob: I WILL HAX YOU MY DAD WORKS FOR A HACKING COMPANY
Me: All the noobs threaten to "hax" these days.
Noob: I WILL REPORT YOU FOR BEING MEEN
Other guy: really? WE'RE being mean?
Me: try saying that to ROBLOX.
Me: Guys, report skull.
Noob: NOOOOOOOOO DON'T REPORT ME
Me: Reported.
Noob: I WILL HACK YOU
PART 2: COMING SOON |
|
|
Me: Hello
Noob: fuq awf d!ckbuiscuit
Me: No, I dont like d!cks for dinner like you do.
Noob: STFU
Me: Nah, free country
Noob: ILL TELL MY DAD AND MY DADS ROBLOX
Me: Pathetic.
Noob: ILL HACK YOU
Me: I'll do it first.
Noob: WAIT HOW DO U HACK TELL ME
Me: Weird.
Noob: IM NOT WEIRD ILL BAN U FOR LIFE
Me: Try It.
*Noob leaves game*
*one day later*
Noob: WTF GTFO OF THIS PLACE ITS MINE
Me: Orly?
Noob: YEAH YEAH IT IS ITS SO FAMOUS
Me: First, I see the owners name and its not yours, second---
Noob: SHUT UP NOW
Me: Are you 12?
Noob: NO IM NOT 12 YET IM 7
Me: You're a little to young to play ROBLOX.
*noob tries to swordfight me but i win*
Noob: STOP RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Me: You tried it first.
Noob: NO I DIDN'T STOP!
*Noob Gets Another Sword*
Noob: DIE11111!!!!1111111
Me: You First.
*Kills The Noob*
Noob: STOP I WAS PLAYING AROUND
Me: No, you werent.
*Noob is banned for a week*
One Week Later....
Noob: IM BACK NOW ILL HACK YOU FOR SURE
Noob: ALSO IM TELLING MY DAD
Me: Go ahead.
Noob: STOP YOU IDIOT
Me: Um, did you check the mirror and see what you were saying the whole time?
Noob: RAGER HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHH
Me: I aint even mad
Noob: LIES LOL
*The Noob Is banned for life and cannot log out then gets another computer*
Noob: IM BACK LOOOOOOL
Me: Um, Okay.
Noob: THIS NEW COMPUTER COSTED 2 BUX
*Bans the noob like 6 times for life*
*Noob Cries*
*Noob gets 60 computers (Thats what she said)*
Noob: IM BACK AHHAHAHAHAHAH NOW STR!P NAKED KID
Me: Are you even old enough to say that?
Noob: YEAH IM 89
Me: Good luck on death in another 6 years
*Goes To My Place and noob follows*
Noob: IM BACK YOU WILL NEVER GET RID OF ME IDIOT HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Me: :ban noob
*Noob Is Banned on my game also the whole website*
*Mom spanks noob till hes dead*
The end. |
|
North1233Join Date: 2014-02-06
Post Count: 9978 |
@above
Roblox is for all ages :I |
|
|
Weeeeelllllll this isn't really something a noob said to me but it was really funny to watch xD... Ok so there was this guest and it went up to a girl guest and it looked like he was kissing her and he repeatedly kept saying Yes Yes Yes Yes LOL I was like wth? It was pretty funny at the time... |
|