IrockzJoin Date: 2008-01-02 Post Count: 10205 |
new noob: *looks at Irockz* New kill targetted...
Irockz: NOW the fun begins. *registers it in my enemy dex* Golly! It's called...
Gigyax Noob
It wears the Gigyax Egg. It stole it from Irockz. This gives it unlimited powers.
Irockz:!!! Grrr, YOUR GOING DOWN!
*battle music*
Irockz health: 100/150
Tal health: 110/150
yay health: 150/200 |
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BobGuy765Join Date: 2008-07-22 Post Count: 13655 |
Gold:WOPAH! *lands on Giygax Noob doing Enter Battle damage*
Gold:Ya miss me? |
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talbondJoin Date: 2008-10-16 Post Count: 3051 |
*uses all heal potion plus all max to 500 potion*
Irockz health: 500/500
Yay health: 500/500
Tal Health: 500/500
Tal: NOW we got a good start here!! |
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BG12: *Drives car around* IM NOT AN INSANE DRIVER!!!!!111111111 |
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talbondJoin Date: 2008-10-16 Post Count: 3051 |
Gigyax noob: I WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR DECENDENTS!!! Tal: This is a noob right? Irockz: *nods* Tal: *tears off egg and noob is at health 1/1* *touchs noob*
Noob Health: 0/1
Tal got a Gigyax Egg!!! |
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IrockzJoin Date: 2008-01-02 Post Count: 10205 |
Irockz: ROBBER! *takes gigyax and shows tal the enemy dex entry* |
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BG12: *Bails out of car* WEEEEEEE- *Hits a wall* Ow. |
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OhforfTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2007-07-20 Post Count: 20206 |
Ohforf: Remember to put your seatbelt on BG12 ok lol otherwise you might have an accident |
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BG12: *Gets up* Aww man... |
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talbondJoin Date: 2008-10-16 Post Count: 3051 |
Let me see that again! *rewinds over and over until BG12 is at health 1/500* |
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BG12: This should help! *HP 500/500* |
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talbondJoin Date: 2008-10-16 Post Count: 3051 |
LETS SEE THAT AGAIN!!! *this time rewinds same car crash thing, only instead of BG its a noob who falls on wall of spikes* |
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BG12: THIS, is better. *Sparta kicks the noob* Now! |
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talbondJoin Date: 2008-10-16 Post Count: 3051 |
*throws noob inside a massfly violent guys computer inside his program interavtive buddy* |
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BG12: *Steals pc* Hehehehehe.......*Buys machinegun and massacre* |
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talbondJoin Date: 2008-10-16 Post Count: 3051 |
*buys missles for BG12* |
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BG12: *Buys script engine* Hehehe..... |
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talbondJoin Date: 2008-10-16 Post Count: 3051 |
Otis the cow: Five hours later! This happened!
Tal: OMG! WE MADE A GAME! NOOB TORTURE!!!!!
Otis: Five days later! This happened!
Tal: WERE RICH!!! NEWGROUNDS PAID US ALOT!!! |
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BG12: AND ITS ONLY A RIPOFF OFF THIS GAME CALLED INTERACTIVEBUDDY BUT BETTER! |
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talbondJoin Date: 2008-10-16 Post Count: 3051 |
*buys flash and makes noob torture into Noob Torture V2*
Otis: 5 secs later! THIS HAPPENED!
Tal: OMG MY EMAIL IS UP TO 500 NEW EMAILS FROM FANS ON NOOB TORTURE AND THE NAVY IS USING IT AND THE PRESISDENT NOTICED AND EVERYTHING!!!! WER ARE STINKIN RICH!!! |
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talbondJoin Date: 2008-10-16 Post Count: 3051 |
XD
Patrick: Otis got slaughtered and so did this happen!
Tal: *in a angry mob* Mob: WE WANT MORE GAMES!!!!! *mob starts striping BG12's and Tal's clothes* Mob: HEY! GOLDEN FRUIT OF THE LOOMS!!!! Tal: Oh dear!!!! TAXI!!!!! |
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BG12: Hold on. *Gets new clothes* :P NOW....
HAMMMEEEEEEEERRRRTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
6 hours later
mob is gone |
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talbondJoin Date: 2008-10-16 Post Count: 3051 |
(just watched Honey, I shrunk the kids)
Patrick: One minute later! This happened!
*donation noobs come along* *Fires shrink ray at one of the noobs and puts him in the garbage* Tal: Any more voulenters? Noobs: RUNNNN!!!!!!!!*shrinks all of them and puts them in the garbage* |
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IrockzJoin Date: 2008-01-02 Post Count: 10205 |
Irockz: *looks in garbage* Hello--
Noob: *pushes Irockz in bin*
Irockz: Ooooh tasty! *eats everything except Noobs in bin* |
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