POST YOUR FUNNIEST CHUCK NORRIS JOKES HERE :D

taker382

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#5912857Thursday, February 26, 2009 3:18 AM GMT

if you can find waldo your special if you can find chuck norris your the second jesus

mossorator

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#5912909Thursday, February 26, 2009 3:20 AM GMT

chuck norris does nothing but nothing does him!

cool33333

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#5912948Thursday, February 26, 2009 3:21 AM GMT

Eww↑?

reddragon334

Join Date: 2008-06-30
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#5913131Thursday, February 26, 2009 3:28 AM GMT

People look under there beds for Chuck Norris.Instead Chuck Norris appears behind them screaming:"This Is Sparta!" And Kicking them out of the bed.

jonyrocket

Join Date: 2008-02-17
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#6030885Monday, March 02, 2009 3:56 AM GMT

Chuck norris is doesn't do push ups he does earth downs

jonyrocket

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#6030904Monday, March 02, 2009 3:57 AM GMT

when the bugie monster gos to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

jonyrocket

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#6057188Tuesday, March 03, 2009 3:14 AM GMT

Chuck Norris already has his own box

jonyrocket

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#6057201Tuesday, March 03, 2009 3:14 AM GMT

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo's hiding

fettesben

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#6057224Tuesday, March 03, 2009 3:15 AM GMT

Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny.

jonyrocket

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#6057225Tuesday, March 03, 2009 3:15 AM GMT

When God "Let there be light" Chuck Norris is said "say please

jonyrocket

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#6057241Tuesday, March 03, 2009 3:16 AM GMT

Chuck Norris can slam a revoling door

jonyrocket

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#6057254Tuesday, March 03, 2009 3:16 AM GMT

Chuck Norris up a hill during the summer

ME576

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#6057307Tuesday, March 03, 2009 3:18 AM GMT

Chuck Norris' Left elbow was once challenged by a bull.Chuck Norris could not be in the arena him self,so he squeezed his elbow in where the bull suffered a concussion from Looking at His elbow.

nyameow

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#6057348Tuesday, March 03, 2009 3:20 AM GMT

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep he waits.

RainbowStar

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#6057350Tuesday, March 03, 2009 3:20 AM GMT

Chuck Norris can punch someone in the back of the face. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris'd.

gospeedracergo

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#6057499Tuesday, March 03, 2009 3:25 AM GMT

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nyameow

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#6057548Tuesday, March 03, 2009 3:27 AM GMT

death once had a near chuck norris experince. (get it?)

zues998

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#6079037Wednesday, March 04, 2009 2:09 AM GMT

Chuck Norris once sued ABC for take the name of his left and right fists "Law &Order."

chunk122

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#6083293Wednesday, March 04, 2009 5:04 AM GMT

When Chuck Norris Hears Cant Touch This He Can Touch It

jonyrocket

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#6129686Friday, March 06, 2009 2:23 AM GMT

when Chuck Norris is dead he is alive

jonyrocket

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#6129756Friday, March 06, 2009 2:25 AM GMT

when chuck norris runs into a wall the wall says "ow!"

pkeefer24

Join Date: 2008-01-24
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#6129811Friday, March 06, 2009 2:26 AM GMT

The only reason outer space exists is because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

SniperBoi

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#6129856Friday, March 06, 2009 2:27 AM GMT

he will beat u up because he is white ninjas

SuperLuigi

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#6130096Friday, March 06, 2009 2:32 AM GMT

chuck noris can beat weegee in a staring contest

xXNintendoMasterXx

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#6130426Friday, March 06, 2009 2:40 AM GMT

You know MC Hammer's "Can't Touch This"? Well Chuck Norris can! Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. If Chuck Norris has a BB gun, he would rule the world. Chuck Norris doesn't have a home, he just goes into a random one and the person runs out.