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Yo momma so fat that even Dora can't explor her.
Yo momma so fat that when the doctor told her she had the flesh eating disorder, he said that she has 30 years to live.
Yo momma so dumb that when she saw a rainbow she yelled it's going to rain skittles! |
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Lowie024Join Date: 2009-10-16
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XD nice... |
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Yo momma so fat people jog around her for excercise.
Yo momma so fat that she sits next to everyone in the movie theater.
Yo momma so dumb that she stuck a battery up her butt and said I got the power.
Yo momma so dumb that when she got locked in Sleepys she slept on the floor. |
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Lowie024Join Date: 2009-10-16
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dont use internet :P |
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I didn't. All of those are like so badly used.
Yo momma so fat that she created a tsunami out of a puddle.
Yo momma so fat that she can't see her own toes. |
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Random fact:
An average US prison meal is MORE nutritious than a public SCHOOL one! |
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Random fact 2:
The Pinta Island tortoise is the rarest animal in the world. There is ONLY ONE LEFT on Earth. His name is "Lonesome George".
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Facts dont count,i dont think.
Yo mamma so crazy,she once gave a leprechaun a spanking XD
Yo mamma so fat,her belly button is the size of a two-storey house XD
Yo mamma so dumb,she cant answer the easiest question in the world,considering the brain is the size of an atom XD
Yo mamma so fat,she once used to be King Kong XD
*sigh* I crack up and laugh,even at my own jokes :D |
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@Thunderheart36
Already been said.
Yo mamma so stupid,she thought acting an Auto-Synthesis gives you free plants.
Yo mamma so fat,i can see her in space from Earth
Yo mamma so heavy,even 100 Trucks and 50 elephants dont equal the same weight as her XD |
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I cant think of anymore,but heres one.
Yo mamma is so long,when she leaves her house,she's still inside anyway,no matter where she goes! |
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Lowie024Join Date: 2009-10-16
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Bump. |
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Yo mamma so big,her foot is the size of 4 Football Fields |
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Lowie024Join Date: 2009-10-16
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Bump. |
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Yo mamma so fat that when she went into the ocean, whales came up and sang: "We are family! Even though you are bigger than me!" |
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Lowie024Join Date: 2009-10-16
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^ Above
Nice one XD |
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Miro034Join Date: 2009-10-07
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Y'all so ugly, yo momma fed you by a slingshot.
GET it?
yo to ugly and yo momma put food in her slingshot and shot in to your mouth. xD |
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yo mama so fat she jumped in the sky and got stuck
yo mama so fat she jumped into a pool and they callled her willy |
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cocacola8Join Date: 2010-08-19
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Yo mama so stupid she stoped at a stop sign and waiting for it to say go! |
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cocacola8Join Date: 2010-08-19
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you mama so old she went to school with adam and eve! |
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yo mammas so fat even dora cant explore her |
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yo mammas so fat that when she wore a yello rain jacket people started calling 'TAXI' |
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Yo Mama So Old, People Dont Say Yo Mama, They Say Yo Grandma! |
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Frod0zJoin Date: 2011-10-14
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*Yo mama is so gross, that she picks her boogers with your dads finger.* |
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NiloCreedJoin Date: 2010-09-28
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Yo mumma so fat, when she turns the lights on, it's still dark. |
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