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April 24th,
Well today went swell. got beat up by samantha evil. I pulled out a MicroSMG and shot samantha evil to death. They put me in jail and i was there for about 5 hours then they let me go. And worst of all they REVIVED samantha. i am so dead tommorow. |
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April 25th,
samantha Evil hit me in the head with a shot gun butt and was put in the hospital. Plus it's Samantha's birthday. She comes in the hospital and shoots all the staff with her new M60. She then comes in my room and stays there for along time. For a while she just tries to kiss me. A little while later her eyes light up as if she has an idea. she says "let's level this up" She puts down her m60 and tries to do the unspeakable to me. Long story short she is gonna have a baby soon. during that time i reach for the M60. I have it and shoot here. I don't shoot her to death. She will just be in the hospital for a while. She will come out of the hospital then put back in because of the baby. This was a horrific day. (Samantha has lots of birthdays.) 0_0 |
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bobby2128Join Date: 2008-09-25
Post Count: 16 |
April 26th
I see many ADS at street........ about 100..... And it say I need to have BC to delete these ADS.... How bad~~
And I go home quickly and buy OBC.... REALY ..... When I click delete once time ,the ADS at street is delete ! LOL fun! |
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April 27,
A new girl moved to town. Melissa LaDorren. Every guy in town, yes, even me, drooled over her. She was a beautiful. But she was hit by a train. And Alberto's machine was broken and he had to fix it, besides, her body was never found. But at school today we had Gummi Bear Waffle Candy Cane Asparagus Tacos for lunch. All anyone did was eat it piece-by-piece. Not everything all at once. Jordan, that same kid that I hardly knew, tried doing that. He vomited. So we only ate one type of food at a time. And at survival class we had to learn how to survive while in a blizzard... without a coat. We went to the Hamalayas. And Mr. Strict took us because our new survival teacher, Mr. Fart, was "sick" today. Most of us froze solid and died. Somehow Grace survived. Jordan was lucky. He was taken home before we went to the Hamalayas because he vomited. Rocky, Ralph, Sarah, Lisa, and George also survived. Jade and I survived by cuddling to stay warm, and we were just about to kiss when... guess what? Mr. Strict threw me into a pile of snow shouting, "NO LOVE IN SURVIVAL! YOU BOTH GET AN F-!" How was that fair? We were technically still suviving. Anyways, I was frozen solid then thawed when we got back home. I had major frostbite and had to stay in bed under, like, fifty blankets for the rest of the day. |
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April 28,
because mr. Fart was still "sick", The Survival class got worse and i got injured.
i had to stay in hospital for 10 days. |
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April 28,
Well it is another one of Samantha's birthdays. Remeber on April 25? well she just came out of the hospital. when i saw her i was shocked to see her belly. It was huge. In the middle of Science she started screaming "AHH! IT HURTS" So they rushed her to the hospital. Our Science teacher said it was "educational" so he made us go with him there. But we actually think our science teacher is a perv. It was really disgusting. I really shouldn't mention all the details. So long story short her new birthday present was the baby. and when she started talking about who she had with and talked about naming it i wanted to crawl under a rock and die. it was horrible. But the good news is Alberto fixed his machine and we found Melissa LaDorren's body and he revived her. The bad news about it i will have a hard time clearing my name thanks to Samantha. I still have her M60. I think i might use it soon... >:3 |
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*april 29 i mean not 28th |
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rkp123Join Date: 2010-04-12
Post Count: 409 |
April 30th,
I walk into school and suddenly everyone screams poop and starts peeling their skin off. Incudin gme |
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(Samantha died. For God's sake, do you ever read the posts?)
April 31,
Today in survival class, Mr. Fart choked on his energy bar and died. So Mr. Strict, the chaperon and now new survival teacher, made us keep walking. Today we hiked in the forest. Every mile he made us do 500 push-ups and 1,000 sit-ups. By the time we reached the half-way point, we were all exsausted. Our half-way point was a mountain, and climbing to the top of it and back down was our ending lesson. Here's the worst part: we had to camp for a night until we went back down the mountain. And it was one of those mountains that were so high, they were cold and had snow on top. We struggled but finally made it up. The summit was FREEZING! No one had a coat. It wasn't as cold as the time at the Hamalayas, but it was still at least -50 degrees. Most of us set up our tents and just went to sleep, hoping to get warmer. But Jade and I didn't sleep, even though it was 11:30. We couldn't. For some reason the sun was just coming down at the time. We snuggled. We leaned against each other. Then we kissed. Luckily, Mr. Strict didn't see. But after about five seconds in to it, he shouted, "NO LOVE!" then he kicked me off the mountain, then I landed at the bottom. And suddenly a monkey from the forest attacked me. |
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@above
april has only 30 days soz...
May 2,
Yesterday... The unspeakable happened...
Samantha Evil has... has... CLONES!!
OMG HELP MEEEE THEY'RE AFTER MEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
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MarPoiJoin Date: 2011-01-18
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dan64Join Date: 2007-11-22
Post Count: 1007 |
May 4th
We end up doing a painful excersice in P.E., and it was literally titled; "TORTURE XTREEME". And I broke my neck during the stretch-out and a few other students wound up in the Nurse's office or dead. |
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May 4th,
OH YEAH! So out of no where Mr.Strict became a zombie. I still had Samantha's M60 i "borrowed" forever with out asking. so i pulled it out and shot Mr. Strict to his zombie death. His carcass was riddled with 1000 bullets. Jade and everybody was proud of me. i got higher on the popularity list a lot! So Jade rewarded me with a kiss. BEST DAY EVAH!!!!!111111 |
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oops i mean may 5th above
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And everybody never metion mr.strict again alive because he was killed in my may 5th post and can not be revived ever |
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@Above: Oh, so my character Alberto can't revive him with his reviving machine? And I believe Samantha DIED! SHE BURNED IN A VOLCANO! SHE NEVER CAME BACK, SHE NEVER WILL! Get with the story, dummy.
May 6,
Alberto revived Mr. Strict today with his machine. I thought it would be broken forever or something. And I BEGGED him not to heal him, but, of course, he did. So Mr. Strict gave us a test about something you would learn in warfare. I dunno. It was about how to snipe someone from a mile of distance or something. And we all, of course, failed. Except for Grace, who now was an expert on weapons. She took classes on how to torture or kill people at a military camp a week ago and now she's an expert on it. So she easily got the test done in a solid five minutes. At lunch we had Tomato Brussel Sprout Waffles. The tomatos and brussel sprouts were inside, hidden. Some were visible, but we thought they were straw berries. The brussel sprouts were not visible, though. So we didn't know what was really in it. We thought it was strawberries and nothing else. So we all took bites and then, BAM! We all puked. And the waffles weren't even made of batter, they were made of EGGS! And at gym our new coach, Mr. J. Strict, Mr. Strict's brother, made us play a game literally called "Death, Gore, and Kill Ball." We got huge, heavy balls with spikes all over it. It was nearly impossible to hold. None of us threw one. So Mr. J. Strict came up, grabbed Jade's ball, and chucked it at me. I managed to dodge, but it slightly scraped my arm. Mr. J. Strict looked surprised, he said, "This kid... has potential. He is one of the very few people that hasn't died of nearly getting hit by a Death, Gore, and Kill Ball." He gave me and A+ and everyone else and F- for not really, throwing or dodging... even Grace couldn't throw it. So now I was on Mr. Strict's bad side, but Mr. J. Strict's good side. Which was worse? I had no answer. |
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May 7,
This day,theres a new class called "Robotics". but,Robotics teacher was Mr. Strict.
So he Telled to build robot wars robot.
he even made "teams" for this.
the team was me V Everyone.
(same thing as dodgeball happened) |
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May 8th(or may 9th if it comes late)
Well Mr.Strict since he was revived we were on our way to another milatary course. He gave everybody a gun and then threw the armour at them. I think mr strict did this on pourpose cause he chucked mine really really fast and it knocked me out of the heli. the only reason i didn't take my M60 out and shoot down the helicopter was because Jade was on it. So i deployed my parachute and found an army jeep with keys in it so i drove it. On the way to the range i saw the heli. I pulled out an bow and arrow. I attached a note to the arrow and shot. I hit my target. It flew right past Jade's nose and into the wall beside it. Jade pulled out the arrow and read the note. "Dear Class, It's me the guy you pushed off the heli. I got in a jeep and am following you. P.S. this was not supposed to hit Jade. The reason i shot it close to her face is so you would notice it." Then i saw a bridge jump. I knew the jeep wouldn't make it so when it went off i pulled out my grapple hook. In a split second i fired it. It hooked on. Then my jeep crashed and blew up. I saw Mr.Strict smile. I used that for determination to get up. So when i got up everybody was shocked. "That my student will get you an excellent grade." Mr.Strict said. Well it looks like i am on Mr.Stricts good side and Mr. J.Stricts good side. So we did the course i was great and for a grade i got an A+! YEAH! TODAY IS A GOOD DAY! :D |
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Guys, Grace isn't evil anymore. IT'S FRICKIN GRACE-BOT! May 10,
Well, my fart killed the president. A new law was passed that presidency was like the game King of the Hill where if yu kill him, you take his job. I made Grace my VP, and Jade my First Lady.I put all the Evil family members, including her baby, with Alberto in Alcatraz. Yes, an abandoned prison. |
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May 11th:
Some kid brought a REALLY SHARP knife to school and stabbed me.
OWWW still hurts |
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May 12,
It turned out Grace (who is still evil, Pops, and by the way, GRACE-BOT RAN AWAY) knocked me out a few days ago and the whole president thing was a dream. I was unconsious for about two days or something. At school, in chemistry, we learned about how if you add H20 to Liquid Nitrogen, smoke or whatever comes out. Because Samantha used to be my lab partner and died, I was alone. I was only doing what the teacher said, otherwise I wasn't paying attention. Then Jade's lab partner, Retarded Kid (a new student), spilled a ton of Liquid Nitrogen. IT FROZE HIS FREAKING ARM! So he tried to "wash it off" but then, on the way to the sink, he tripped and landed on his frozen arm, WHICH BROKE INTO PIECES! He was taken to the hospital and so Jade and I were lab partners. And later an announcement was said that this school year was NEVER GOING TO END! And they sprayed us with no-age-ifying spray. All of us. Everyone in the entire school. For lunch today we had Chili Mashed Potato Applesauce. It was as disgusting as it sounded. And for some reason, Jordan, was able to keep from throwing up after taking a bite. After we knew it was safe thanks to Jordan, we all had some. Strangely, very strangely, it was kinda good. You could hardly taste the apples and the chili mixed with mashed potatos was great. So we all ate ours and went to P.E. We climbed ropes today. They were't against a wall or anything. Nope. We had to climb the rope. Just a rope. I sucked at this. And I was the first one. Guess what? I somehow made it to the top. But Grace, below at the floor, grabbed a dagger and chucked the tip of the blade just at the very top of the rope. It was slightly above me. Then it snapped do to the large cut from the dagger. We didn't even have soft mats to land on. So I hit the rock-hard floor. And I had to be sent to the hospital, whiched unbanned me from coming there. |
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AssumedJoin Date: 2011-11-23
Post Count: 129 |
May 13,
Today I was in the hospital, recovering, but some pre- Madonna came in and started callin' me an imbusule, idoit, loser, etc. He was a REAL wannabe and I had to wait for 24 hours to here that guy shut his yaphole. |
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Ttyl45Join Date: 2009-12-18
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May 14th,
Joey the school bully snitched on me for getting a great thing and then the teacher gave it to Joey. |
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Ttyl45Join Date: 2009-12-18
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May 15th and 16th (Or 16th and 17th)
BEST....DAY....OF....MY...LIFE....
Mr. Strict was on another trip with us to the Grand Canyon. Good thing I had my M60 out... just in case. He all gave us little stickers saying, "You're The Smile!" exept for mine because Mr. Strict "ran out" so he gave me his saying, "I Do Drugs!" Then, he told us to just jump, no parachute. Thats when I couldn't take it. I took my M60 and took Jade in my arms, did a little smooch, and shot Mr. Strict (who was the pilot) and then the plane started going down. Mr. Strict (fainted) fell off the plane and was never seen again. The plane was heading towards the ground so I grabbed Jade and jumped off. I threw my M60 at the plane, making it fall STRAIT down and then hit the ground, when you could hear a BOOM! Jade hated Mr. Strict too, so she kissed me. We then relized we were going about 60 mph down to the ground. I grabbed my shoe and holded it up, and then came a parachute, landing Jade and I safe to the ground. About 13 feet of us we could see Gregory laying on the ground, with blood on him. We ran. Then we found a cave and went inside it. We slept there over night. Then we climbed up the Grand Canyon and started our new lives together. |
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