BOSS BATTLES! Gohan234's Version CAME BACK!

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Post Count: 12880

#54084022Friday, September 02, 2011 8:51 AM GMT

Boss Depo membership. For the next boss, I grab Darkheart and slash the strongest boss 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999^999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 times. That ^ means to the power of. Basically, we have one of the biggest numbers in the universe going on here.

Espithel

Join Date: 2009-10-09
Post Count: 20917

#54087505Friday, September 02, 2011 12:42 PM GMT

Gohanions: 10000. Items: shelter (LV1): Reduces damage taken. Laptop (LV1): Buy items in battle. bed (LV1): sometimes prevents getting pwned, and decreases the time you are pwned for. Memberships: dbay (LV2) boss depo (LV1) Consumables: Phoenix Feather (X3) Revives ONE fallen ally INSTANTLY. General Items | dbay: Phoenix Feather: 250 Gohanions. Revives ONE fallen ally INSTANTLY. Intelligence Book: 250 Gohanions. Grants partial information on the boss at the beginning of the battle. Plague Totem: FREE! Makes the boss harder, but gives more cash upon defeating the boss! stoneheel totem: FREE! makes the boss harder, but gives more cash upon defeating the boss. STOREHLIEN: spamacker stands defeated. when he feels the essense of his life dissipate, he makes a stand. he uses most of his summoning force to generate one of the hardest foes you're in to face. 'claur... defeat the vermin...' and a human like creature with a lance falls from the sky. 'this will give me the PERFECT oppertunity to regenerate...' spamacker says. BOSS 10! CLAUR! (WARNING: SUPER MEGA REALLY IMPOSSIBLY DOOM INSANITY CAUSINGLY HARD :WARNING) (tip: you SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO want an intelligant book here...) BHP: 720000000. 72 million. got your work cut out. everyone's PHP: 300. claur uses numbilleranceward! he becomes immume to attacks that have numbers in! shadow: nah, i don't like the idea. sorreh. and ik when you said dead boss you wanted a new boss. i just twisted it a little :3 claur uses psychololgy! psycho attacks he does deal more damage! claur uses bonding gene! the fiddles with your genes, bonding your health and dealing an INSANE ammount of damage! PHP: 10000. damage: 4000. (1000 multiplied by 4 because of psychololgy) PHP: 6000. mersopolis: BLOCKED! >:3 3:< doesn't work backwards :/ claur uses draw thunder! he creates a lightning bolt so fast it puts the next attacker off his feet! PHP: 5500. mico: STUNNED! >:3 claur uses genetic destruction! he removes all wards, births and ologies to attempt to OHKO you! the next five attacks MUST deal over five million damage to interrupt and save yourself! this attack isn't blockable, dodageble or parryable. sundown: mersopolis has a wannabe now :3. OMG HOW MASSIVE INSANITY DEALING UMG CLAUR WORTHY SEEING CLAUR IS MORE WORTHY THAN CHUCK NORRIS BECAUSE CLAUR IS ACTUALLY FICTIONAL BUT SO POWERFUL BECAUSE HE CAN DESTORY YOUR GENETIC FORMATION SO I HOPE THIS HELPS TO DEAL OVER FIVE MILLION DAMAGE OR YOU WILL SUFFER A PAINLESS DEATH damage! BHP: 680000000. 4 million. the strongest attack yet. grats. but not enough to save you. deal a million damage in four attacks or you will die.

bromanular

Join Date: 2009-05-11
Post Count: 824

#54088341Friday, September 02, 2011 1:17 PM GMT

Kills y'all

shadowman0210

Join Date: 2009-07-03
Post Count: 617

#54114585Friday, September 02, 2011 10:28 PM GMT

I BUY TEH INTELLIGENCE BOOK!!!!!!!!!! Oh, I punch the boss right after.

mersopolis

Join Date: 2008-11-12
Post Count: 624

#54118424Friday, September 02, 2011 11:22 PM GMT

I have a TF2 spy backstab the boss which instantly kills him, It's unblockable (except under the right conditions) This is more than one million damage its, like, over 1337x the boss's health

shadowman0210

Join Date: 2009-07-03
Post Count: 617

#54124488Saturday, September 03, 2011 12:44 AM GMT

But then, frozen kills you for being so overpowered.

DeathStarGoBoom

Join Date: 2009-12-05
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#54125503Saturday, September 03, 2011 12:58 AM GMT

I walk into the arena, create a temporary dome around the team, our attacks out while the bosses attacks are refelected temporarily. I then hand epic pies to everyone in the team to heal. (Including me). I then get out my mega sized magnyfying glass and shine it the bosses eyes. The boss shrieks "MY EYES!!!" I then eat 1337 mega mushrooms and sit on the boss and fart. Just before my mega size wears off, I roundhouse kick the boss in the nuts. Too strong for yah?

SundownMKII

Join Date: 2010-09-26
Post Count: 12880

#54131451Saturday, September 03, 2011 2:25 AM GMT

One word: Derp. This one word causes about 1337/0^pi•infinity/tacos. This AMAZING equation causes a rain of Highway Cookies on top of the boss, and IWAY cookies over allies. IWAY cookies = good and HEALTHY! Highway cookies = Toxic and radioactive! It also causes a paradox, OM-NOM-NOMming the boss. After repeating the Big Bang for added damage, I shove blinky rainbow colors in the boss' face in hopes that he has a seizure. While this happens, the boss is hit by angry bees which have a full poison payload, along with being tickled by the Angry Birds' attacks.

MidnightTapperMico

Join Date: 2009-10-30
Post Count: 4844

#54133611Saturday, September 03, 2011 2:55 AM GMT

Chuck Norris gives me a Potion! I'm healed! Chuck Norris used OVERPOWERED ROUNDHOUSE KICK! I also get a delete tool, and delete the boss five by five. I throw a deathly nuke at the boss and then detonated it! I make a huge circle around the boss, and lava, sharp needles and acid came raining!

cideadfsbaman

Join Date: 2010-09-05
Post Count: 2391

#54136612Saturday, September 03, 2011 3:43 AM GMT

i summon spy to do backstab on boss(around 2000 damage,you can decide it) AND i summon Blackhole to bring boss inside,and i summon whitehole near sun to burn boss

cideadfsbaman

Join Date: 2010-09-05
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#54137612Saturday, September 03, 2011 3:59 AM GMT

and get lots of trains with lighting powers,causing boss to get bumped by train AND i get LAZOR MACHINE to fire ALL SORT OF laser to boss and i divide by zero.

Espithel

Join Date: 2009-10-09
Post Count: 20917

#54154468Saturday, September 03, 2011 2:25 PM GMT

Gohanions: 99750. Items: shelter (LV1): Reduces damage taken. Laptop (LV1): Buy items in battle. bed (LV1): sometimes prevents getting pwned, and decreases the time you are pwned for. Memberships: dbay (LV2) boss depo (LV1) Consumables: Phoenix Feather (X3) Revives ONE fallen ally INSTANTLY. intelligant book (X1) General Items | dbay: Phoenix Feather: 250 Gohanions. Revives ONE fallen ally INSTANTLY. Intelligence Book: 250 Gohanions. Grants partial information on the boss at the beginning of the battle. Plague Totem: FREE! Makes the boss harder, but gives more cash upon defeating the boss! stoneheel totem: FREE! makes the boss harder, but gives more cash upon defeating the boss. PHP: 5500. BHP: 680000000. charge: 1/5(!) brom: frozengaia uses meh! he ignores your post! shadow: intelligance book takes effect! -CLAUR- an unusual human like creature. focuses on fiddling with the genetics of others and himself. uses a lot of wards ologies and births. wards (example: blazeward) grants immumity to something. fireward grants immumeity to fire. tends to block the most common thing in the attacks. ologies (example: flareology) multiplies the damage of something by four. flareology increases the damage of fire by four. births (examlple: flamebirth) make all attacks something. flamebirth makes every attack fire. his genetic attacks cause a lot of difficulty. these attacks that he creates with his lance can do anything from causing you to hit yourself or even destory your genetic format, an OHKO. when bonded, his attack 'genetic destruction' is an OHKO if not interrupted. interrupt it by dealing over five million damage in five attacks. it is said that claur is incapable of using his abillities if he runs out of something. when he DOES run out of it, he has to cut a lot of his HP to regain it. it's something mental, and causing him to lose it will probobly be the most effective attack. it also interrupts genetic destruction regardless of damage... whatever it is, it's vital to his life. -end of page- the punch was dodged! mersopolis: frozengaia uses ¬_¬! he's annoyed that you used an overpowered attack, so he incapitates you! mersopolis's HP: 0 (1337) shadow: indeed i did. kool: OMG INSANITY THAT IS AN EPIC ATTACK YES IT IS TOO EPIC >:U D::3 >:J damage! BHP: 66996699! STORY: claur's attack was interrupted. he bounced onto the floor, before gracefully doing a backflip to get back on his feet. 'hmmm... not bad.' he ponders, with some satisfaction. claur uses toxinward! he is immume to poison! sundown: BLOCKED >:3 claur uses serapendiology! dystanic attacks are much more effective! claur uses voodoountergulance! he makes one of you attack the other out of voodoo! PHP: 3500 (X4 damage :3) mico: O.O ._. O.0 O.o o.0 0.0 o.o 'O' damage! PHP: 7500. BHP: 66990000. claur uses purposeibirth! all attacks are dystanic! claur uses moutainous impalement! moutains scatter the battlefield! PHP: 2500. claur uses elemental regainment! he is out of EE, and must regain it! BHP: 57285291. cid: OMG HOW damage! (both posts) BHP: 57284000.

SundownMKII

Join Date: 2010-09-26
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#54154604Saturday, September 03, 2011 2:29 PM GMT

I use Static Disruption to stun the boss and prevent him from using any attacks other than a standard everyday melee attack because of breaking all of his Focus. The destroyed Focus is turned into HP.

shadowman0210

Join Date: 2009-07-03
Post Count: 617

#54166222Saturday, September 03, 2011 5:23 PM GMT

I use 5 attacks that do 1 mil. damage each.

MidnightTapperMico

Join Date: 2009-10-30
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#54169667Saturday, September 03, 2011 6:10 PM GMT

I call the elemental gods AND THEY USE Elemental RAIN OF DEATH! >:D After, Chuck Norris and then Shoop Da Whoop uses Round House Firing Lazar! Then, I make the battle arena full of LAVA, ACID, AND SHARP NEEDLES! >:D I drink a strength potion and throw him in the sun an then I melt him there!

Kensetsu

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#54169915Saturday, September 03, 2011 6:14 PM GMT

I throw my spiked crown at whoever the enemy is!

mersopolis

Join Date: 2008-11-12
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#54173545Saturday, September 03, 2011 7:04 PM GMT

I go on some mysterious otherworldly quest to bring my self back to life, I finish it and bring myself back to life.

huffpuff

Join Date: 2009-08-17
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#54219296Sunday, September 04, 2011 8:31 AM GMT

I create an Iron shield around JUST ME meaning Noone or nothing can touch me but also stops me from attacking for 3 turns and the shield lasts 3 turns ==--END--==

shadowman0210

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#54276692Monday, September 05, 2011 3:32 AM GMT

...I still punch it.

killer11223345

Join Date: 2009-06-30
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#54277901Monday, September 05, 2011 3:56 AM GMT

(Wazzup ppl) I summon the Enderman (from MC 1.8 beta update, >:D) and Enderman starts his normal sequence of staring and teleporting.

Espithel

Join Date: 2009-10-09
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#54286743Monday, September 05, 2011 7:55 AM GMT

SundownMKII

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#54288032Monday, September 05, 2011 10:07 AM GMT

This isn't a attack, this is a defense. I scoop as many of the KO'd people up and run into a shelter. While multitasking, I create a bunch of delicious and nutritious foods to heal all living allies and use Phoenix Feathers on downed allies. I then go onto dbay to buy enough phoenix feathers to restock us.

mersopolis

Join Date: 2008-11-12
Post Count: 624

#54296870Monday, September 05, 2011 2:56 PM GMT

(oh............dang) (TELEPATHIC MESSAGE TO ALL) Who ever attacks next, plz use this attack: The boss gets sucked into a black hole which collapses causing the boss to not exist in this dimension, where there is no way possible or impossible way to bring him back, wherefore we win this battle and move on the next boss.

shadowman0210

Join Date: 2009-07-03
Post Count: 617

#54297813Monday, September 05, 2011 3:12 PM GMT

What's the difference between a plague totem and a stoneheel totem? (Not an attack, it's a question.)

Espithel

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#54312568Monday, September 05, 2011 6:31 PM GMT

i'll not rate yet until a couple more moves are posted (maybe), but i'll answer shadow's question. the difference is how they make the game harder. it'll only be revealed until you actually buy one, but you can buy them ingame so no worries. i like buying all of them when the boss is REALLY low on HP, just to have a very good cash boost. infact, i'll completely explain totems. clear it up. unlocking totems differ from normal items. normal items unlock after you defeat a certain form of spamacker (one appears every four bosses) but totems are unlocked by doing a certain 'achivement'. the power of the totems differ, and there are a total of ten different totems spread across 28 totems. the more powerful ones give you more cash. in fact, it's a multiplier. the most powerful totem (the apocyalypse totem) gives a multiplier of 10, but it's VERY powerful. when you use a totem, it's effect (and multiplier) is revealed. the multipliers stack btw, so two X1.5 (that's the lowest multiplier number. adds half of the total to the total.) will give a multiplier of 2. heres a list of how to get some of the totems. plauge totem: you got this for free :D stoneheel totem: you got this for beating a boss in under a certain ammount of moves. siphon totem: make an enemy attack themselves 5 times in a single battle. you can actually get this in this very battle, and is very hard to not. cycle totem: use every kind of move 3 times in a single battle. if you must know, there are five kinds, so don't freak out. doom totem: defeat a boss with under 1 damage taken. not a bump, not a scratch. complete perfection. and last but not least, the petrification totem, which you can get for defeating a boss in a single day (real time) THAT REMINDS ME! you've unlocked the famine totem and frozen totem! grats. famine totem: FREE! makes the boss harder, but gives you more cash upon defeating the boss! frozen totem: FREE! make the boss harder, but gives you more cash upon defeating the boss! speaking of unlocking totems... after boss 20, you can buy some totems for a whopping 100000 MULTIPLIED by the multiplier it gives! don't worry, if you use totems enough you'll have cash galore before then. also, the correct oracle (upgrade of 'the oracle') will show you what a totem does and it's multiplier without needing to use it. and btw, totems that are activated DURING the battle get thier multipliers halved. but still, 150% is still epic. hope that helped.