name 1000 ways to get suspended from school

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#5960763Saturday, February 28, 2009 3:59 AM GMT

If you get to do morning announcements like our school, yell, "OMG THE PRINCIPAL IS TOUCHIN ME!!!!!!"

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#5960766Saturday, February 28, 2009 3:59 AM GMT

break your teacher's back by when your teacher bends his back, jump oj his back quick!!OR......slap everyone's face of who you see including your teacher and princaple lol

thebigbug

Join Date: 2008-09-29
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#5961609Saturday, February 28, 2009 4:28 AM GMT

in the library, shout out WEINERSHNITZEL and then throw a book at your teacher and then write your name over everything.

arccomander

Join Date: 2008-10-04
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#5975049Saturday, February 28, 2009 6:19 PM GMT

keep posting some of em rock!

thebigbug

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#6081478Wednesday, March 04, 2009 3:19 AM GMT

When the teacher is out of the room, get on their computer and download a virus that crashes the whole schools network. lol.

quantumnerd

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#6081492Wednesday, March 04, 2009 3:20 AM GMT

Hmm.... Build a thermonuclear device.

thebigbug

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#6081532Wednesday, March 04, 2009 3:22 AM GMT

and then activate it.

NOTJimCarrey

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#6081606Wednesday, March 04, 2009 3:26 AM GMT

say infront of a kinder gardner: i did your mom..!...a favor..!and made...a sandwitch! (i did it and got suspended for about a week XD elementrey school sucked

Dj997

Join Date: 2008-10-28
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#6082068Wednesday, March 04, 2009 3:49 AM GMT

In a very important test jump on your desk and yell "IM FIRING MEH LAZA!!!!!!!!!!"

1penguin10

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#6082196Wednesday, March 04, 2009 3:56 AM GMT

Throw your desk on the wall...... really hard. It should be enough damage to get suspended. =)

thebigbug

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#6424847Sunday, March 15, 2009 4:04 PM GMT

bump

darkrairules

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#6424916Sunday, March 15, 2009 4:06 PM GMT

when no ones at school take a marker and write on the bord bad words =3

it202020

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#6425301Sunday, March 15, 2009 4:17 PM GMT

punch the principal in the face(if it doesnt work do it again and again until it works) spread virus over the computer network system and let the virus have your name on it conquer the world and the order the principal to suspend you buy out the principal so he suspends you start a food figth(change the food with gun)

dommie

Join Date: 2008-05-27
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#6425547Sunday, March 15, 2009 4:24 PM GMT

Bring your Semi Atomatic machine gun loaded whith amunition.

arccomander

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#6747158Wednesday, March 25, 2009 12:52 AM GMT

lolz

Jarjarbinks0

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#6747534Wednesday, March 25, 2009 12:59 AM GMT

Go up to your teacher and give her an apple but put worms in it

arccomander

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#6749757Wednesday, March 25, 2009 1:45 AM GMT

TEHEE

GeneralEclipse

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#6751645Wednesday, March 25, 2009 2:39 AM GMT

Use giant siege machines to destroy your cafeteria, killing tons of dogs? The dead dogs will become Infecting Zombies and you will sacrifice the president to save yourself. Then you go cannibalistic on your principal. Regards, GeneralEclipse

arccomander

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#6754336Wednesday, March 25, 2009 4:34 AM GMT

hehe

firedragon939

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#6754408Wednesday, March 25, 2009 4:40 AM GMT

Throw pie at principal's face.

pickaxe44

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#6754424Wednesday, March 25, 2009 4:42 AM GMT

Hijack the intercome and say, " Attention, that is all."

firedragon939

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#6754461Wednesday, March 25, 2009 4:45 AM GMT

grab principal's mic and fart it and then everyone hear fart in whole school.

DjCrash7

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#6754543Wednesday, March 25, 2009 4:53 AM GMT

i got one... skip school, come the next day, have the principal ask where you were, and then shove a pie in his/her face and RUN FOR THE HILLS!!! (probably get expelled, but its funny)

arccomander

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#6781576Thursday, March 26, 2009 4:47 AM GMT

nice

braxton1000

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#6781584Thursday, March 26, 2009 4:48 AM GMT

Get the teacher fired