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ReturnItis
You want to make everything like it was.
Cure: go BACK to the futur
~This makes absolutely no sense |
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broniplits
You turn into a brony, and squils when seeing rainbow dash and pinkie pie.
Cure: Watch a horror movie
☺☻♥♦♣ :D! |
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I've just been diagnosed with GotHEEEEMitis,
Can't stop watching intentional Talk |
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MarvelzJoin Date: 2009-03-17
Post Count: 5461 |
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUMadBBBBROOOOO
You can only get this from playing call of duty too much. I was just diagnosed with MW2 UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMadBBBBBBROOOOO |
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dew365Join Date: 2008-09-05
Post Count: 7712 |
ThrowUpConstantlyInAtoiletUntilitOverflowsAndyourPukeGoesAllOverTheFloorAndMakesAmessThatyouWillthenHavetoCleanUpUsingSoapAndWater Disease
I think the name explains it. |
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The Fried Chicken Pox
It's caused by not washing your hands, touching a sick chicken, eating bones/blood from a chicken and eating too much fried chicken. |
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Disease:
Death
How it happens:
You die.
'Nuff said.
Wait, isn't this ALREADY a disease? O_o |
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LOLCats-itis
How it happens:
A LOLCat asks you for a cheezburger. You don't give it to him. Then, it attacks you.
What happens after you've been diagnosed with it:
You talk exactly like a LOLCat. When you go to a burger store you say "I can has cheezburger?" And you just don't stop talkin' like a LOLCat.
Cure:
No cure... DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! |
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Modernwaritis:
How to catch: Simply play Call of Duty during a flood, when all the power lines will break. You will likely get an electric charge once the disease is caught.
Symptoms: Wearing camouflage clothes around town, and constantly teabagging your friends while they sleep. You also use weapons often, and use foul language whenever possible.
Cure: Simply stop playing first-person-shooters, and play other games, like Mario. The disease is cured after 48 hours of not playing Call of Duty. |
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McDonald's-itis:
How to catch it:
You eat too much food from McDonald's.
Symptoms:
You get fat. But you keep eating food there for some reason...
Cure:
How 'bout you try losing some weight, fatty? :3 |
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CBDove3Join Date: 2011-05-30
Post Count: 191 |
Were-Kirby-itis
How To Catch:
Play Too Much of Old Kirby Games Or Get Spit Out By A Were-Kirby
Symptoms:
You Start To Swallow Fruit In Whole.
You Start To Use Copy Abilities.
Lastly, You Start To Change Into One (Process takes 1 Week Or Less.).
Cure:
Have a bottled Water Each day for lunch. |
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Bieber Fever, almost as bad as cancer. |
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doublegunJoin Date: 2010-05-07
Post Count: 2088 |
Marshmellowides:
cause:eating tomany marshmellows
cure: banna's and pepsi |
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roversfanJoin Date: 2011-04-17
Post Count: 1123 |
Stare-icously
Stare at a game for too long and when you get off nonstop staring
Cure:have someone pull your eyes down |
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Zombitis
Make you think COD zombies is real, symptoms:
1.You go to a wall with a drawing on it and you try buying it
2.You think everyone is a zombie
3.You go from place to place searching for a teleporter to go to the next place.
4.You say stupid things like: "KABOOM", "My wodka all mine!",...
5.You search for doctor Maximus and Samanta to make an end to this.
6.You do things making no sense to do the easter egg...
CURE: Listen to Nyan Cat without playing COD for 2 Days
~This makes absolutely no sense |
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CBDove3Join Date: 2011-05-30
Post Count: 191 |
Noobitis (Be Warned: Infects)
Makes You A Noob So I Can Pwn You In SF Games And elemental wars (Not Kinglime's). >:D
Symptoms:
1. Being Noob Elemental in Elemental Wars (Still Not Kinglime's).
2. Saying "Do Not Kill Me Plz!", "I Do not Like to Be Killed.", etc. In SF Games, War Games, More etc.
3. Spamming In These Forums.
4. Spamming In The Comments For Place Pages.
5. Spamming In Servers, ...
6. ...And Finally, your Colors Start To Change Into a NOOB'S. A NOOOOOOB'S!
Cure: Do Not Do The 1 through 5 Symptoms. ROBLOX is fun, not for being a Noob!
*Posts* |
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staf7Join Date: 2008-11-05
Post Count: 19 |
chucknorrisitis
you continuasly get roudhoused in the face for 20 weeks straight
cure: die |
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CBDove3Join Date: 2011-05-30
Post Count: 191 |
i got nerdatitis see pg 1 |
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CBDove3Join Date: 2011-05-30
Post Count: 191 |
oh, and failatitis(pg 1) |
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CBDove3Join Date: 2011-05-30
Post Count: 191 |
roblox and the autism spectrum
if you are on the autism spectrum your robloxian may also have autism (ex. Ro-Epilepsy Ro-Aspergers etc.):
Symptoms:
1. your robloxian becomes confused. examples are when you press w or up, robloxian goes in the opposite direction.
2. your robloxian reacts differently to things.
3. your robloxian has seizures.
No Cure for the RO-Autism Spectrum. To Deal with Seizures give robloxian half of a yellow pill and a tiny purple pill that is 1 cm in width and 0.5 cm in length every day?
if your robloxian is a teen/pre-teen give him/her the purple-ish pill every day.
for 5/7 more years, i guess.
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CorntastyJoin Date: 2011-05-26
Post Count: 374 |
Yelloditis
You Destroy everything that is yellow.
How to catch it: You must be standing by a creekbed at exactly 12:03 a.m. and 46 seconds, while jumping around in a swimsuit, screaming "I love tomato chips!"
How to cure it: You must destroy something of the opposite color, which is purple. (look it up)
How to never catch it again: Don't stand by a creekbed at exactly 12:03 a.m. and 46 seconds, jumping around in a swimsuit screaming "I love tomato chips!" It is harder than it looks to not catch it once or twice. |
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Azurepuedodeminsionatisparadoxialcrocodilicsocosis
You become a Blue crocodile that can travel through deminsions and destroy everything in a paradox.
You catch it by painting a crocodile the color of a bright blue sky, while solving the square root of pie, and having the crocodile maul you.
You cure Azurepuedodeminsionatisparadoxialcrocodilicsocosis by drinking dog vomit, spinach, and black powder from a urn made of pure maggot ridden hyena hide while on a leap year during a Solar Eclipse at 3:52 a.m while doing a handstand and it has to be raining and there has to be Chuck Norris and the entire Miami Dolphins foot ball team there while ontop of mount everest. So dont paint crocdiles blue while solving the square root of pie. |
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Vikie09Join Date: 2009-10-04
Post Count: 11930 |
Vikie09's Air-Bourne/Water Bourne Infection:
Trolololololololololololololololololololaction |
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LUIGI2323Join Date: 2008-09-28
Post Count: 5787 |
Memeis
You never go outside, and your attracted to the computer. You also turn into the forever alone guy. |
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LUIGI2323Join Date: 2008-09-28
Post Count: 5787 |
Cure: call an ambulance. Gurney takes you outside. |
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