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You go day-by-day making days awful during summer. (Ends August 16.)
(Yes, I posted this in Role-Playing but its popularity soon went down and no one remembers it.)
May 26,
We were let out of school today. I flew into the bus and shouted "DRIVE! GET ME AWAY FROM THIS MAD HOUSE!" All of the teachers, yes, even the principal, heard me shout that. They frowned upon me. I didn't care. As soon as they reached my house, I sprinted in and automatically asked my mom what we were doing for summer.
She said two words and two words only, "Stay home." My face went from happy to broken-hearted. I ran to my room and screamed into my bean bag. I knew that from this point on, summer would suck. A lot. |
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I love these games!!
May 27th
So, I went to the park, with friends, and someone took my phone and cracked the screen! Also, she took my Summer Homework! Wasn't Planning to do that anyway |
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June 12th
I had to go to school ._. |
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ken779Join Date: 2009-03-26
Post Count: 178 |
I played playstation all summer. Biggest mistake ever >.< |
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Ninja509Join Date: 2009-06-03
Post Count: 433 |
May 29th
I played roblox all summ- hey wait a moment...! |
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May 30th
I eated to much to day :3*feels sick and drunk* |
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May 31,
I went to This Skate Park Fails Skate Park and I was doing some wicked 1080s on the half pipe. But as soon as I got to my sixth one, I fell off and landed on the ground. Face first. I was in pain, but I could handle it. Then some kid came up and said, "Dude, you suck worse than my grandma at this." I thought he was lying, but I saw him point to his grandma doing 1080s, 2160s (O_o), 3240s (jeez, that old lady has SKILLS), and some wicked tricks. Like a old, female Tony Hawk. He was right, but then he said, "I can out-skate you any day." I got pretty mad.
Then I said, "Okay, do seven 1080s in row, then." He looked quite nervous.
He stuttered and struggled, then said, "Well, any day but today. Meet me back here tomorrow." He ran away. But, since I insulted him (I think), he kicked me in the shin. Ow. |
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June 2,
My leg healed fast. But since I didn't show up to see that bratty kid at the skate park yesterday, I went there today. Then he appeared literally out of no where. Then he said, "Why didn't you show up yesterday? Too scared to see my gnarly skills?" I explained to him about my leg. He said, "Yeah, right. Well, now that you're here, lemme show you my SKILLS!" We had a deal, if he did 7 1080s, I would let him kick me in the crotch and bully me for as long as he wanted, otherwise I got those rights. He walked up to the top of the half pipe and fell off just as soon as he got on his board, which snapped afterwards. So, because I won, I kicked him in the crotch and slapped him. Then he screamed and whined stupid things. Then he shouted, "GRANDMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This MEANY is bullying me! He kick me in my ding dongs and hit me! Then he pushed me off the half pipe and broke my skateboard!"
I tried to explain, "No, we had a bet, and he fell off and-"
His grandma's face was red, "SO YOU THINK IT'S NICE TO PICK ON SEVEN-YEAR-OLDS, EH?! TAKE THIS!" She started beating me. I ended up having a broken arm, two broken ribs, a broken leg, and a broken nose (not including the nut shots and the teeth she punched out). |
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June 4th: I ate at a Mami restrunt, then I got sick, the doctors told me I had parasites, just from eating meat that wasn't cooked all the way. |
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June 5,
All my wounds and poisons healed. But we somehow were going to Grand Canyon even though Mom said "Stay home." My friend Tom was there with us because I was aloud to invite a friend. He dared me to jump off, I thought he was NUTS. Luckily, he said with a parachute. He gave me a parachute and I jumped off. My mom and dad screamed. A lot. I pulled the string. Nothing. Then the emergency string. Still nothing. I fell, and fell, and fell... then hit the ground. FLAT! They rushed me to the hospital. The next thing I knew was being in the ER with the doctor saying, "He'll heal fine. He's fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. Not fine. Fine." I was kinda scared when I heard his name, Dr. HorribleDoctor. |
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June 6
I randomly wake up to see no ones there and im like "Damn'it", i don't know where my mum or dad is or the horrible doctor. I see the curtains are opened it's dark it looks like midnight but it's 4 in the morning and i was dreaming of food if i had any but everyone else in the hospital was asleep except the doctors. "I wonder what that brat is up to??" I said "OW!" "DAMNIT! OWOWOW!".Im in so much pain now due to my idiotic friends and it's a horrible summer :(. |
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June 8
I wasn't in that much pain but i got let out and i healed quickly, my parents picked me up and took me to a chinese restraunt to eat after that we went home and i slept in bed... |
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June 9,
My sister begged me to play her dumb game. It was Dress-Up. She begged, and begged, and begged, and begged, FOR HOURS! She never even left me alone to go to the freaking BATHROOM! Speaking of which, I don't even think she ever took a breathing, snack, or bathroom break. So I finally gave up at 6:30 PM. She started ever since I woke up, which was 9:00 AM. I believe I forgot to mention her name, her name is Katrina. Anyways, we were in our big sister's room (Sarah's room) to get some clothes and make-up. Sarah didn't mind because she was at college and left that stuff behind. We left and went to Katrina's room. Then she decided not to play Dress-Up. However, something really dumb happened. She bet I couldn't beat her at arm wrestling. If she won, well, I won't tell you now, but if I won, she would have to treat me like a king for a week. I was weak, I didn't know about her, though. She was only seven and I hardly ever see her 'cause of my horrible summer. She looked weaker than me, but I didn't know it at the time. We arm wrestled and she easily won five seconds after we started. Now I think it's best to tell you what would happened if she won, which she did. I had to dress up like a girl (with a wig and make-up) for a whole two weeks. And to make things worse, she picked out the clothing and she got to rename me into a girl's name. She put lipstick and eyeliner on me and she put my sister's beautiful prom dress on me. However, it didn't look that great on me. Then she renamed me, my name was Alex Bendrick (that's not my name in real life.) So, she named me Alexandra Bendrella. I also had to ACT like a girl. *sigh* |
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June 10,
I talked her out of the bet by giving her the left over candy I had from Valentines' Day that I forgot about until now. So, I didn't have to pretend to be a girl. Unfortunately, I went to the mall and I was going up the escalator when, I fell. I fell backwards (down) but I never stopped falling because the escalator went up. I was okay, mainly bruises and scratches. But I still needed some rest. And I guess that candy that I gave my sister was melted, so, in anger, she brought me some soup. That may sound nice, but it turned out it was flaming hot. Then she poured all of it on my face. |
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Actually, sorry to say this, Brook. But, well, the bet ended on my post so, yours will not be needed (sorry again).
June 11,
I was walking in town with David and suddenly something caught my eye. I could see it through the window at Game Go (don't wanna copyright :P). It was so uber and epic! It was a new game that came out for the Dii (still don't wanna copyright). It was called "Super Awesome Game That You Should Buy Because Otherwise I Will Kill You". It looked epic just by it's cover (not counting that creepy name). So me and David walked in and bought it. We walked over to his house because I didn't have a Dii, nor did I have any Mintendo (no copyright) console ever since Katrina smashed my Mintendo 64. So we played it at his house. I forgot to mention it was $50. We put it in the Dii, turned the TV and the Dii on, then nothing showed but this sentence, "Haha! You just wasted your money on this." Both of us raged. Both of us because we each gave in our $25 that we were gonna use to see a movie. And there were no refunds. |
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June 12,
I went camping with my (remaining) friends. There were about 5 of us. Our parents left us for the night to make it seem more like camping, they gave us marshmallows to roast over the fire. We decided to play Truth or Dare. Of course, idiotically, I chose dare when Tom asked me. He said, "Climb in that tree and see if you can find something from that height." It wasn't that bad of a dare, I climbed the highest tree. I saw nothing because it was too dark. Then I slipped and started falling, I kept hitting branches. Then I hit the ground flat. I was okay, though. We called it a night after that. But, a squirrel got in my tent and attacked me. And I had scratches. After I told Mom, she drove me to the doctor to get a rabies shot. It hurt a lot. |
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June 13,
Okay.. Okay, I got chicken pox and played video games. BUT, my game system chose that exact moment to break down. I rage quit and decided to go out side. Then I realized that I had the chicken pox. Pain hit me in the gut. Everything went black. I was at the hospital when I came to. They saw me and whacked me with a baseball bat, knocking me out cold. After that, they told me that my appendix ruptured and that I had to stay home... IN BED. |
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June 14,
I mainly slept in bed and I didn't realize my Chicken Pox and the pain in my Appendix were gone until a few hours after. Then a weird guy moved into the neighborhood. I was freaked out by him because he said he was called Crazy and Really Freaky Joe. His last name was McIAmAFreakyGuyThatNeedsToBePutInAMentalHospital. After I woke up I looked out the window and saw him dancing around his driveway, singing. Not only that, but he was freaking naked. |
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June 15(or 16 if some one posted in the 15th)
I used to love this neighborhood. Now I HATE IT! The only good thing was that my crazy neighbor Joe was put in a mental hospital. I played my now fixed Dii till my eyes burned. I looked in the mirror and saw that one eye had burst like a balloon. I went to the hospital again and... Well you know the rest. |
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