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Me: It seems we keep going through antagonist after antagonist
Gaara: Yeah, what's next? A zombie invasion?
*boom*
*wall explodes*
Zombies: BRAINS
All: Of course *start sniping*
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Lolt: Uh oh, it seems I'm outta ammo. *fires mah lazor* Just kidding.
All: Good idea! *everyone starts firin lazahz* *no affect*
Uscdrew: Huh?
Gaara: Zombies only die of mass brain damage or decapitation. (Basicly alot of blows to the head or cutting off the head.)
Lolt: My kind of job. *switches to mega assasin* *starts slicing off zombie heads*
???: *crawls onto the ceiling and sends invisible mind waves at me, causing him to control me* *also turns invisible*
Lolt: *swings at Porky*
Porky: WHOA! *dodges* What's the big idea, Lolt?!?!
Lolt: I-*swings* Don't-*swings* Know! *swings*
Gaara: Lolt! Stop! NOW!
Lolt: I-*swings* Can't! *swings* I'm-*swings* Under-*swings* Some-*swings Sort of-*swings* Mind-*swings* Control-*swings* Trance! *swings*
Rex: Well, switch back to normal!
Lolt: *tries* I-*swings* Can't!
Rhino: *dodges my sword* Can I RHINO CHARGE! him? PLEASE!?!?!!?!? :D
Gaara: No, don't kill him!
Lolt: What he said! *swings* You know I don't want to hurt you guys! *swings*
Rhino: D:
Lolt: Uscdrew, see if you can *swings* spot who's doing this to me.
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Me: I'm on it! PK FREEZE!
*time is frozen*
Me: Now let's see here... *looks over the battlefield*
Me: I can't see anything visible, looks like i'll have to use mind vision *concentrates*
*looks around, and sees zombie stuck on sealing dressed in mage robes
Lolt: *still frozen* *is about to swing his sword*
Me: *puts zombie in front of lolt's sword*
Me: UNFREEZE!
Lolt: Hyah!
Zombie: Braa- *dies*
Lolt: Hey thanks usc!
Me: Don't mention it. I'll freeze time real quick so i can whip up an anti zombie mind control spray device from the original noob mind control spray, since we are unaffected by the noobs. PK FREEZE!
*makes spray*
Me: UNFREEZE! Now you guys take some of it.
*lots of spraying later*
Me: Now let's rock! CHARGE!
Rhino: RAWR!
~TBC~ |
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Rhino: RHINO CHAAAAARGE! *Rhino is blasted backward through the wall*
Sarah: Woah! What was that?
Me: I know. Leah! Rex! Position reaction alpha Z!
Leah: 'Kay
Rex: On it!
Drew: What are you guys doing? I don't know of a position reaction alpha... *gets blasted through the wall*
Me: Leah! Take flank Z! Rex! Take back!
Rex: I'm on it!
Leah: *gets blasted back against floor*
Rex: *gets thrown out window*
Sarah: Gaara! What is that thing?
Me: Need... a... clear... shot...
Sarah: *gets knocked out*
Lolt: Sarah! *gets bitten by zombie*
Me: That's it!
*Light flows from Gaara's body*
*Everything explodes in a flash of light*
Porky: Uh, what was that?
Drew: Te zombies are gone!
Leah: But...
Drew: But what?
Leah: So is Gaara...
TBC
Only I can continue a story that has me in it until I get back (in the story)
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(Yo Gaara, quick question, is Leah supposed to have a crush on you?)
Lolt: Brains....Brains....
Drew: Oh no! He's a zombie!
Lolt: *fights it* Wheres.....Brains....Sarah....Brains.....
Porky: He's fighting it! He wants to know where Sarah is!
Drew: I dunno.... |
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Me: *concentrates* *enters lolt's mind*
Me: *thinking* Now where is his zombification virus at... AH HA! GOTCHA! *sees pulsing green object attached to lolt's brain*
Me: *lifts it off and destroys it*
Lolt: BRAI- Yayz! i'm not zombified anymore! But, where's Sarah?
Me: I think she got knocked out
Rex: We better find her, and then figure out what happened to Gaara |
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Hey guys, I have my new catch prase. It's: This is what you get for being evil. *BAM* Like it? Please rate it. 1= Worst, 10= Best.
Lolt: *sees a zombie and tackles it* WHERE'S SARAH!?!?!?
Zombie: Brains...Brains...Brains...
Lolt: Figures. *switches to mega assasin and stabs the zombie's brain and gets up*
Drew: Problem...*points forward, and there is a hunormous horde of zombies*
Rex: Hoo boy.
Lolt: *focuses, and sees Sarah as one of the zombies* NO! |
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Me: Lolt, calm down, the only way we can save her now is by killing her. She will respawn as a normal robloxian then
Lolt: Fine.... *shoots zombies*
*most of the zombies end up dead. The only one left is Sarah*
Lolt: I'm sorry Sarah, but i have to do this *slices*
~TBC~ |
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(If she respawns, then why don't noobs just respawn?)
Lolt: *has purposley missed, and stabbed wall*
Drew: Lolt, no!
Lolt: *lets self be tackled by another horde of zombies* *blasts them all away with a ball of dark energy* I....Can't....TAKE IT!!! *picks up sword and stabs a zombie behind me* I can't hide it anymore!!! *spins sword around, forming a tornado around me, and now no one can see me* *destroys tornado, revealing me with a sword, an ultra assasin sword, and a strange symbol on my chest*
Lolt: I'm no ROBLOXIAN! I was SENT here! To DESTROY the noob force! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *forms ball of energy around me, and it sucks Zombie Sarah inside, and spits her out normal, but unconsious* *ball then explodes killing all zombies*
Everyone: *is blinded for a few seconds* * everyone looks back up*
Lolt: *is now sitting there with a hamster that is holding a crowbar, saying weird phrases that all involve bricks* feeds hamster a pancake and it hamster runs away and hops in a shoe sewed to a towel, and shoe grows boosters, and hamster flies away in it*
(^^^^ You can skip that part XD)
Lolt: *falls over unconsious* |
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Me: LOLT!
Lolt: *has nightmare* (skipping part for lolt to post his nightmare that will involve him being sent to Roblox)
Lolt: *screams*
All: Lolt! What is it!??
Lolt: I had a strange dream, but nevermind, what happened?
Me: You became an ultimate ninja and pwnd everyone
Sarah: And rescued me!
Lolt: Sarah!
Sarah: *blushes*
Porky: You said you weren't a robloxian. So if your not, then what are you?
Lolt: I'm a ______ (lolt fills in)
Kia: What's a _____?
Lolt: *explains about people*
Rhino: And what was that symbol on your chest?
Lolt: *explains*
Rex: Oh, well that clears some things up
Lolt: Sorry for not telling you guys earlier
Me: It's fine, just as long as your okay!
~TBC~
I'm still waiting for kia to post his past. I'l do it tommorow if he doesnt post it today |
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(I may have to look over, but, has Kia posted AT ALL!?!?!)
*nightmare part*
Lolt: Hey look, an ad for some game called "Starship Adventures"! Sounds good! I'll play!
*1 registration later*
Lolt: Time to log in! *types in required username and password* Oh look, a tutorial! I need one. *clicks tutorial*
Tutorial: Select what you want to be. (Alien) {Human}
Lolt: Uh...*clicks Alien*
Tutorial: Practicly done! The game will guide you through. Good luck!
Lolt: Ok! *goes to game*
??? in a big ship: MUAHAHAHHAHA!
Lolt: Huh? Who? What? When? Where? Why? How?
SA Noob Lord: MUAHAHAHHAAA! YOU DIE NOW! *fires ship's main gynormous blaster cannon at me*
Lolt: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another alien on board with me: *grabs me and gets in an escape pod with me, as all aliens are doing* *every alien in ship (it is an alien ship) is blasted Roblox*
*nightmare over*
*naming it part*
Lolt: I'm an alien. Basicly a Xenomorph.
Kia: What's a Zinumyrf?
Lolt: Xenomorph. They are an alien race that travel to different planets. Our ship was wiped out, o we used pods to get here. For all you know, there could be a Xenomorph living next door to an old man.
(That's all I can do in the amount of time I have. I'll finish the rest later) |
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*symbol explanatin part*
Rhino: And what was that symbol on your chest?
Lolt: The symbol ment that a Xenmorph's true powers were showing. We were born assasins, and developed powers that were passed on through the generation. After a while, the next born Xenomorph has great power. My power, to be truthful, was the weakest kind. You should see my Grandparents. |
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Me: Well you know what's wierd?
Lolt: What?
Me: I feel like somebodys watching us, and we're all just part of a story in a fourm
All: Hmm.... NAH... |
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Me: SO now we have had the zombie invasion, so what now?
*magical scroll floats into my hand*
Me: What the? *reads* Take a friend and put this in the magical- WE'VE ALREADY HAD THIS BEFORE! *snipes scroll*
*noob blobs break in*
All: HOLY CRAP!
*noob blobs capture us all except kia, who they knock out*
Kia: *wakes up* Ugh, what happend, ACK! *looks at wall and sees message made of slime*
Kia: *reading* Muahaha, we've captured your friends, try to save them if you can, muahahaha!
Kia: *gets insanely mad* *takes off mask* *crushes* GRAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
Kia: THEY ARE GOING TO PAY! *runs through the desert sand*
Me: *wakes up* AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*my screaming wakes the others up*
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lolt: LEMME OUT! I'VE ALREADY HAD THIS HAPPEN TO ME BEFORE! I DON'T WANT IT TO HAPPEN AGAIN!
Noob Blobs: /\/\U8H8HH8H8H8H8H8H8H8H8H8H8H8!
Me: *snipes blob* DIE DIE DIE! *sniper gets dissolved by blob* *curses*
Rex: OMG! IT'S COVERING MY BODY!
All: US TOO!
Me: NO NO NO *mouth gets covered*
Kia:I'm here, the noob blob facility *walks in*
Kia: *takes cover* There they are, the noob blobs, and i should really stop talking to myself!
Kia: Wait, what's that!
*see's goo ooze out of the blobs and materilize*
Kia: Is that...
*blobs take the shape of us*
noob me: 0/\/\G 1 R D3H P\/\//\/Z0R!
Kia: Drew! NO!
*noobs look at kia's hiding spot*
Kia: CRUD! *kills the noob blobs*
Blobs: ACK!
Kia: And now to deal with the noobified soulsnipers.
*noobs run over and cover kia*
*soulsnipers change to blob form and try to noobitize him*
Kia: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! *time freezes*
Text box: Something has awakened inside kia! Kia has learned De-noobifying repluse! It turns all noobs that were once normal people back into normal people.
*time unfreezes*
Kia: GRAH! *repulses*
Kia: Agh.... ohhh.... *falls over, knocked out*
??: He's coming to.
??: Oh good!
Kia: What happend?
Me: You saved our lives!
Kia: DREW!
Lolt: and mine too!
Kia: LOLT!
All: You saved all of us
Kia: Guys, your okay!
Rex: Yeah, thanks a billion for saving us!
Kia: Well at least we are all okay!
~TBC~ |
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I'm going to post kia's past now. I'm adding it onto mine
Me: ....
Kia: Hey usc, what's up?
Me: Nothing much, i was just thinking about my past
Kia: Oh yeah, at the viewpoint (future addition to base), this is a good place to think. So you were thinking about your past?
Me: Yeah
Kia: I was thinking about mine the other day too
Me: Want to share our pasts?
Kia: Sure!
Me: I'll start
Kia: Okay
Me: I was born on a train. The train crashed and everyone died except for me. I was thrown into the forest, and these wolves came upon me. They were about to eat me (so i was told) when i heard the sound of a gunshot. It scared the wolves away and i saw this young man with brown hair. He stood there with his rifle. He then took me and went back to his camp. Him and his friends raised me and taught me how to use a sniper rifle. When i was older, they told me they were on the run from the army. One night, i had this dream in it i heard this voice. It told me that a terrible danger would occur the next day. In the morning i told the soilders, and we "moved" we then came upon this spring, and i could sense great power. I had the same dream again, but this time it said, "go to the spring, go to the spring" Then i saw a picture of a women's face. I woke with a start. I checked my watch. It was near midnight. I went to the middle of the spring, it was a full moon shape with an island in the middle. When i got in the very middle, my watch said it was midnight. The spring started to glow and i was floating in the air. I started panicking. I was suddenlly filled with a great power and the glowing stopped. I dropped to the ground. I was gasping for breath. I believe that incident to be the source of my PSI power. I decided to train my psycic skills, but keep it a secret. When i came back from training one day, the camp was in ruin. I walked around, i saw a flutter of movement, heard a noise, and then everything went black. I woke up in this dark room. I heard two voices. One said, "But we can't take him in! His blood scan readings are off the scale!" and the other said, "But just think, he could help us beat any war, be our, "super weapon". "Alright, you go talk to him, i think he's awake". One came in and he said, "Ehrm, hello... I don't really know how to put this but, we're sorry for ransacking your camp." Then i said, "What did you do to them!?!" "Calm down, we took them and put them in jail cells. We will release them after a while but we must keep them. They disobeyed the military. Anyway, we know you have PSI power. And we want you to join the army, so, are you in?" Then i said, "Fine, I'll do it." Then when they escorted me out, I saw my first glimpse, of you. I turned around, and walked to the training center. I was in the army for a few months, then the noobs attacked and we had the great war. After the war, i looked up what happened to my real parents. I found they had died in the train crash. I was outraged and I went to the spring where i learned PSI. I then saw my mother's face and then I knew that it was okay to accept my parent's death. I went back to the army, and saw it was in ruin. Without me there, the noobs attacked and destroyed it. I then spent a while in the city, when i noticed a poster. It said, "Join the Soulsnipers today!" I called the number and i went and here i am now.
Kia: Wow, you've been through a lot!
Me: Yeah, now i want to know, what happened in your past?
Kia: Well When i was born i was born with these pulsing red eyes. The doctors said they couldnt be fixed and stuff was flying around the operating room. My parents died that same day, so they took me to the secret society of government psycic study, or the SSOGPS. They sat me there and watch me levitate a few things. They were astonished, and found another psycic who would train me. He trained me for a while and i joined the military. When i walked in, i saw you getting pulled away by those men. We had the great war, and after it, i found the soulsnipers just like you did, saved lolt, and now here i am!
Me: Lol, the SSOGPS sounds funny
Kia: Yeah it does!
Both: *start laughing*
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Lolt: Well, I'mma hit da hay. *goes to bed*
???1: I think he's in here..*walks in my room*
???2: There he is. Our brotheren.
???1: We have to get him out and return home.
???2: But won't his friends be mad?
???1: They might, but we are his family. Help me numb him. *gives me painless shot, and picks me up*
???2: Ok. *picks my other end up* *they take me to a space ship outside*
Lolt: *is carried in space ship and put on a bed* *numbing wears off, and I wake up*
Lolt: Ugh...Where am I? MOM??!!?!??! DAD?!!?!!!?
My dad: Yes, it's us son. You must come home.
My mom: You must.
Lolt: Why? I have to stay on ROBLOXia so I can destroy the noob force with my friends!
My dad: We know. But our planet is dieing. Only you can help us. We are being attacked by evil forces.
Lolt: Giant space creatures?
My mom: *shakes head*
Lolt: Noobs?
My mom: Noobs.
Lolt: I see. But can I go home after that? The noobs are invading ROBLOXia aswell. And, remember, my power is the weakest of all Xenomorphs! Why don't you guys do it, with the rest of the Xenomorphs, while I help save ROBLOXia?
My dad: We have lost our powers. Besides, you'll be accompanied by Grandpa.
Lolt: Oh. In that case, hit hyperspace. Our planet is in trouble.
My mom: Right. *presses hyperspace button*
Engine: GGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!! *firing up*
Ship: ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM *flies into super sonic speeds*
Lolt: (right before we fly away) Let's roll. *ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
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*everyone is blasted awake*
All: WTH!?!?!
Me: What the heck was that?
Kia: Guys look! LOLT'S GONE!
All: WHAT!?!?
Kia: there's a note on his bed, but it's in Xenomorphian (:D)
Me: I'll translate
Me: *reading* Robloxians, we have taken lolt back to our planet. He must help us destroy the noob force here. All the Xenomorphs have lost thier powers so we need lolt's help
~Xeno~
Rex: We have to help them!
Rhino: We can't, we have to deal with the noobs here!
Me: Don't you remember? We have the other sniper squads
Sarah: Oh yeah! They will handle it here, and we'll go ther
Leah: Sounds like a plan
Me: Now follow me. *walks outside*
Me: Okay everyone, find all the scrap metal from noob machines.
Kia: Why?
Me: I can use my telekinesis to make it into a rocket. Now let's get looking!
*one search later*
Me: Okay here i go! *extends hand and metal shapes together* Grrrrrrrrrrrah! *rocket ship forms*
Me: And there we have it. Okay, everyone take a space helmet and hop on!
All: Right!
Me: WE'RE COMING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLT! *ship blasts off when i say LOOOOOOOOLT* |
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(Nice.) |
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(thanks) |
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(Anytime.) |
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(why are we talking like this?) |
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(So that people don't think we are saying this in our story/RPG. It will confuse people without the parenthesis.) |
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(gotcha) |
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Lolt: *our ship lands* *door opens* *walks outside* Ah....home sweet ho-*trips over rock*
My mom and dad: .......
Lolt: *gets up* Home sweet home... *something jumps on me, and I fall over*
Thing that tackled me: Row row! *starts licking me*
Lolt: Hey Axo! (Axo was my little cute alien reptile thing pet from my planet)
Lolt: *gets up, and Axo climbs onto my shoulder*
My mom: Aw....adorable.
My dad: Every Xenomorph on this planet now lives in this large village. *points ahead*
Lolt: Whoa....*sees how humongous it is* How did all the Xenomorphs get here?
My dad: By cragger (big, cute, but peaceful creature), or chorpa (enormous flying, cute, peaceful creature) or even by a MTD (Mobile (It moves around) Teleportation Device).
Lolt: I see. So...where is the Dwarf Chorpa? (A chorpa small enough to perch itself on your shoulder)
My mom: ......
My dad: We should tell him now.
Lolt: Tell me what?
My dad: .......Your little Dwarf Chorpa, Meeko....was kidnapped by noobs.
Lolt: ........ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My mom: We're SO sorry, honey....But there is no way to save him!
My dad: Your mother is right. It's impossible.
Lolt: ......
My mom: What is it, sweety?
Lolt: ......
My dad: What's wrong?
Lolt: *stares at them* .......Nothing is impossible.
My mom: You ARE not going to go rescue him. If you go and rescue him you are banned from targo-throwing, zeefy-catching, watching the netow-vision, and even- Where are you going?!!?!?
Lolt: *is walking away* I'm saving Meeko. *switches to mega assasin as I walk away* *jumps and disappears*
My dad: That kid...Why does he try so hard to preform the impossible?
Lolt: *teleports back* Because nothing. Absolutely nothing. Is impossible. *teleports away again*
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(^^^^^^ Exactly 3 hours after your last post! O_o) |
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