uuffoJoin Date: 2009-12-28
Post Count: 106 |
Ask if they sell diet burgers. |
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Dress as a fat man with a gun and say '' McDonalds Special Forces. '' |
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OffgameJoin Date: 2011-04-07
Post Count: 13 |
Bring as much animal fat you carry into the store and dump it in the food. Then say, "THIS IS THE MCBURGER OF TOMORROW!" |
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Pee on everyone in the building and say "Here's some soda," while doing it. |
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bob8644Join Date: 2009-09-04
Post Count: 16378 |
Sing he burger king song. |
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ZawieJoin Date: 2010-07-04
Post Count: 6338 |
Heres how you get kicked out guys: Asked how many calories and fat are REALLY In Chicken nuggets. XD |
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geoxgiaJoin Date: 2010-09-06
Post Count: 2137 |
Take all of the money out of the register. Wait. That would kick you out of anywhere. |
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bob8644Join Date: 2009-09-04
Post Count: 16378 |
Play baseball.
Try to guess what happens next. |
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Dress up as the king from Burger King and whenever someone orders a burger, hand them a BK one. |
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LatchieJoin Date: 2010-11-21
Post Count: 24558 |
1.get some normal chicken (or is it?) meat from anyplace except mcdonalds
make sure you are wearing a coat, and that customers are inside
then whisper
2."PSSSSSSST, HEY, I GOT THE HORSE MEAT FOR THE CHICKEN NUGGETS"
3.really loudly so the customers can hear you while you shove the meat in a cashier's face
4.run like hell screaming "CALL 911! THEY ARE ON BATH SALTS AND THEY WANT TO EAT MY FACE" |
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I just order bacon on my fries. |
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Get a stampede of sheep to carry you in. Have a piece of corn in your mouth and yell: " 'Ello folks! The name's Farmer Billy!" Then make your stampede take over the kitchen. |
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ZawieJoin Date: 2010-07-04
Post Count: 6338 |
Go up to teh manager and ask: "What are CHicken Nuggets REALLLYYY Made out of?" |
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ZawieJoin Date: 2010-07-04
Post Count: 6338 |
Go up to the manager. (If he is Fat/Chuby) Then giggle his tummy and say: "GIGGLE GIGGLE GIGGLE GGGLE YEA!" |
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Make a fail attempt at impersonating Ronald McDonald. |
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ZawieJoin Date: 2010-07-04
Post Count: 6338 |
Go up to the cashier on a busy day with like 20 people behind you and just go: "Hmmmmmmmmmm... Hmmmmm... Oh I want the oh... Nvm.... Hmmm...." |
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ZawieJoin Date: 2010-07-04
Post Count: 6338 |
Go through the drive Thru. WHen you reach that speaking box thing, say thsi:
"IIIIIIIIII WWWWWAAANNNNNNNNTT CHICKEN RAAAAAHH RAAAH WITH RAAAH RAAAH RAAAAAAAAAAH DON'T FORGET THE RAAAAH!" As loud as you can |
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ZawieJoin Date: 2010-07-04
Post Count: 6338 |
Go through the drive Thru. WHen you reach teh speaking box things say:
"Pickels, pisckles whsss whisssperd picccckkkllleeesssssss" As quite as you can... |
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Order fried chicken.
Sign the customers up for a work-out class.
Throw up on the floor. |
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Work for McDonald's and steal the cookies (my sister's bf actually got kicked out of McDonald's for this once) |
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faultydexJoin Date: 2010-09-18
Post Count: 24608 |
Ask an employee what Ronald McDonald is made of.Then,one second after you ask,answer he's a monster clown made out of the fat of people that come to McDonalds,that McDonalds worships because every employee is a demon,along with Ronald McDonald. |
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bob8644Join Date: 2009-09-04
Post Count: 16378 |
Punch everyone in the face and say " U WANT AWTOGRAFS SUCKAZ" |
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drink coffee and watch someone pee (all together) |
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