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Throws a barrel of holy lava. |
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I knock Cid back down to Warp 1 until Frozen posts, at which point he can go to Warp 2. |
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I warp boss.
Warp Progless: 4/11. |
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Wait... Shouldn't I get my own cellphone item, since I came up with the original cellphone idea in the first place? |
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I thought the cell-phone was a one-time-per-boss use group item that any fighter could use. It just happened that I decided to use it first.
Have you a problem with that? |
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Shadow. You got an iPhone. Happy?
Cid is still at Warp 1 for the fact that this is probably the most OP move. |
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EspithelJoin Date: 2009-10-09
Post Count: 20917 |
[G$] Gohanions: 272250.
Your Items:
Shack (LV3/4): Reduces damage taken.
Laptop (LV1/2): Buy items in battle.
Bunk Bed (LV2/4): Sometimes prevents getting PWNED, and decreases the time you are PWNED for.
Ancient Cellphone: Call Gohan in to strike the boss. Can only be used once a battle.
The Correct Oracle (LV2/8): recomends a good totem to use before each boss.
"Dead Boss" (LV1/3): slices a diget of the bosses HP.
victory seals: 4. (didn't forget about them, did you?)
Special:
• Claur's Lance (LEGENDARY WEAPON): A long lance capable of genetic modification. Also adds 200 damage after totem armour takes effect on your move. ( Yep, this turns every move into an attack. Completely immume to damage modifiers. )
Memberships:
dbay (Lv2/9)
Boss Depo [bronze](Lv1/2)
Consumables:
Phoenix Feather (x10) Revives ONE fallen ally INSTANTLY.
Brilliance Book (x4) grants a huge ammount info.
Crisp snowflake (x2) slows down the boss.
THE SHOP:
General Items | Dbay:
• Phoenix Feather: G$350. Revives ONE fallen ally INSTANTLY.
• Intelligence Book: G$350. Grants partial information on the boss.
• Crisp Snowflake: G$650. Slows down the boss.
• Brilliance Book: G$650. This baby gives you a huge amount of information on the boss.
General Items | Ze Totem Shop
All totems are free [except for the dud].
• Plague Totem: denies the usage of healing. x2 multiplier.
• Adreniline Totem: Not Bought.
• Doom Totem: Not Bought.
• Frozen Totem: Not Bought.
• Siphon Totem: Takes 10% off everyone, and heals the boss by 20%. x1.5 modifier.
• Cycle Totem: kills someone, revives someone. x.2 multiplier.
• Radiation Totem: Not Bought.
• Dud Totem: G$75000/totem. Removes totem armour off the boss. x0.5 multiplier.
TOTEM WARNING:
Totems can make the boss a LOT harder. Be careful! Using them too often may result in a TOTAL WIPE-OUT! Which is pretty much Game Over!
voting system votes: 2/5
marche's HP: 6000.*
kaim's HP: 7000.
saleh's HP: 9000.
edge's HP: 8000.*
shu's HP: 5000.*
FLASH MODE.
saleh uses lightning!
everyone's HP: 300.
cid: frozengaia uses vaugeness contradiction! you warp the bosses to your insides, causing you to EXPLODE!
cid's HP: X (-)
(damaging)
every other bosses HP: 0.
saleh's HP: 1000.
kaim's HP: 7000. (he's immume to it!)
kaim uses attack! he attacks you!
everyone's HP: 250.
(saleh uses bequestioning! remember this...?) |
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I don't have an iPhone... Not even in real life. |
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And because of that... Rage Build: 1/2 |
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WHAT? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT "WARP" IS?
Google it,im not going to warp boss inside myself, instand i was going to "warp" boss to just damage it.
moon:1 |
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hint:in japneese, warp that i meant is spoke as "nejimageru". |
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OK, time to get to business. I send a giant space laser into orbit (if I get destroyed it will still shoot ever 3 turns)
Space Laser Count: 3:00 |
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I hand everyone still alive Sandviches, then stuff a Sandvich down Cid's remaining head with a phoenix feather after arranging him back into place.
While that's happening, the DemoKnights and Soldiers continue their extremist assault.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.
100 Engineers come up and place 50 Sentry Level 3's, 50 Dispensers, 50 Amplifiers, and 50 TeleSentries.
A TeleSentry!? What?
Here's what a TeleSentry does:
On fire, it teleports a random projectile from anywhere in the universe and fires it at the opponent!
It cannot teleport high explosive objects like nukes. |
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I have the G Man take control of the boss' lives and put them in stasis for a random amount of time. In stasis, the bosses cannot attack. And, maybe, they also take reduced damage. |
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I help a Warrior, a Knight, and a Paladin escape from the Realm of the Mad God, and while the warrior puts everyone into berserk mode (increased attack rate) and the paladin uses his holy seal (increased damage and rapid healing over time, if not disabled by the Plague Totem), the Knight uses a shield bash to stun both bosses at once (bosses will not be able to use targeted attacks for a while, but they can still use blanket attacks; however, they should not be as accurate as targeted attacks).
Then all three attack the bosses with their swords until they die and leave giant gravestones.
(Look up Realm of the Mad God to find out what I'm talking about.) |
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SOMEONE PLAY THE OATHTOORDAER! |
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I bump this thread!
...and also release the dark lord ;_;
*commands The Dark Lord to go beat up the remaining bosses*
*he obeys*
*slaps 9001 times @ bosses*
OOC: i think we're getting 2 continues @ boss 20's death. |
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EspithelJoin Date: 2009-10-09
Post Count: 20917 |
AND WIN! :D. (would've been so harder if yhuu nu buyies dead boss.)
[G$] Gohanions: 272250.
Your Items:
Shack (LV3/4): Reduces damage taken.
Laptop (LV1/2): Buy items in battle.
Bunk Bed (LV2/4): Sometimes prevents getting PWNED, and decreases the time you are PWNED for.
Ancient Cellphone: Call Gohan in to strike the boss. Can only be used once a battle.
The Correct Oracle (LV2/8): recomends a good totem to use before each boss.
"Dead Boss" (LV1/3): slices a diget of the bosses HP.
victory seals: 4. (didn't forget about them, did you?)
Special:
• Claur's Lance (LEGENDARY WEAPON): A long lance capable of genetic modification. Also adds 200 damage after totem armour takes effect on your move. ( Yep, this turns every move into an attack. Completely immume to damage modifiers. )
Memberships:
dbay (Lv2/9)
Boss Depo [bronze](Lv1/2)
Consumables:
Phoenix Feather (x10) Revives ONE fallen ally INSTANTLY.
Brilliance Book (x4) grants a huge ammount info.
Crisp snowflake (x2) slows down the boss.
THE SHOP:
General Items | Dbay:
• Phoenix Feather: G$350. Revives ONE fallen ally INSTANTLY.
• Intelligence Book: G$350. Grants partial information on the boss.
• Crisp Snowflake: G$650. Slows down the boss.
• Brilliance Book: G$650. This baby gives you a huge amount of information on the boss.
General Items | Ze Totem Shop
All totems are free [except for the dud].
• Plague Totem: denies the usage of healing. x2 multiplier.
• Adreniline Totem: Not Bought.
• Doom Totem: Not Bought.
• Frozen Totem: Not Bought.
• Siphon Totem: Takes 10% off everyone, and heals the boss by 20%. x1.5 modifier.
• Cycle Totem: kills someone, revives someone. x.2 multiplier.
• Radiation Totem: Not Bought.
• Dud Totem: G$75000/totem. Removes totem armour off the boss. x0.5 multiplier.
TOTEM WARNING:
Totems can make the boss a LOT harder. Be careful! Using them too often may result in a TOTAL WIPE-OUT! Which is pretty much Game Over!
voting system votes: 2/5
cid's HP: X (-)
saleh's HP: 1000.
kaim's HP: 7000.
everyone's HP: 250.
@cid: the move i used on you was vaugeness contradiction. because of your vaugeness, i made you own yourself.
@everyone else: spammacker is going to be hilarious this time round.
difficult, but hilarious.
saleh uses divine!
everyone's HP: 100.
saleh's HP: dead.
kaim's HP: dead. :D
salehs bequestioning ish... COMPLETETE!
-STOREH-
saleh gives you three tomes, then warps.
choose one of them.
tome A) gives you a continue.
tome B) gives you a lot of cash.
tome C) gives you a special item.
(i'd go for either A or C. :D) |
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I steal Tome C.
I also then eat a Sandvich to restore my health TO DA MAX, and give everyone else fried chicken wings. |
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We're REALLY gonna risk getting ripped then getting something we can USE later?
I choose A since A CONTINUE IS BETTER.
@ above
He means tome C, frozen |
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