Deathman666
#50115966Friday, July 08, 2011 12:22 AM GMT

Because the blessing of the kittehz was given to me. What is the square root of a pony?
ambernicole98
#50116027Friday, July 08, 2011 12:23 AM GMT

93.859639264936305 Why is Lady Gaga in my ear?
Deathman666
#50116251Friday, July 08, 2011 12:27 AM GMT

Because she is looking for Madonna. Why is my air plane inside my dog?
Deathman666
#50116635Friday, July 08, 2011 12:33 AM GMT

(Whoa! This is now classified as a popular thread!)
StanleyKubricks
#50117114Friday, July 08, 2011 12:40 AM GMT

Because your dog is Clifford. Why am I typing this? :o
Deathman666
#50117236Friday, July 08, 2011 12:42 AM GMT

Because this is an awesome game. Where is the atom that keeps running into the sky?
2hamsters
#50117864Friday, July 08, 2011 12:50 AM GMT

It got hungry. Where did my lip balm take its vacation?
Deathman666
#50119317Friday, July 08, 2011 1:10 AM GMT

In my piggie bank that's inside my dad's tummy. Where did the rainbow unicorn go last night?
StanleyKubricks
#50122089Friday, July 08, 2011 1:48 AM GMT

To the last night place. Where did my wallet go? :o
MuneFTW
#50122377Friday, July 08, 2011 1:52 AM GMT

my dog ate ut walltet Answer this thing below >:D A 'snooker' table (measuring 8 metres by 4m) with 4 'pockets' (measuring 0.5m and placed at diagonal slants in all 4 corners) contains 10 balls (each with a diameter of 0.25m) placed at the following coords: 2m,1m...(white ball) ...and red balls... 1m,5m... 2m,5m... 3m,5m 1m,6m... 2m,6m... 3m,6m 1m,7m... 2m,7m... 3m,7m The white ball is then shot at a particular angle from 0 to 360 degrees (0 being north, and going clockwise). Just to make it clear, a ball is 'potted' if at least half of the ball is in area of the 'pocket' Assuming the balls travel indefinitely (i.e. no loss of energy via friction, air resistance or collisions), answer the following: a: What exact angle/s should you choose to ensure that all the balls are potted the quickest? b: What is the minimum amount of contacts the balls can make with each other before they are all knocked in? c: Same as b, except that each ball - just before it is knocked in - must not have hit the white ball on its previous contact (must be a red instead of course). d: What proportion of angles will leave the white ball the last on the table to be potted?
DKenobi
#50122432Friday, July 08, 2011 1:53 AM GMT

Rainbow Kitties ate it for dinner in World War II. Why does my Computer barf?
Killswitch98
#50128177Friday, July 08, 2011 3:31 AM GMT

Because afgyhzfetfS. Why shouldn't I destroy the world?
Deathman666
#50129750Friday, July 08, 2011 3:58 AM GMT

Because the square root of my cat is OVAR 9000.
LeaderBored
#50129756Friday, July 08, 2011 3:58 AM GMT

Because I didnt get to see a bunny rabbit burp up an xbox360 Why is my mudkip a troll?
Deathman666
#50129813Friday, July 08, 2011 3:59 AM GMT

Because MUDKIPZ are MUDKIPZ. Where did the roller coaster fly to?
LeaderBored
#50129981Friday, July 08, 2011 4:02 AM GMT

Mars then a nyan cat got hungry and feasted on it. :3 why did I get a stawberry poptart nyan cat as a pet instead of bannana flavor?
Deathman666
#50130113Friday, July 08, 2011 4:04 AM GMT

Because I stole all of the banana flavors. Why did my mom kill the pickles?
Maruluxia
#50130189Friday, July 08, 2011 4:06 AM GMT

Cuz she is old Wwho is the tank?
SenseiMewto12345
#50130317Friday, July 08, 2011 4:08 AM GMT

The first baseman. Who is the guy that just did the thing that I hate?
Deathman666
#50130322Friday, July 08, 2011 4:08 AM GMT

The british people. Where is rainbow pony land?
LeaderBored
#50130345Friday, July 08, 2011 4:08 AM GMT

My bunny rabbit. Who made the chicken fly?
Deathman666
#50130379Friday, July 08, 2011 4:09 AM GMT

The plane. Why is my dog eating spoons?
Maruluxia
#50130534Friday, July 08, 2011 4:12 AM GMT

evan has a manwipe Question mark?
SenseiMewto12345
#50130541Friday, July 08, 2011 4:12 AM GMT

Because your dog is trying to kill itself because you wont be its friend. Whay arent you his friend?
DarkNightLeader
#50130812Friday, July 08, 2011 4:17 AM GMT

Because he doesn't exist. Why do humans breath?