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The world ends, leaving not a thing other than you and the box.
I'm A nintendo 64 |
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you get killed by a pikachu
I'm holding a mario kart wii card |
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A toddler comes in with a bomb and lights the bomb and the toddler gets out, and you blow up.
I cannot starve, and nothing will do anything to me exept if i just got out of water. |
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The mobbers kill you.
I am playing team fortress 2 |
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You get killed in the game and outside of it,
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I am in a fashion show |
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The dress you're wearing somehow comes alive and consumes you.
I'm swimming around inside a giant bubble slowly floating into space. |
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You eventually go to space, your above the sun but the bubble pops and you burn.
I'm a Garchomp. |
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The balloon pops and you burn up in the atmosphere.
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I am standing in a safe house. The door is locked so tight that Chuck Norris couldn't get in, there's only one window and it's locked too, the chimney is blocked, the walls and ceiling won't fall in, the floor has no cracks and won't break, fly apart, or otherwise leave its spot, I'm neither hungry nor thirsty, and I just turned the refridgerator and sink off so they won't kill me or flood the house or anything. I can't suffocate, the house is nukeproof and fireproof, and therefore there is nothing deadly around me. |
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skull64Join Date: 2008-06-20
Post Count: 303 |
You get bored and try to go outside but everything is locked so tight your trapped, in a month you are dieing of thirst and hunger but all you can do is sit there and hope the pain goes away and you just die, suddenly you are no longer thirsty or hungry and your in a hospital, a doctor told you that you were asleep for a long time, you figure that must have been a dream, you cannot move, you ask why and the doctor said you fell down the stairs and now your paralyzed for life.
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I'm walking down the street with Chuck Norris, he opens a can of soda and takes a sip, it's really sunny. |
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Nothing happens till a piano falls on your head.
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xvgigakidJoin Date: 2008-06-22
Post Count: 4407 |
The power goes out and you die of frustration
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I am in a Safe Room (Safe rooms are the rooms with the cushion like walls and they give you items so you cant hurt yourself.) |
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One of the zombies owns ThunderClan, and you can't kill the entire swarm, so the cats kill you.
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I am a cat lying in soft moss. No radioactivity, and the den is sheltered. There is food and water. No nukes, and no Chuck Norris. How can you get me now when I have claws to defend myself? I can get out, and the area I can get out in is sheltered as well. |
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skull64Join Date: 2008-06-20
Post Count: 303 |
Water splashes on your wires and you short out
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I'm eating a cabbage |
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the cabbage is actually chuck norris so he kicks u and u die
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im made of cake |
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y2k890Join Date: 2010-06-03
Post Count: 267 |
You become a lie.
I am in a courtroom screaming, "OBJECTION!" at the top of my lungs while pointing with my index finger. |
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