Balefulness
#46891039Tuesday, May 10, 2011 7:53 PM GMT

I like bunneh rabbets, especially when their mutated and bite you, it herts (DeLiBeRaTe) sort of, like when mah bunneh rabbet Whiskers bit my toe off, i gave him the finger but then he bit my hand off too...i called him rudey mc tooty and then he bit my face off... i haz one eye. 0.o tootles- bunneh rabbet and meh
drwho101
#46891299Tuesday, May 10, 2011 7:59 PM GMT

IM FIRIN MEH-*farts* *stands up* Ok....JB time *injects self with fever* BABY BABY BABY *farts* how windy thi-*farts* Random chicken (Faster and faster)Buck Buck Buck Buck Buck Buck!!!!! *Chicken explods* well that was *farts* ok...Im going to the toilet-AHHH BURGELER!! *puts box with tube coming out of it on burgeler* *farts in the tube*
Silveradodude
#46891390Tuesday, May 10, 2011 8:01 PM GMT

Theres an Englishman an Irishman a Scotsman and a German on a plane. And they decide to drop something out for luck. The Englishman drops a brick, the irishman a stone, the scotsman a knife and the german a bomb. The englishman got home to find his dad crying in the garden "Whats the matter dad?" "your mum and I were out gardening when a brick fell on her head, now she's dead." The irishman got home to find his dad crying in the garden. "What's the matter?" "We were doing the garden when a stone fell on her head, now she's dead." The Scotsman gets home to find his dad crying in the garden."Whats the matter dad?" "Your mum and I were out doing the gardening when a knife hit her, now she's dead. The german got home to find his dad laughing hysterically in the garden. "Whats so funny?" "I was out doing the gardening when I farted next door's house blew up. Sowwie.. Its Just over 10 lines.
TheTesterOfGames
#46891830Tuesday, May 10, 2011 8:10 PM GMT

Justin Bieber comes at night and craps in ya cornflakes :3
Techmagss
#46892970Tuesday, May 10, 2011 8:31 PM GMT

Dr-who is winning.And he got EXACTLY 10 lines.
HelpingCyrus2
#46901725Tuesday, May 10, 2011 11:07 PM GMT

Person: Do you haz a cheezburger? Noob: 0MG CH33ZBURG3R??!! Me: Yes,but i'm keeping it. Noob: TH3N I W1LL K1LL Y0U! Me:I have a energy sword. Noob: 1 HAZ A R3GUL3R SW0RD PL0X!! *I pwn noob* Person: Thats basicly why i'm not a noob! Noob: MAH CH33ZBURG3R!!!! *person bans noob* Me: lol thats how I use my cheezburger. To ban noobs. XD (lolwut!?)
hobomanhalo5
#46908295Wednesday, May 11, 2011 12:55 AM GMT

Fred:hai mom mom: I WANT CIGARETS AND SUASAGES! Fred:no mom:GO OR ILL KILL YOU AND YOU LITTLE FIRENDS! fred:NO NOT THE SQURIELS! mom:yes.... fred: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HelpingCyrus2
#46922946Wednesday, May 11, 2011 1:58 PM GMT

Person:This is fun! Me:ikr Noob: D0NAT3 PL0X. Me and person: Were not donating to a noob. Noob: N0 U Me:... Person: Your a noob alright...... Noob: Y0U AR3 A B1G FAT N00B CAK3!!!!!!! Person: Kick/mew Noob: H@H@ N0 ADM1N 0R V1P!!!!! *i'm admin* Me:kick/mew *noob gets kicked* Me and Person: THATS WHY I WANT ADMIN ALL THE TIME! Me:We said the same thing! *person is now the noob* Noob: N0 1 0NLY S@1d 1t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me:Kick/Matt *noob gets banned* Me: OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Noob: 0L0LL0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L Me: Here we go again...........
HelpingCyrus2
#46923067Wednesday, May 11, 2011 2:07 PM GMT

-This was from my last post- Noob: 1 N33D BUX!!!! Me: Learn some grammer..... Noob: N0 U! Me:wth noob Noob: N0 WH@T TH3 %(# T0 Y0U! *I report him* Me:I reported you. Noob: 1'M G0ING T0 R3P0RT Y0U F0R F@LS3 R3P0RT1NG M3!!!!! *everyone reports him for false reporting me* *Noob gets ban* Another noob: 0H N0 @LL TH3 N00BS @R3 G3TT1NG B@N!!!! Me: Yup *everyone reportes him* *noob gets ban* Really dumb noob: 1R T3H P0WS3R!!!!! *I kill noob* Really dumb noob: AGHHHHHNHHH *ragequits* Last noob: Y0U GUYS @R3 F@LS3 R3P0RTING 3V3RYB0DY! *everyone reports him* *Noob gets ban* *Now everyones a noob* Me: Oh no.... All noobs: D13 N00B Me:try me. Me:kick/all *everyone gets kicked* Me: lolz
HelpingCyrus2
#46941595Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:15 PM GMT

-contiued from my last post- *people come back in game* Noob: BC M3@NS BU1LD3RS CRUD! Me:It means Builders club..... Noob: TRY T0 K1CK M3 N0W N@RB! Me Kick/king *Noob gets ban* Every Noob: R3P0RT H1M F0R FALS3 R3P0RT1NG Me: You guys don't even KNOW how to report. Noob: 0H SH1ZLL3 BURG3RS!!!!! Me: Lol Leader of Noobs: @TT@CK H1M! Me: Try me and stop using caps and learn some grammer. Noob: D13 *I kill noob* Leader of all noobs: GR@B Y0UR SUP@ W3P0NS! Me: I'm admin. All noobs: 0H N0ES...... Me:kickforever/all *Noobs get ban* Leason learned for everyone: Always be admin to stop noobs.
8funnydude
#71355969Tuesday, July 03, 2012 12:59 AM GMT

noob : ( FART ) noob : H4X noob : ( poops tix ) noob : Z0MG PL0X
Nigelrtehpwnzor
#71362977Tuesday, July 03, 2012 2:31 AM GMT

There is something in your nose. I want it.
killa41
#71363833Tuesday, July 03, 2012 2:41 AM GMT

hlaokaweoisrdkytlhjvyc Funny? not too much
IsReallyACat
#71364052Tuesday, July 03, 2012 2:43 AM GMT

HEY L00k I CaN TYpE wiF My ELbowZ Loooookjjfg kahseksdbhszllolqajhrr54rthhgiussfdkujgfmkixsgfvefgtkonngb kttnhgf [I just said Lol this fourm is getting boring]
amazingkamel
#71364834Tuesday, July 03, 2012 2:53 AM GMT

J3ZUEZ
Nigelrtehpwnzor
#71368614Tuesday, July 03, 2012 3:37 AM GMT

I'm bumping this My funny thing: I am the Beholder Behold me your wallet
ShagFace
#71372145Tuesday, July 03, 2012 4:22 AM GMT

Beiber Fever, it's a cancer that's growing rapidly, everytime someone thinks of Justin Beiber too much, they die. Over 25,000 people die of this horrible cancer a day! Help fight, and find a cure! Together, we can beat those nightmarish words: "Baby, baby baby OHHHHHHH! *echoes*" Beiber Fever, it's uncurable, without YOUR help.
Pilot232
#71372991Tuesday, July 03, 2012 4:35 AM GMT

*Dad watches son going on Facebook* *Dad reads son's post on Facebook* Dad: What does WTF mean? Son: Uhhh..... Welcome to Facebook? Dad: Ok. *Tomorrow, he posts on his boss's Facebook* Dad: WTF boss! *Boss reads post* Boss: You're fired. Dad: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Nigelrtehpwnzor
#71394505Tuesday, July 03, 2012 3:33 PM GMT

Bump
Allieleeb999
#88688477Thursday, February 07, 2013 5:18 AM GMT

I threw a pity party but nobody came
luigiiiiii
#114488373Wednesday, October 02, 2013 4:49 AM GMT

Nice
shaaktiahsokata
#114489000Wednesday, October 02, 2013 5:05 AM GMT

There are many mistakes in this world. But one of the greatest ones Is the one your parents made. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
luigiiiiii
#114492668Wednesday, October 02, 2013 8:07 AM GMT

Noob: G1V3 M3H 50M3 M0N3H$! Pro: No Noob: WHY!!!!!!!!!! Pro: Because. Noob: B3C@U53 U R A N00B! Pro: /ban Tehepikpwner (Noob is banned) F00hyz43v3r: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Pro: I know, noobs behave like that. F00hyz43v3r: L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L
luigiiiiii
#114492702Wednesday, October 02, 2013 8:13 AM GMT

Continued from last post: Pro: Oh no.... (F00hyz43v3r becomes noob) Noob: H@H@H@H@H@H@H@! Pro: -_- Noob: U R $UCH A N00B! Pro: No, you are. Noob: 1 K1LL U! Pro: Bring it on Noob: 1 H@VE W00D3N SW0RD!
kosimi
#114494844Wednesday, October 02, 2013 11:28 AM GMT

Opps I Farted c;