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Hi. Welcome to this thread. Tell people about when noobs or guest's are being stupid to you. Your could make it fake, real, or edited. So lets start this off with my own story.
The guest who was bullied by the guest haters group.
It was a nice day in robloxia. Except for the guest's. They were all captured and en-slaved forever by the guest haters group. The reason why this guest haters group is not banned, They killed widewood. The person who false reported all the guest haters group. He respawned but they ip'banned him. There was only 1 more guest left. Guest 4376. Guest 4376 was crying becuase all of his guest friends were killed. He wanted revenge. He went to the guest haters base with a sword. And tried to stabbed them, but he was spanked and en-slaved forever.
To this day, the guest wanted tix, but never got one. The rest of his life was slavery. Being spanked and bleeding till' he died.
The End.
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StarlunaJoin Date: 2008-10-05
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My cyndaquils a girl, and her name is Matt. Your argument is invalid/ |
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Eh, mayaswell just do this, 'cus I aint got nothing better to do.
Guest was a silent person, he stare would out of his window in awe, as he watched the "free-chaters" roleplay, discuss in the forums, explain tactics in battles, share building ideas. But no, Guest couldn't do any of that, he was stuck with his horrible menu-chat. Guest was a poor person, he would stare out of his window in envy as he saw people bragging about tickets and robux amounts, and wished he could buy some cool clothes. But no, Guest couldn't do any of that, his temporary account didn't store robux or tickets. Guest was a lonely person, he would stare out of his window in sadness as he watched other users have battles with they're FRIENDS, build with they're FRIENDS, post on the forums with they're FRIENDS, and Guest wished more than anything that he could add friends. But no, Guest couldn't do any of that, because guest accounts can't add friends.
One day, guest was on a walk to the local store, not that he could buy anything, he couldn't say any of the foods, he just liked to walk around, hoping that by some chance, some....Miracle! That one day, he may become a real account. As he was walking, he bumped into Noob. Noob was also a lonely person, he could use free-chat, but he couldn't spell, so people hated on him, he could add friends, but who would want to be friends with Noob? He could buy clothes, but he didn't have a taste in fasion. "Sorry." Guest said to Noob, as he noticed he'd knocked Noob's shopping out of his hands, and bent down to help pick it up.
"Th@tz @lr!ght Gu3st, wan% tu b3 mai fri3nd!!!1111!!!!" Said Noob, in his so-called "L33t speak language"
Guest was shocked. A person. Wanted. To. Be. His. Friend?"Yes." replied Guest, full of happyness. For the next 3 weeks, him and Noob lived happily ever after, they played tycoons together, and Noob taught Guest how to make a poor house, and how to use free models.
But on wednesday, on the 4th week, there was suddenly an angry riot approaching Guest and Noob. What was this? "Oi!!! Guest! Get out of our town, and take Noob with you! We dont want you here, all you do is delete our hard work, spam up places with free models, and build horrible houses!"
Guest was clearly annoyed, this was it! He picked up a lazer gun gear, and Noob declared a gear war.
Noob called his noob warriors, and they all stole gear from the catalogs. Meanwhile, ROBLOX HQ was on high alert, with they're best guards patrolling the entrance, and the glass had been gear-proofed.
The fight raged on for 5 whole hours, but, obviously, once the noob warriors ran out of gear, and Guests we're to noobish to use the gear, not to mention Noobs we're also poor, they couldn't fight. They had run out of supplys. They watched an army of about 9001 Robloxians storm around them. Well, Noob and Guest we're defencless, the Robloxians had advantage of strength, expierence, numbers, and gear. So, Noob and Guest got they're butts kicked, and quit roblox. The end. |
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Guest 4356's tradgic death story:
Guest 4356 always wanted a friend. He wanted a friend to protect him. ALl he did was sit there in his black robloxian with the word, "ROBLOX" on it, waiting for someone to come and, like him.
Suddenly, someone knocked on the door. Guest jumped up and down for a few seconds, since guests like to jump. And opened the door. And he was immediatly grabbed, and put in a sack, and knocked out.
Guest woke up in a glass-cage. It looked like he was trapped in a science testing lab.
"Hello, guest. Your the new test guest s=for our research! Behave or we will give you a GIANT shock! And it will be very painful! The scientist said that and started to interrogate guest.
"Now, why do you act noobish?"
"Stop!"
"Guest, if you say that one more time, we will shock you. Do you understand?
"Go Away! Go Away!" Guest contiued to spam 500 times untill he got shocked. The wire was connected to his (You know what.) And it was soooo painfull.
"Now, guest, answer the question."
"I dont know."
"Thats it. Carl, shock him untill he answers. Now make sure you dont have the power up too high and kill him. We need to make this one last."
"You got it Brian!" Cal said and turned the shock back on at medium power. The power switch had 5 power modes, Low, Medium, High, Cridical, And Death.
Guest was being shocked, and he was crying like this:
WH-w--a--_A_a__A_A_a--A_---aHhHaa-HaaHa
Guest could stop crying from this, evil torture! ALl he ever done was delete everything in his sight just for the pretty explosion it makes!
Meanwhile, a sniper was aiming his sniper rifle at Carl, and fired at his head.
Carl got shot in the back of the head, his head slipped, and hit the power button to "Death" Mode.
Guest was starting to die.
WH0-_-wa_W_AS_WA_W_SSa-dokaml;jiva;fdmmm..,.,..,...........
Guest then spit blood out of his mouth,ears, and (You know what) and died.
The End |
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Sorry when I said, "Guest could stop crying from this, evil torture!" I meant,Guest couldn't stop crying from this evil torture!" My bad! |
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(I'll make a sequel to the first story lol)
Guest 4576 was revived by an OBC player. He mysteriously also had access to chat freely. His clothes were changed into the guy who posted this post. "I can chat freely?" he said to himself. "Why yes you can," said the OBC player. "Thanks!" said Guest 4576. But the guest haters found out about Guest revival, and an OBC player invader, so they started rushing to where they were. "Grab this turret." said the OBC player. Guest 4576 got it in time. And started going on a epic killing spree, along with the OBC player. They got out of the base and lived happily ever after. The end. |
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Just kidding that wasn't the end.
When they got out of the base, they found a helicopter. It had the sign "We free guests". "Get on!" said the pilot. When they got on, Guest 4576 found his best friends, Guest 1337, and Guest 4575. But they couldn't chat freely. And they also had the normal guests clothes. "Hey guys I can chat freely!" Guest 4576 said excitedly. As they flew to the "We free guests base," his friends said nothing.
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STORY 2
As noob was walking to his house, he found bebithetuffle at his door. Bebithetuffle always was there when he went to his house. "0M9 937 0U7 0F 7h3 W4y" he said. "No." bebi said. Noob got out his insert tool and started spamming spikes on bebi. Bebi died and noob got access to his house. He deleted the window since he couldn't access the front door because of spikes.
"0M9 937 0U7 0F 7h3 W4y"
= OMG get out of the way
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Sequal to the sequal of the first story:
Guest didn't have a good life afterward, the pilot was just a trick to capture guest. Guest was kept in a cage. He started crying, and then the rest of the guest haters group came.
"Well well well. It looks like we got another guest to torture!"
One of them got a anti-revive gun and shot guest in the head. And he died.
THE TOTAL END! |
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Heres the complte first story:
The guest who was bullied by the guest haters group.
It was a nice day in robloxia. Except for the guest's. They were all captured and en-slaved forever by the guest haters group. The reason why this guest haters group is not banned, They killed widewood. The person who false reported all the guest haters group. He respawned but they ip'banned him. There was only 1 more guest left. Guest 4376. Guest 4376 was crying becuase all of his guest friends were killed. He wanted revenge. He went to the guest haters base with a sword. And tried to stabbed them, but he was spanked and en-slaved forever.
To this day, the guest wanted tix, but never got one. The rest of his life was slavery. Being spanked and bleeding till' he died.
The End.
Guest 4576 was revived by an OBC player. He mysteriously also had access to chat freely. His clothes were changed into the guy who posted this post. "I can chat freely?" he said to himself. "Why yes you can," said the OBC player. "Thanks!" said Guest 4576. But the guest haters found out about Guest revival, and an OBC player invader, so they started rushing to where they were. "Grab this turret." said the OBC player. Guest 4576 got it in time. And started going on a epic killing spree, along with the OBC player. They got out of the base and lived happily ever after. The end.
Just kidding that wasn't the end.
When they got out of the base, they found a helicopter. It had the sign "We free guests". "Get on!" said the pilot. When they got on, Guest 4576 found his best friends, Guest 1337, and Guest 4575. But they couldn't chat freely. And they also had the normal guests clothes. "Hey guys I can chat freely!" Guest 4576 said excitedly. As they flew to the "We free guests base," his friends said nothing. |
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Heres the complte first story:
The guest who was bullied by the guest haters group.
It was a nice day in robloxia. Except for the guest's. They were all captured and en-slaved forever by the guest haters group. The reason why this guest haters group is not banned, They killed widewood. The person who false reported all the guest haters group. He respawned but they ip'banned him. There was only 1 more guest left. Guest 4376. Guest 4376 was crying becuase all of his guest friends were killed. He wanted revenge. He went to the guest haters base with a sword. And tried to stabbed them, but he was spanked and en-slaved forever.
To this day, the guest wanted tix, but never got one. The rest of his life was slavery. Being spanked and bleeding till' he died.
The End.
Guest 4576 was revived by an OBC player. He mysteriously also had access to chat freely. His clothes were changed into the guy who posted this post. "I can chat freely?" he said to himself. "Why yes you can," said the OBC player. "Thanks!" said Guest 4576. But the guest haters found out about Guest revival, and an OBC player invader, so they started rushing to where they were. "Grab this turret." said the OBC player. Guest 4576 got it in time. And started going on a epic killing spree, along with the OBC player. They got out of the base and lived happily ever after. The end.
Just kidding that wasn't the end.
When they got out of the base, they found a helicopter. It had the sign "We free guests". "Get on!" said the pilot. When they got on, Guest 4576 found his best friends, Guest 1337, and Guest 4575. But they couldn't chat freely. And they also had the normal guests clothes. "Hey guys I can chat freely!" Guest 4576 said excitedly. As they flew to the "We free guests base," his friends said nothing.
Sequal to the sequal of the first story:
Guest didn't have a good life afterward, the pilot was just a trick to capture guest. Guest was kept in a cage. He started crying, and then the rest of the guest haters group came.
"Well well well. It looks like we got another guest to torture!"
One of them got a anti-revive gun and shot guest in the head. And he died.
THE TOTAL END! |
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Sequel to story 2:
The noob deleted the door and started deleting the spikes. Then he put the door back. But when he turned over, bebithetuffle was somehow still alive and staring at him. "N0 n07 j00 4941N" he said. Bebithetuffle had a remote with a button on it. When he pressed it, the universes of Story 2 and 1 collided. Bebi and the noob arrived at the guest haters place. Soon, all the guest haters were looking at them. "Who are you?" asked one of them to the n00b. "0h H1 My n4m3 1Z N00b."
To be continued...
N0 n07 j00 4941N =
No not you again
0h H1 My n4m3 1Z N00b =
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One of them asked the same thing to bebi. "I'm a guy who criticizes like every single RP thread." They were welcomed into the guest room and had tea. "7h1Z 1Z 50 n1C3 734 m4N" said noob. "Thanks." said the commander of the base.
To be continued...
7h1Z 1Z 50 n1C3 734 m4N =
This is so nice tea man |
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Now a sequel to dark's :D
But a mysterious figure appeared out of the shadows it took out all 9001 robloxians. Guest and noob came back to see. "hUh h0w J00 D3f347 4lL 0F 7h3m?" asked noob. But the figure left and ignored him. News spread around quickly about the mysterious figure. The bounty of the figure:
5,000 ROBUX (50,000 tickets)
ROBLOX ordered the robloxians to train harder. And so they did.
I don't wanna continue this.
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Nice Storys. Make one when the noob is tortured. If you want to. |
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"Here are some energy drinks if you want," said the commander. Noob thought they were tea, plus he loved it. He drank alot of the energy drink. "0m9 IM 50 HYpER!!" said the noob. He got out his insert tool and started spamming spikes. "Arrest the noob!" the commander said. Bebi thought it was too dangerous, so he left the base. Soon the guest haters were surrounding him. "l0L j00 7HinK J00 k4N D3F347 M3H???" he got out his radio and noob police came. The guest haters and the noobs started fighting epicly.
To be continued...
(amazing how about you make a sequel to this one pl0x)
0m9 IM 50 HYpER =
Omg im so hyper
l0L j00 7HinK J00 k4N D3F347 M3H =
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Unknown Time, Unknown Date, Anynomous Location
"The balance of ROBLOXia has fallen into a civil unrest, Builderman."
"I DO NOT NEED KNOWING! I AM ALREADY TR-"
"The 1st Robloxian HQ has been destroyed."
"WHAT!?WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OLD PROTOTYPE FILES!?"
"Destroyed too."
"TELAMON, CAN I CALL YOU THAT?"
"Yes."
"TELAMON, THE ONLY WAY TO RESOLVE THE ISSUE IS TO GET ROB-"
"He has been assasinated."
"..."
*signal lost.*
Noob woke up to the senation of a butterfly on his arm. He quickly smashed it onto the table, and got up to the outside.
Now, you may think a noob like Noob would be living in a destroyed or uined house, or living on the streets, but no, he struck rich when he found N00BZ B3ZT C0LA. His houe was a manor, and most of the backyard and right side of the manor was castle walls. Noob walked to his old Chumpkin's 1.5 and drove off, not knowing what apocaylpse is taking place.
Location: Washington, District of Columbia
Gmf23 paced the floor, nervous. Ever since The Mighty F.E.A.R and Vortex Security achieved independence from ROBLOXia, the land between the clans siding to ROBLOX and the Clans siding to F.E.A.R and Vortex Security was hell.
Gmf23 quickly stepped onto the stage. "People of the United States Military, and the citizens and fighters of the United States of America, I decree that all U.S.M forces are going to attack....F.E.A.R and it's allies' bases, outposts, and cities from now on. We are the biggest U.S.M group on ROBLOXia, and to acheieve peace, WE NEED WAR." The Congress, and representatives from thr U.S.M and other allied clans and groups cheered. Not knowing that a somebody was going to crash the party.....
Noob crashed into the steps of the Capitol. He was dazed, and from that, he recthed and continued upward. He drunkily slammed the door open, and proceeded down the hall. "HALT!" A soldier screamed, and he took hold of Noob's hand. Noob bit into the soldier's arm, with rpoceeded to spurt blood. "AAAAHHHH! INTRUDER!" The siren yowled, and bellowed,"INTRUDER ALERT! NOOB IN THE BASE!" A bunch of armed soldiers sped into the hallway, which was vacant apart from the crying soldier. "Huh?" The leader said. Meanwhile, Noob criss crossed vent pathways to the back of the Capitol. He kicked the vent, andcrashed right through the window where Gmf23 was standing. "HEY! YOU PUNK!"Gmf23 screamed, as he shot his Deagle in noob's direction. But, a weird sound spliced the air, and Noob, dumbfounded, thought it was some wierd cow mooing. But, he did not know what bad omens were coming.
"Uh....0h." Noob muttered. Suddenly, a weird mechanical machine crashed through the Capitol, massacring most U.S.M and U.S.A memebers, apart from Gmf23 and a few others. "0MG! RUUUN11!!!" A Noob Soldier screamed.(Do not get confused.)He was quikcly squashed The machines had the F.E.A.R insignia and Vortex Security insignia on them. Noob ran for his life, and boarded a military boat ferrying unknown leaders to Noob, somewhere to a port in Siberia....
The boat was huge, more like a floating base to Noob!(it is actually an aircraft carrier.)He wandered the abandoned halls, kicking into Rooms. He picked up a Makarov with some ammo for it, and a knife. He deposited it in his hotbar, and the knife in his backpack. He lumbeed up to a flag that said, "Ура для спецназа". He then spotted a doorway that said, "Стой! Военные чиновники и должностные лица только!" He kicked open the door. Since it looked like the engine room, and the boat was VERY slow, he turned up the knob to 5000 knots. In no time, he arrived, and also in time, the captain triggered the emergency brake on the ship.
[Spetsnaz] Declared war with the Russian Army and John's Cobras a long time ago,from being deemed as "Stereotypical". Now, [Spetsnaz] Resorts to bombing each one repeatdly. But, their leader, SpetnazCaptain, and his high-ranking henchman, Myuo and others, will soon be slayed.
Noob awoke to the freezing cold. He quickly scurried into the nearest cave, and began to drink the water inside. He feasted on mice and bugs that fled to the warmthness of the cave. Noob tensed, and froze. Large, rumbling noises was heard, including, English? voices shouting words. The sounds echoed across the valley, and disappeared. Noob scurried up the rock wall tot he cave entrance, and exited. A blizzard was happening. Noob rushed, following where the sounds disappeared. he could hear tiny shots...and thunder....too late! Noob was swept backward by a force of a artillery shell.His heart raced, as he ran for cover. He began now to see the battle. [Spetsnaz] Forces were attacking John's Cobras....and the U.S.M. Noob was to stupid in this case to think, so he grabbed a M16, and began to fire. Bullets ricocheted and hot multiple Spetsnaz. Some vomited blood from the poison, others just dropped dead. Noob began to see the fort entranc, and he threw a grenade. A [Spetsnaz] machine placement exploded, disabling Spetsnaz and enabling JC and USM troops to move in. Noob began to bang on a secret door, which loosely fell of it's hinges. He sped and dove into the freezing river, and swam like a Navy SEAL to the other side. A USM artillery shell exploded a [Spetsnaz] vehicle, enabling Noob to move in for the kill. Myuo, the treacherous, corrupt mastermind for the war pact against the JC and USM, stood there, smirking and flashing a evil grin to the battle. Noob silently, brung out a choking wire....he lunged for the kill. Myuo was so shocked, that air blew out of his lungs, which was bad. "S...stop..Ahah....Please......."
"N0!!!!!!!!!" Noob screamed, and pulled so hard that the wire kind of, erm, went inside Myuo's thraot. Blood spurted like a fountain, and Myuo layed there, dead. noob disappeared, no one knows what he did. I will tell you what he did.
He stole a MiG.
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Noob was then captured, enslaves, and his clothes were taken off and he was tortured and spanked and abused and gueshed out blood by the spetszaz untill he ran out of blood, and died. |
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Wait, I'm doing one seperatly.... |
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THE GUESTNAPPING.
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Guest 1792 was walking somewhere when a stranger drove forward in a red pickup. "Hey." The stranger said. "Hi." Guest said. Soon, the guest was laying on the back of the pickup, tied up. They soon arrived at the strangers house. There were lots of other guests, and I mean LOTS.
Guest 1792 sat in a corner, tears streaming down his face. He was tied up, to where he could barely move his arms. Other guests were screeching, "Stop!" some said, "Go away!" They didn't know it wouldn't help, anybit. The stranger came back and dragged Guest 1792 away. He was dragged into a comfortable looking bedroom and laid in the corner.
All the ROBLOX guests laid in the house for months, maybe years. Nobody could tell. Most died off. Few survived what the stranger was doing to them. They got used to the odd routine, and it was...strange. All the guests who still remained didn't let out a single peep. Not once in the day, not at all.
Finally, some ROBLOXians found all the trapped guests. They left immediately. ROBLOXia had changed drastically. In a good way. A very good way. The guest-free ROBLOXia was rich, and powerful.
Everybody had gotten used to no guests. It was fun, more fun than with them. Builderman had passed a new ROBLOXirule. It banned guests from exhistance. The stranger was only following the law, not feeding the guests, torturing them so badly.
Everybody began to live peacefully. The lag was gone. The fights disappeared. All because the guests left. And everybody's agression with them. It was a glorious haven.
All ROBLOXians lived peacefully forever more. And it was just glorious what had happened. We all lived peacefully, and happily.
THE END.
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