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Your utter invincibility somehow turns your intestines inside out.
I am listening to Slayer on an iPod. |
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I Destroy The iPod
I Killed Justin Bieber |
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DipwodJoin Date: 2011-04-23
Post Count: 85 |
JB becomes a zombie and his singing gets even worse
I'm at home watching TV |
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Justin Bieber promised your mom that he'd sing for you, and he does it now.
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I'm in a pool with no drain, and I'm such a good swimmer that I can't drown. The weather is great for swimming. There is no shark delivery in town. |
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Nuke comes And destroys You
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Im Playing TF2 1 vs 1 On Arena_Nucelas Something |
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A scream pops up on your scream, you scream so loud since it is so scary that your head explodes
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I am trying to go Super Sayain |
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DipwodJoin Date: 2011-04-23
Post Count: 85 |
I don't know what that means but something bad happens
I'm at home on my iPad |
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neongoo51Join Date: 2009-05-12
Post Count: 33061 |
You're in the iPad. Then I turn it off and you die.
I'm at the top of a 91 story skyscraper. I'm not on the roof though... |
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DipwodJoin Date: 2011-04-23
Post Count: 85 |
You have the sudden urge to jump out the window and you do
I'm at home feeling depressed |
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neongoo51Join Date: 2009-05-12
Post Count: 33061 |
Your depression makes you commit suicide.
I'm at home trying to find something to eat. |
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The roles are reversed and the bread eats you.
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I'm standing still in my home and the place is nuke-proof. There is nothing deadly around me, and the house is well supported: none of the walls or ceiling will collapse. The windows are closed, and I'm neither hungry nor thirsty. Try to beat that! And I won't suffocate, either. |
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CHlKORlTAJoin Date: 2010-07-21
Post Count: 297 |
I jump down the chimney, and I light your eyebrows with a torch.
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I eat the reply button. |
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The reply button gives you digestion problems and you die after you absorb a deadly gas the reply button made when it reacted to your stomach. >:3
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I'm drawing stick figures on a piece of paper on my kitchen table. |
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DipwodJoin Date: 2011-04-23
Post Count: 85 |
The stick figures come to life and kill you
I'm on the computer playing a random game |
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The random game has zombies and they come out of the cpu and kill u
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I'm sitting down watching Phineas and Ferb |
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The show goes onto a Justin Bieber commercial, and you throw up on the TV and get electrocuted.
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I'm swimming happily in the ocean, and there are no sharks. I won't get my eyes stung by the salt in the water. |
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DipwodJoin Date: 2011-04-23
Post Count: 85 |
The ocean bursts into flames
I'm sitting in a hammock reading a book |
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The book slaps you somehow and the hammock twists all the way up and you suffocate and die.
Im playing ROBLOX eating mai chezburger |
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the cheeze burger grows arms and rips your head off |
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im frozen in a block off ice perfectly fine.
BEAT THAT |
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slmnemoJoin Date: 2010-08-24
Post Count: 5230 |
but the ice cracks and you crack in to pieces
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i am sitting down doing this and i am invincible
and can't have anything happen to me |
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a tree falls on you and the paramedics come and see no one there
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I cant get sick |
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DipwodJoin Date: 2011-04-23
Post Count: 85 |
So what you can still explode
I'm at school taking a test |
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riger18Join Date: 2010-08-02
Post Count: 69 |
You get a paper cut from the test and it cuts off your head
I'm eating a cookie...
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the cookie explodes.
i be chargin mah laza |
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