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Luigiatl

Join Date: 2010-05-15
Post Count: 3622

#50305216Sunday, July 10, 2011 9:47 PM GMT

(Mister, do you CARE???)

Buizel03

Join Date: 2008-09-15
Post Count: 1695

#50305346Sunday, July 10, 2011 9:50 PM GMT

Hehe IM GONNA DIE, SAVE ME NOW D: (not meant for real, lol)

MisterBobGuy

Join Date: 2007-10-13
Post Count: 911

#50312648Sunday, July 10, 2011 11:45 PM GMT

If I didn't care, would I have posted? Also, get some common sense.

jason2926

Join Date: 2009-08-30
Post Count: 12473

#50313380Sunday, July 10, 2011 11:58 PM GMT

*Cricket* I am sorry that I copied this joke from spongebob. What has 4 feet and flies? A garbage truck

mnbpo

Join Date: 2008-05-22
Post Count: 3063

#50319154Monday, July 11, 2011 1:28 AM GMT

Hehe... This lady was so fat, I had to take two buses, a jet, and a speedboat to get around her.

Maruluxia

Join Date: 2010-04-02
Post Count: 1865

#50319437Monday, July 11, 2011 1:32 AM GMT

hehe... @ mnbpo you did.....man my mom needs to lay off the twinkies

mnbpo

Join Date: 2008-05-22
Post Count: 3063

#50319676Monday, July 11, 2011 1:36 AM GMT

lol That lady was so fat, the Atlantic Ocean was her kiddie pool.

gospelboy

Join Date: 2008-02-27
Post Count: 16300

#50320030Monday, July 11, 2011 1:40 AM GMT

Hehe... You know, funny thing. You can throw a rock at someone's head and not get arrested, but if you get hit in a car accident and you're already dead, some cop sticks a ticket for your dead corpse to lie next to. How nice.

jason2926

Join Date: 2009-08-30
Post Count: 12473

#50320333Monday, July 11, 2011 1:44 AM GMT

hehe Knock knock? Whos there? Joan. Joan who? Joan call us we'll call you

mnbpo

Join Date: 2008-05-22
Post Count: 3063

#50320382Monday, July 11, 2011 1:45 AM GMT

rofl I found out that the other day that cats have only one life...and the end of one could send you to rehab.

gospelboy

Join Date: 2008-02-27
Post Count: 16300

#50320402Monday, July 11, 2011 1:45 AM GMT

... Cricket.. Sir, I'm afraid that your fly is down. Infact, your fly is in your soup.

jason2926

Join Date: 2009-08-30
Post Count: 12473

#50320711Monday, July 11, 2011 1:50 AM GMT

Hehe. So I went to this shop and some guy was like WADYA WANT?!?! And I was like candy? Than the cashier said ok then. He turned into a candy bar and said Ok here you-Wait what are you AHHHHHH!!! And the guy ate him and the candy bar was lke Can anyone let me out of the gastrial intenstion?

mnbpo

Join Date: 2008-05-22
Post Count: 3063

#50320799Monday, July 11, 2011 1:51 AM GMT

lol ...I got nothin' except that lady jokes... That lady was so poor, when the garbage truck took the dumpster, she shouted "MY LIVING ROOM!!"

mnbpo

Join Date: 2008-05-22
Post Count: 3063

#50320894Monday, July 11, 2011 1:52 AM GMT

(The lol was for gospel. jason gets a cricket going hehe...)

jason2926

Join Date: 2009-08-30
Post Count: 12473

#50321241Monday, July 11, 2011 1:56 AM GMT

So this guy was a horse rider. He was going onto a wooden horse thinking it was a real horse then he bounced on some trampolines and jumps onto the horse and he hurt himself in the legs. guy: ....0_0 OOOOOOOOOOOGGGHHH!!! And he bounced up

mnbpo

Join Date: 2008-05-22
Post Count: 3063

#50321446Monday, July 11, 2011 1:59 AM GMT

(jason, you didn't give me a rating.) *Cricket* Ever heard of noobs? Some of the people on Roblox don't deserve the title noob...it's an insult to noobs everywhere.

jason2926

Join Date: 2009-08-30
Post Count: 12473

#50321648Monday, July 11, 2011 2:02 AM GMT

hehe. MY JOKES ARE FUNNY HOW ABOUT THIS *Puts hand on neck and pretends to choke myself* AHHHH HELP ME I'M CHOKING GRAAAHHHH!!! *Takes hands off* hey whats with those fish? They never bathe like they don't even know what soap is. *in fish voice and looks like fish* GLUB GLUB WHAT IS SOAP

mnbpo

Join Date: 2008-05-22
Post Count: 3063

#50321764Monday, July 11, 2011 2:04 AM GMT

....*cricket*.... The cricket just quit.

jason2926

Join Date: 2009-08-30
Post Count: 12473

#50322070Monday, July 11, 2011 2:08 AM GMT

AHGGGHHHH MY JOKES ARE FUNNY FINE THEN YOU KNOW WHAT *Robot cricket* Fine then. *Drinks toxic waste but shoots out lasers at guy behind camera and camera falls* Ah hello I am doctor Jason saying that drinking toxic waste will give you laser vision *Drinks toxic waste but turns into giant green monster and destroys everything* Narrator: Drinking toxic waste will either give you laser vision or turn you into a hulking robloxian monster. *Drinks toxic waste* GAHH I'M SHRINKING NOOOEZ