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I like bunneh rabbets, especially when their mutated and bite you, it herts (DeLiBeRaTe) sort of, like when mah bunneh rabbet Whiskers bit my toe off, i gave him the finger but then he bit my hand off too...i called him rudey mc tooty and then he bit my face off... i haz one eye. 0.o
tootles- bunneh rabbet and meh |
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drwho101Join Date: 2008-11-28 Post Count: 5681 |
IM FIRIN MEH-*farts*
*stands up*
Ok....JB time *injects self with fever*
BABY BABY BABY *farts*
how windy thi-*farts*
Random chicken (Faster and faster)Buck Buck Buck Buck Buck Buck!!!!! *Chicken explods*
well that was *farts*
ok...Im going to the toilet-AHHH BURGELER!!
*puts box with tube coming out of it on burgeler*
*farts in the tube* |
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Theres an Englishman an Irishman a Scotsman and a German on a plane. And they decide to drop something out for luck. The Englishman drops a brick, the irishman a stone, the scotsman a knife and the german a bomb. The englishman got home to find his dad crying in the garden "Whats the matter dad?" "your mum and I were out gardening when a brick fell on her head, now she's dead."
The irishman got home to find his dad crying in the garden. "What's the matter?" "We were doing the garden when a stone fell on her head, now she's dead."
The Scotsman gets home to find his dad crying in the garden."Whats the matter dad?" "Your mum and I were out doing the gardening when a knife hit her, now she's dead. The german got home to find his dad laughing hysterically in the garden. "Whats so funny?" "I was out doing the gardening when I farted next door's house blew up.
Sowwie.. Its Just over 10 lines. |
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Justin Bieber comes at night and craps in ya cornflakes :3 |
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TechmagssJoin Date: 2009-06-24 Post Count: 2660 |
Dr-who is winning.And he got EXACTLY 10 lines. |
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Person: Do you haz a cheezburger?
Noob: 0MG CH33ZBURG3R??!!
Me: Yes,but i'm keeping it.
Noob: TH3N I W1LL K1LL Y0U!
Me:I have a energy sword.
Noob: 1 HAZ A R3GUL3R SW0RD PL0X!!
*I pwn noob*
Person: Thats basicly why i'm not a noob!
Noob: MAH CH33ZBURG3R!!!!
*person bans noob*
Me: lol thats how I use my cheezburger. To ban noobs. XD
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Fred:hai mom
mom: I WANT CIGARETS AND SUASAGES!
Fred:no
mom:GO OR ILL KILL YOU AND YOU LITTLE FIRENDS!
fred:NO NOT THE SQURIELS!
mom:yes....
fred: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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Person:This is fun!
Me:ikr
Noob: D0NAT3 PL0X.
Me and person: Were not donating to a noob.
Noob: N0 U
Me:...
Person: Your a noob alright......
Noob: Y0U AR3 A B1G FAT N00B CAK3!!!!!!!
Person: Kick/mew
Noob: H@H@ N0 ADM1N 0R V1P!!!!!
*i'm admin*
Me:kick/mew
*noob gets kicked*
Me and Person: THATS WHY I WANT ADMIN ALL THE TIME!
Me:We said the same thing!
*person is now the noob*
Noob: N0 1 0NLY S@1d 1t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me:Kick/Matt
*noob gets banned*
Me: OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Noob: 0L0LL0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L
Me: Here we go again........... |
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-This was from my last post-
Noob: 1 N33D BUX!!!!
Me: Learn some grammer.....
Noob: N0 U!
Me:wth noob
Noob: N0 WH@T TH3 %(# T0 Y0U!
*I report him*
Me:I reported you.
Noob: 1'M G0ING T0 R3P0RT Y0U F0R F@LS3 R3P0RT1NG M3!!!!!
*everyone reports him for false reporting me*
*Noob gets ban*
Another noob: 0H N0 @LL TH3 N00BS @R3 G3TT1NG B@N!!!!
Me: Yup
*everyone reportes him*
*noob gets ban*
Really dumb noob: 1R T3H P0WS3R!!!!!
*I kill noob*
Really dumb noob: AGHHHHHNHHH *ragequits*
Last noob: Y0U GUYS @R3 F@LS3 R3P0RTING 3V3RYB0DY!
*everyone reports him*
*Noob gets ban*
*Now everyones a noob*
Me: Oh no....
All noobs: D13 N00B
Me:try me.
Me:kick/all
*everyone gets kicked*
Me: lolz |
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-contiued from my last post-
*people come back in game*
Noob: BC M3@NS BU1LD3RS CRUD!
Me:It means Builders club.....
Noob: TRY T0 K1CK M3 N0W N@RB!
Me Kick/king
*Noob gets ban*
Every Noob: R3P0RT H1M F0R FALS3 R3P0RT1NG
Me: You guys don't even KNOW how to report.
Noob: 0H SH1ZLL3 BURG3RS!!!!!
Me: Lol
Leader of Noobs: @TT@CK H1M!
Me: Try me and stop using caps and learn some grammer.
Noob: D13
*I kill noob*
Leader of all noobs: GR@B Y0UR SUP@ W3P0NS!
Me: I'm admin.
All noobs: 0H N0ES......
Me:kickforever/all
*Noobs get ban*
Leason learned for everyone: Always be admin to stop noobs. |
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noob : ( FART )
noob : H4X
noob : ( poops tix )
noob : Z0MG PL0X |
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There is something in your nose.
I want it. |
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killa41Join Date: 2010-08-14 Post Count: 800 |
hlaokaweoisrdkytlhjvyc
Funny? not too much |
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HEY L00k I CaN TYpE wiF My ELbowZ
Loooookjjfg
kahseksdbhszllolqajhrr54rthhgiussfdkujgfmkixsgfvefgtkonngb kttnhgf
[I just said Lol this fourm is getting boring] |
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I'm bumping this
My funny thing:
I am the Beholder
Behold me your wallet
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ShagFaceJoin Date: 2011-08-22 Post Count: 3474 |
Beiber Fever, it's a cancer that's growing rapidly, everytime someone thinks of Justin Beiber too much, they die. Over 25,000 people die of this horrible cancer a day! Help fight, and find a cure! Together, we can beat those nightmarish words: "Baby, baby baby OHHHHHHH! *echoes*"
Beiber Fever, it's uncurable, without YOUR help. |
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Pilot232Join Date: 2010-01-16 Post Count: 1249 |
*Dad watches son going on Facebook*
*Dad reads son's post on Facebook*
Dad: What does WTF mean?
Son: Uhhh..... Welcome to Facebook?
Dad: Ok.
*Tomorrow, he posts on his boss's Facebook*
Dad: WTF boss!
*Boss reads post*
Boss: You're fired.
Dad: NOOOOOOO!!!!!! |
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I threw a pity party but nobody came |
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There are many mistakes in this world.
But one of the greatest ones
Is the one your parents made.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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Noob: G1V3 M3H 50M3 M0N3H$!
Pro: No
Noob: WHY!!!!!!!!!!
Pro: Because.
Noob: B3C@U53 U R A N00B!
Pro: /ban Tehepikpwner
(Noob is banned)
F00hyz43v3r: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Pro: I know, noobs behave like that.
F00hyz43v3r: L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L
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Continued from last post:
Pro: Oh no....
(F00hyz43v3r becomes noob)
Noob: H@H@H@H@H@H@H@!
Pro: -_-
Noob: U R $UCH A N00B!
Pro: No, you are.
Noob: 1 K1LL U!
Pro: Bring it on
Noob: 1 H@VE W00D3N SW0RD!
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kosimiJoin Date: 2011-02-26 Post Count: 14729 |
Opps I Farted c; |
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