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*shadow's slap nearly activates my corruption, and hits him with the blunt end of my sword. My grey skin flashes black for a sec* "Don't mess with me!" |
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*i'm a dragon-hawk, with grey skin* |
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POST FROZEN, AND FAIC THE CONSEQUENCE.
Oh, and i remind that WE NO USE TECHNOLOGY. Soooo...
I use a fairly good attack, a hammer smashing. I then use some lip balm to [Figure it out for yourself, idiots :3]. |
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i will whack boss with (ban)hammer |
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I throw the CVS Exclusive Throwing Axes at the boss.
And just so you know, they're prettier than Phillis.
~smkii |
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*I'm immune to sirkirby's "powers", and I throw his face at him* |
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Fail! My face is connected to my head, so no effect! *My coat flashes black for a sec* "You'd be such a weakling to even try that, vermin..." |
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*Since I managed to post with correct grammer, you're no longer an Annoying Grammer Noob* |
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Kirby, would u shut it? You're acting like a idiot boss. |
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simple:
use function ignore()
nob = rbxforums.boss_battles.sirkirbythegreat
if nob = false then
ignore()
end |
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*Sirkirby, now I'm an annoying spelling noob. You spelt "grammar" wrong twice* |
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Wait a minute. WAIT A MINUTE. FROZEN BROKE HER OWN RULES!!! She stated That Clair had the most HP till boss 20, and Phyllis has more, sooooooo
I use HP FIX! In order to stop paradoxes from destroying all, i script so that Phyllis CAN'T have her HP go over 71,999,999. If i cant, a paradox will suck her in to do it.
SNAPZTIC. |
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I use Epix Logix.
Tbear, even though Frozen said that Claur had the most HP until Boss 20, that did not stop Phillis [who was originally lower than Claur HP-wise] from buffing herself with the Spandex up to that amount of HP.
I then return to battle. |
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EspithelJoin Date: 2009-10-09
Post Count: 20917 |
SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND, MY MOM IS TRYING TO MARRY THE COMPUTER.
SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND, MY MOM IS DATING THE COMPUTER.
SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND, MY MOM IS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH THE COMPUTER.
SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND, MY MOM IS DIVORCING MY DAD BECAUSE OF THE COMPUTER.
SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND, MY MOM IS MARRYING THE COMPUTER.
As you can see, I couldn't get around.
anyway, as a sorry gift, I'm going to do this individually.
[G$] Gohanions: 612220.
Your Items:
Shack (LV2\4): Reduces damage taken.
Laptop (LV1/2): Buy items in battle.
Triple Bunk Bed (LV3\4): Sometimes prevents getting PWNED, and decreases the time you are PWNED for.
Modern Cell phone(lv2/3): Call Sundown/Frozen in to strike the boss. Can only be used twice a battle.
The Correct Oracle (LV2\8): recommends a good totem to use before each boss.
"Dead Boss" (LV1\3): slices a digit of the bosses HP.
Special:
• Claur's Lance (LEGENDARY WEAPON): A long lance capable of genetic modification. Also adds 200 damage after totem armour takes effect on your move. ( Yep, this turns every move into an attack. Completely immune to damage modifiers. )
• Warp Drive X: between bosses, pick a number of a boss you've cleared. you'll get to play that boss again.
Memberships:
dbay (Lv2/9)
Boss Depo (Lv2\5)
Consumables:
Phoenix Feather (x10) Revives ONE fallen ally INSTANTLY.
Distinction book (x10) grants a huge amount of info.
THE SHOP:
General Items | Dbay:
• Phoenix feather: G$350. Revives ONE fallen ally INSTANTLY.
• Brilliance book: G$350. Grants partial information on the boss.
• Crisp snowflake: G$650. Slows down the boss.
• Distinction book: G$650. This baby gives you a huge amount of information on the boss.
General Items | Ze Totem Shop
All totems are free [except for the dud].
• Plague Totem: denies the usage of healing. x2 multiplier.
• Adrenaline Totem: +boss accuracy, -your accuracy. x3 multiplier
• Doom Totem: Not Bought.
• Frozen Totem: Denies mechanical usage. x5 multiplier.
• Encore Totem: Makes every boss attack twice. x4 multiplier.
• Siphon Totem: Takes 10% off everyone, and heals the boss by 20%. x1.5 modifier.
• Cycle Totem: kills someone, revives someone. x2 multiplier.
• Radiation Totem: Not Bought.
• Dud Totem: G$75000/totem. Removes totem armour off the boss. x0.5 multiplier.
TOTEM WARNING:
Totems can make the boss a LOT harder. Be careful! Using them too often may result in a TOTAL WIPE-OUT! Which is pretty much Game Over!
Totems activated: Frozen*
Multiplier: x3.5
BHP: 3.7189662856284.
everyone's HP: 5.
Jaw: dazed! (Okay guys, no special forms. They are starting to be irritating.)
everyone's dazed! (0)
daze over!
Shadowman: Phyllis diller is dazed, and because your present droped ontop of her head, takes damage!
BHP: 3.3535136347342374.
Phyllis diller is dazed! (1)
Sir: By playing tennis, you become rarther tired, but increase your evasion!
Phyllis diller is dazed! (0)
Daze over!
Everyone's evasion chance: 10%. (It's normally five, so that's why it's never happened.)
Shadow: frozengaia uses Ice cube's choice! Ice cube uses >:U! He removes 99% percent of all vocabulary from your system, making it impossible for you to be a grammar noob! Well, actually, it's still perfectally possible, as you'll see.
Mico: great damage!
BHP: 2.758576895745345632543258347698345734963.
Hidog: Frozengaia uses summoner's choice! He summons the final boss, and let's him use an attack of his choice. The final boss (FYI, if you want to face it, type ERADICATE in the warp drive. He's a secret boss, a new concept I've designed. I'll tell you more when the boss is over.) uses Eradicate existance! One hit KO for 6000 turns.
Hidog's HP: X (6000)
Don't change the boss. If you want a boss, suggest it to me.
Sir: and bosses. :/.
Cid: Epix damage!
BHP: 2.367586756849467.
Phyllis diller uses slap! She slaps you!
Everyone's HP: 3.
Sir: OMG HAX 9HGERTY34TYF4HG328DB 0 ERROR CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE OUTSMARTED THIS NPC damage. Also, no you can't, sorry. you can't become a 10th boss. I could make you numbah 24, if you want. :3
BHP: 2.4.
Tbear:
OMG...
YOU... YOU FIGURED IT OUT...
AND NOW... NOW... YOU WILL...
SUFFER.
Tbear's HP: 0 (-)
Tbear is dazed! (100)
Tbear is poisoned! (100)
Tbear is doomed! (101)
Tbear is Tbear! (Unfortunately.) (100)
okai, actually, i may have to do flash mode. D:.
ANYHOO, FLASH MOADE!
Shadowman's HP: 0 (5)
Sir's HP: 0 (5)
That's for fighting.
Tbear: you do know that Phyllis'es HP is decimalized, right? (Owned.)
BHP: 1.1386242.
Phyllis diller uses slap!
Everyone's HP: 1! (DUN DUN DUN.)
-WARNING: YOU MUST DEAL 1.1386242 DAMAGE IN A SINGLE ATTACK.-
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jawtoothJoin Date: 2011-01-07
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I use mirror shield,I get protected from any attack till Frozen's second post after this post. and because of this is a mirror she sees how ugly she is and is dazed herself and she starts to burn and lose dramaticly much HP.
And because of Froze'n's new no form's rule I change back |
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I use "Define Three."
I tell Phillis to define:
Random
RWJ [front page of YT, you'll get the initials]
Youtube |
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Tbear's HP: 0 (-)
Tbear is doomed! (101)
Tbear is Tbear! (Unfortunately.) (100)
Doomed! (101)
I AM MYSELF.
Oh, and FYI, you'd need do deal any attack that would damage shadow knight easily.
Sorry frozen, but you've been pwnt by the logic man AGAIN. |
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EspithelJoin Date: 2009-10-09
Post Count: 20917 |
Phyllis is armoued about as much as palindrail. So you've been destoried by frozengaia, S&I extrodinare and first proper troll on roblox. Also, claur's lance is shut down, as it's mechanical.
(when I try to troll, that is. :3) |
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Post Count: 20917 |
Anyway, I frogot to tell you about secret bosses!
In the main story, there are 160 bosses total, but there are more bosses to discover!
in warp drive X, type in a word. you might get uncover a boss. some secret bosses will uncover other secret bosses, and you can buy scrolls after some boss later in the world, that give you words that will make a boss.
here are some to start you off.
ERADICATE
PUZZLE ALPHA
SPARTA
PREVIOUS RAINING BLAZE
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
RANDOM
type in a number of a boss you've previously cleared, and you'll replay it, but buffed. |
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PUZZLE BETA
PUZZLE GAMMA
Hmmph. Found 2 more. |
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I'm guessing one of them is MADNESS?
And I'm guessing that ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ is the letter E. |
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