neongoo51Join Date: 2009-05-12 Post Count: 33061 |
A plane crashes into the car and takes it away.
I'm dropped off in outer space with no space suit and I'm being sucked into a black hole! |
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I hit the lion over the head with Granny's bag.
A shark eats me. |
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I kill the shark with a underwater shotgun just before it eats you
I'm uber hungry and my salad is being punched! I'm starving! |
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Chuck Norris comes and sticks food in all your orifices, including the pores.
I just died! |
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I just died 2 :D
I already told u im dead |
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I revive you
OH NOES! The tank above is aiming at me! |
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neongoo51Join Date: 2009-05-12 Post Count: 33061 |
Then a meteorite destroys it.
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neongoo51Join Date: 2009-05-12 Post Count: 33061 |
I'M BEING ATTACKED BY THE NOOB BUS ABOVE! |
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I die again and that was ur last revive. |
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But I revive you one last time!
A shark bites my head off. |
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I slice the shark's head off with my sword before it bites your head off.
I am being chased by a time-controlling maid that's throwing tons of silver knives because I made a joke about her. |
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i save you by ending your misery by killing u myself.
when killing u i accidently stab myself to death. u cannot use revive, magic and absolutly anything at all. i am definetly dead, nothing can be used so dont say i revived u or my dragon spat magical dust on u because im dead. |
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I destroy you all.
Game over. |
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Everyone gets respawned
I am tied to railway tracks with a undestroyable rope! You have 5 seconds to save me! Also the rope is untieable |
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I kill all the sharks with a knife, so you are safe.
My pet kitten just knifed my leg and I'm blooding everywhere |
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I call the doctor and stop you from "blooding".
GlaDOS tells me to lie down on my arms with the portal gun put away, and soon a party associate will come and escort me to my party. |
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I turn GLaDOS back into a potato.
Oh no! I just got a hundred knives all over me from a maid pushing me into a pit filled with silver knives! |
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i push the maid in then push u in myself.
i get a terrifying diesease, their is no cure and i am about to get my head munched of by a headcrab. like i said there are no cures the diesease never goes away and the headcrab is indestructible. |
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neongoo51Join Date: 2009-05-12 Post Count: 33061 |
You wake up and find out it's a nightmare.
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|__OO_____OO_| The Noob Bus is ramming me! And it's not a nightmare! |
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I stop it with a tank in the way.
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HELP! That weird looking thing above is attacking me! |
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