neongoo51
#49933143Tuesday, July 05, 2011 10:13 AM GMT

A plane crashes into the car and takes it away. I'm dropped off in outer space with no space suit and I'm being sucked into a black hole!
briar182
#49935133Tuesday, July 05, 2011 12:28 PM GMT

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skunkycat
#49935660Tuesday, July 05, 2011 12:53 PM GMT

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skunkycat
#49935684Tuesday, July 05, 2011 12:54 PM GMT

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Alanna1232
#49936505Tuesday, July 05, 2011 1:22 PM GMT

I hit the lion over the head with Granny's bag. A shark eats me.
Joonas08Joonas
#49936966Tuesday, July 05, 2011 1:37 PM GMT

I kill the shark with a underwater shotgun just before it eats you I'm uber hungry and my salad is being punched! I'm starving!
TheNoobFreechatter
#49942882Tuesday, July 05, 2011 3:32 PM GMT

Chuck Norris comes and sticks food in all your orifices, including the pores. I just died!
ShandalfGreyhame
#49951726Tuesday, July 05, 2011 5:51 PM GMT

I just died 2 :D I already told u im dead
Joonas08Joonas
#49956140Tuesday, July 05, 2011 6:54 PM GMT

>[]====/"""""\ /"""""""""""""""""""\ \@_@_@_@_@_/ I revive you OH NOES! The tank above is aiming at me!
neongoo51
#49957586Tuesday, July 05, 2011 7:14 PM GMT

Then a meteorite destroys it. . .____________ ._|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |__OO_____OO_|
neongoo51
#49957621Tuesday, July 05, 2011 7:14 PM GMT

I'M BEING ATTACKED BY THE NOOB BUS ABOVE!
ShandalfGreyhame
#50014182Wednesday, July 06, 2011 3:21 PM GMT

I die again and that was ur last revive.
Marmadukerox
#51438566Wednesday, July 27, 2011 1:42 PM GMT

But I revive you one last time! A shark bites my head off.
SakuTheMaid
#51441739Wednesday, July 27, 2011 2:50 PM GMT

I slice the shark's head off with my sword before it bites your head off. I am being chased by a time-controlling maid that's throwing tons of silver knives because I made a joke about her.
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#51442285Wednesday, July 27, 2011 3:00 PM GMT

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ShandalfGreyhame
#51532532Thursday, July 28, 2011 8:28 PM GMT

i save you by ending your misery by killing u myself. when killing u i accidently stab myself to death. u cannot use revive, magic and absolutly anything at all. i am definetly dead, nothing can be used so dont say i revived u or my dragon spat magical dust on u because im dead.
sonicthehedgehog345
#51535456Thursday, July 28, 2011 9:17 PM GMT

I destroy you all. Game over.
Joonas08Joonas
#51573772Friday, July 29, 2011 9:01 AM GMT

Everyone gets respawned I am tied to railway tracks with a undestroyable rope! You have 5 seconds to save me! Also the rope is untieable
Southpoint
#51573864Friday, July 29, 2011 9:04 AM GMT

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Joonas08Joonas
#51612488Friday, July 29, 2011 9:35 PM GMT

I kill all the sharks with a knife, so you are safe. My pet kitten just knifed my leg and I'm blooding everywhere
clonedcrumb
#51615761Friday, July 29, 2011 10:22 PM GMT

I call the doctor and stop you from "blooding". GlaDOS tells me to lie down on my arms with the portal gun put away, and soon a party associate will come and escort me to my party.
SakuTheMaid
#51617449Friday, July 29, 2011 10:46 PM GMT

I turn GLaDOS back into a potato. Oh no! I just got a hundred knives all over me from a maid pushing me into a pit filled with silver knives!
ShandalfGreyhame
#51674485Saturday, July 30, 2011 6:56 PM GMT

i push the maid in then push u in myself. i get a terrifying diesease, their is no cure and i am about to get my head munched of by a headcrab. like i said there are no cures the diesease never goes away and the headcrab is indestructible.
neongoo51
#51680092Saturday, July 30, 2011 8:25 PM GMT

You wake up and find out it's a nightmare. . .____________ ._|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |__OO_____OO_| The Noob Bus is ramming me! And it's not a nightmare!
Joonas08Joonas
#51681257Saturday, July 30, 2011 8:42 PM GMT

I stop it with a tank in the way. :::::::::_____________ ::::____l:::l:::::::::::l ___l::::::::l:::::::::::l___ lOO--------------------lOOl HELP! That weird looking thing above is attacking me!