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219. Once you see a camp of barbarians, make your move with a bow. |
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220:There is a difference between reality and fantasy. Learn it.
221:ask me where I get my advice from. You'll regret it. |
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222:make a world without any people with powers.
223:'ya face' is not a power.
224:when you die, you are NOT still alive.
225:NEVER ask that guy with the glasses
226:the only funny clown in the world is tim curry. NOONE ELSE!!!
227:You just can't wear a suit anymore if your character's name is norman, al, derwent, or Lloyd. People think you are either a ghost, a butler, or a serial killer.
228:Liver does not taste good in any dimension. |
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dxhardys12Top 50 PosterJoin Date: 2009-09-08
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"228:Liver does not taste good in any dimension."
What if its a liver dimension...
wait, still doesn't taste good |
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@228
What if it's a "Liver does taste awesome in this dimension" - Dimension? |
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230. Yelling "I DONT CAAAAREE" On a bike with a little boy on the back does not mean you are Swedish.
231. If you have never fired a gun before, it is unlikely you can fire two 50. Cal Desert Eagles without breaking your nose and/or wrists. |
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232. This rule also applies to anti-materiel rifles. |
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233. No matter how much it is appreciated, not allowed to blow open the fourth wall and strangle a godmoder to death to stop them from posting. |
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234: You can't be rich and buy stuff you want in wastelands without any shops. |
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235. When you win a lottery ticket, and win millions of dollars, you dont get the money magically. You have to, ahem, redeem it. |
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faultydexJoin Date: 2010-09-18
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236.
Dont walk into an RP indending to troll it at the worst time. |
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237. Don't even try to troll in RP actually. |
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241: Kickassia is not a real nation.
242:A roque mallet is not a tool for murder in any condition other than when you are jack torrance. You are not jack torrance
243:holding the gun sideways is completely pointless, but nevertheless epic. |
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GraulasJoin Date: 2010-11-26
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244: Don't get carried away when someone in a RP hugs you. It ends badly, usually in banishment and embarrassment.
245: Stalking someone excessively, though they may attract you, gives people the wrong idea. |
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246: Complain about the state of RP, and then do nothing about it. |
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247. Superheroes with guns always end up with a conflict with the Army. So don't do it. |
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[@Kinddestroyah # 243 - The Ingram Mac-10 has a modification where you can lower the recoil by holding it sideways. Pull a tab out and you can hold it down.]
248. Do not give your character "Super Speed or Super Strength" explain properly or you will not be taken seriously.(I know ways to give both with just 1 power..heuhehe.)
249. Don't say "I CAN SEE THE FUUUUTUUUURRREEEE", as it is irrelevant due to the fact the plot is ever so changing.
250. Having Guns do not mean you will be able to score a 500M Headshot, only Rifle types are capable of that. |
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faultydexJoin Date: 2010-09-18
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251:In every RP you join,do what i do and make every one of them GUNNERS.
YE BOI |
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IronScarfJoin Date: 2009-10-23
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24. Make myself as a character, even if I really am a 20 foot tall elf wizard with a lazer cannon on my head. Even if I am.
(I just noticed that this is a parody of "Things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do at the SCP Foundation". Ha ha! I've foiled your plans!) |
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EwtronJoin Date: 2008-10-22
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253: You can't dual-wield guns. It just doesn't work in real life. Either you miss, or some of your teeth are going to be sacrificed for your momentary lapse in judgement. |
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254: Shoot Desert Eagles in an Army/Zombie RP. Seriously, the kick is that of a kangaroo. You would break yer face. |
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