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GNF
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SOI
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TG
JS
DOI
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JR
lol
ontopic:
Noob:Well i have HL2 Ep3 becase im working at steam
me:*starts saying all games that valve made*
Deleted Shcines!? LOL! |
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ChnefJoin Date: 2010-08-20
Post Count: 676 |
lol i played god power then a noob said freind fish pants LOL XD EXACLY |
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me: thats ironic, you call me a noob yet you delete
supahboy50: yo mamma looks like yo roblox character
me: ooh then she must be 100 times nicer lookin than you!
At that time I was wearing:
Dilophosaurus Package
Dilophosaurus Head
Trancos: the Services Warrior
Runic Helm |
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noob:look at the shadow/
me:yes i know
Noob:my shawdow is a slice of pie
me:no its u
noob/SLICE OF PIE
me:then noob finds a zombie that talks
me: zombie like noob |
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noob:i can build
me:what can ya build
noob i do not know how to build
me:*facepalm* |
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Noob: Yo dude, you have TF2 right?
Me: Yeah.
Noob: Dude, can you trade me a rightous bison?
Me: I don't have one, sorry. I don't even know your Steam Profile's name.
Noob: Wow you noob.
Me: Really. Why are you asking me to trade you free stuff?
Noob: Idk.
Me: In that case, what the heck.
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Noob = mutation of newb = Newbie
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BeasleyJJoin Date: 2010-03-03
Post Count: 2970 |
Me : *Steals guest car*
Guest : *Chases it*
Me : *Jumps out*
*Car is still going by its self*
Guest : *Is still chasing after it*
AHAHAH!! |
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So I went to a pokepark game,
and there is this (safe chat) OBCer, I am not going to say his name tho.
So my brother and I come to see if he "talks" if you know what I mean.
Me: Hello do you talk?
eight seconds later
My bro: Well do you talk or not?
Noob: Hello
Me:OMG
Noob: Wanna be friends?
Brother and I: No
Noob: -_-
*****
Then we left the game cause it was getting boring.
Then I went to "Cinderella's Castle" because my brother wanted to go to the "Character Breakfast" we went there, but then about three minutes later, the noob follows us.
He sends us a friend request, we say 'No'
He says "Please"
We say: No
Noob:-_-
Then when we added his friend request,
Noob: Thank you
Brother and I: Go away!
That's how I met the noobiest OBCer ever. |
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BUMP OF BUMPINGNESS AND NOOBINESS AND ANNOYINGNESS AND OTHER STUFF LIKE THAT |
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DroxiamJoin Date: 2011-09-27
Post Count: 62 |
There was a chat box for safechatters.
Guest:wazzup
Me:shutup guest
Guest:No.
Me:Your so stupid guest.
Guest:has anyone seen smosh its so haliyrious(I mispelled it how to Guest spelled it)
Me:Get a life guest.
Someone:How oldehness are you guest,I'm 18.
Me:You stupid guest can't spell right.
Guest:I'm 19.
Someone:Aren't you too old for ROBLOX..?
Me:Yeah!And you can't spell right either!
Guest:I'm leaving your all mean!!! *poofs off server* |
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Just out of curiosity...
Why did you tell him to shut up just because he said hi? |
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DroxiamJoin Date: 2011-09-27
Post Count: 62 |
Well,guests are the forms of immature noobs.
They have no life,so who wants a blabbering 3 year kid around? |
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AudioChefJoin Date: 2009-03-03
Post Count: 23322 |
Have another one. This was at KoolaidIsGood`s obby.
Me: Talk about real life problems privately, not here.
Noob: we cant
Me: On the phone...
Noob: ITS 11 AT NIGHT
Me: So...
Noob: we cant call eatchothr at 11 at nigt
Me: Yes you can...
Noob: no you cant u noob
Me: How am I a noob when you`re acting like a three year old??!
Noob: i said we cant cal eachothr at 11 at nigt
Me: OMG!
Then I quit, because I couldn't stand two trolls/noobs distracting me with their dumbness. AND THAT'S HOW THEY SPELT THE WORDS.
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Me: Hey, dude
Noob: (drinks Coke)
Me: (drags Coke to shoulder)
Noob: h3y th4t's my C0k3!
Me: STUPID!! XD |
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noob:Gimme your tix.
me:?
noob:HAX
me:no,
noob,NO WHAT?
me:kills noob
noob:REPORTED.
than he left.
i went on his acc, and his status said
I GOT REPORTED BY MYSELF!? |
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s9iJoin Date: 2011-03-07
Post Count: 7686 |
(Playing wizard wars)
Me: (kills noob)
Noob: Stop dude!
Me: ... (kills again)
Noob: Go away!
Me: No!
Noob: Leave me alone!
Me: This is a killing game...(kills again)
Noob: STOP IT NOOB!
Me: :P (kills again)
Noob: Ill report you
Random Person: (kills noob)
Noob: OMG BOTH OF YOU!!!!
Me: This is a killing game!
Noob: Im reporting (gets back on after 2 seconds)
Noob: Reported
Me: This is a killing game...
Noob: Who cares??!!!
Everybody: Me!
Noob: (leaves game)
Me: Lololol. |
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@My 1st post
Boy: SHADDAP |
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AudioChefJoin Date: 2009-03-03
Post Count: 23322 |
Come on people, lets hear more noob stories! :D
Sucks that I don't have anymore. :( |
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Okay, so I was at Pokemon Arena X. I was playing as Shiny Groudon and I was owning people. Then, when I killed someone... this happened.
Me: *Kills person*
Noob: Noob.
Me: *Kills him again*
Noob: OMG STOP!
Me: ...nah. *Kills noob again*
Noob: OMG REPORTED!
Me: Why would I be banned for being false reported? I was killing people in a fighting game.
Noob: THE GENRE IS ADVENTURE N00B!!
Me: *facepalm*
Noob: Okay that's it, I'm killing you. *Teams up with his friend to kill me*
Noobs: OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
Me: Wow, I wouldn't be laughing if I were you. I didn't laugh at you, and also, you had to TEAM UP on me to kill me.
Noob: So?
Me: I killed you on my own.
Noob 2: It was a 1-hit KO move!!
Me: ...Fire Blast isn't an OHKO move.
Noob 2: Well... it's a TWO hit KO move!
Me: You can make a two-hit KO with almost any move.
Noob 1: Uhh... well... you were still reported. *Ragequit*
******
And that was it. The noob's friend stuck around for a while, then after I killed him a few times, he ragequitted too. This is an example of only one time this has happened.
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ROBLOXIANS
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Y U NO MAKE POST |
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me: who talks
noob: i hate you
me:*sigh* not ANOTHER noob
noob: you are doing somting i don't like please stop
me: ok (I JUST LIED!)
noob: stut up < wrong spelling
noob: stut up
noob: stut up
noob: im going to hack you NOW YOU HAVE NO TIX NO ROBUX AND NO LIFE YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB
me:… lulz
noob: RAGE QUIT!
*noob quits*
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koopa30Join Date: 2008-03-07
Post Count: 129 |
Yes... some noob was acting like a little girl. When I told her to shut up, she called me a "DUMDUM", claiming it was 'internet lingo'. Another noob on the same server was whining how she wanted to be on the blue team, but was put on the red team.
On a different server (It was a tycoon), there was a guy with Pikachu in his name. A noob entered, yelling "I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU", along with that horrible emoticon (XD). When I broke it to him that he was not funny, he kept yelling at me, saying, "Your a useless piece of life", "Your a fatty with no life" and "Your a no life with Builder's Club". I tried to educate him on the difference between "Your" and "You're", the latter being correct. After calling me fat for one last time, he left. Thank God for that. |
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