#63382572Friday, February 24, 2012 10:53 PM GMT

Tell all the customers that they need to lose weight Punch all the employees and customers in the face and say, "Oops, sorry I thought you were someone else"
#63414123Saturday, February 25, 2012 2:14 PM GMT

Blow it up by just only bringing in gasoline cans and replacing gasoline in the fryers,then if you have a second tube pour it on the grill.
#63414420Saturday, February 25, 2012 2:25 PM GMT

Bring a huge light up sign and put it up on top of MCDonalds logo and light it up. Now go into MCdonalds order everything, Dont pay for it then throw it at someones face saying "YOU FORGOT MAH HAPPEH MEALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!"
#63415910Saturday, February 25, 2012 3:11 PM GMT

Order everything,then wait until they say if thats all you want.Then say "ORLY?"
#63429335Saturday, February 25, 2012 7:05 PM GMT

Scream really loud until everyone covers their ears, Then yell "WHATCHU LOOKIN' AT?!" and punch an employee in the face. If anybody comments on your behaivor, say "SUGAR!" and run around.
#63431350Saturday, February 25, 2012 7:49 PM GMT

Ask an employee why he's so ugly
#65879498Sunday, April 08, 2012 9:38 PM GMT

Ask for free whoppers.
#65881273Sunday, April 08, 2012 10:01 PM GMT

Sneak into the freezing room and take all the fries. Then take a permanent marker from your pocket and start drawing little faces on the fries. Then, if someone finds you, you run out of there as fast as you can before someone gets you.
#65885127Sunday, April 08, 2012 10:54 PM GMT

When the waiter asks you what you want to order, burp loudly in his/her ear then shout, "JUSTIN BEIBER IS ROCKING YOUR WORLD, MORONS!" That'll get you out of there.
#65885983Sunday, April 08, 2012 11:06 PM GMT

Tell the employee that you've wet your pants, then cover yourself in french fry grease and sing, "Baby Got Back" as loud as you can. When your done, do a rave dance to the boss and call him a whopper supreme. When your done with that, go home. Then run back to McDonald's with a chainsaw and announce that it is a chainsaw massacre! When you get kicked out, go back in and shout, "THIS IS SPARTA!", and kick everybody in the head and go back home. Then, come back with a coconut and bonk the boss on the head with it. When the cops arrive, throw the coconut at them as if you were bowling. When you're done with that, shout that a bomb will go off. When the people leave, eat all of the food there.
#65932530Monday, April 09, 2012 3:36 PM GMT

bump to see more ridiculous stories.
#65934300Monday, April 09, 2012 4:08 PM GMT

Stand on the counter And open all there registers and shout IVE JUST WUN TEH LOTTERY! And then jump down onto a table and kick food in peoples faces and then shout I AM BETTAH THAN JOO!!
#65935497Monday, April 09, 2012 4:28 PM GMT

Run people over with a car and say, "Oops, sorry. Thought you were a whopper supreme." Then shove the CEO in the oven, then shout, "FRYMAN IS CUMIG, PWNAGEZ!" Then force everyone to leave, then eat their food. Then shout at the top of your lungs, "I LUV FRIES, SO I'LL SET U ALL ON FIA!" Then go home and go back to McDonalds and shout, "FRIES ATE JUSTIN BEIBER, FOOS! I PITY YOU, MR. PRESIDENT! IMA PWNZ U! U HER MEH? IMA PWNZ U! I SHALL PWNZ THE FRIES TOO!" Then, when the employees ask you what you want, hand them a certificate saying, "Biggest moronic whopper supreme ever". Then paint French Fry grease on you like you're putting on war paint. You can figure out the rest...
#66095398Wednesday, April 11, 2012 11:15 PM GMT

I MUST BUMP THIS THREAD Dress up in a panda costume and wreck the store, slapping everyone in the face because they didn't eat Panda cheese. :D
#66095905Wednesday, April 11, 2012 11:21 PM GMT

i use magic to shoot 100 missles at the bathroom and the kiten and i trun the blaster into a cookie and i say "it wasnet me it was the guy next to me" and they dont know i use magic so they ban the other guy thinks:FFFFFUUUUU i wanted to be banned
#66144649Thursday, April 12, 2012 7:57 PM GMT

Bash into McDonald's with a car and say, "Oops, sorry. Thought this was the drive-thru."
#66145095Thursday, April 12, 2012 8:04 PM GMT

*sorry about the post, didn't know it was taken* Walk into McDonalds and ask for a job application. When you're asked to flip burgers, put a burger on the spatula and throw the burger at one of the employees. If you really want to have some fun, throw all of the thaw burgers at the customers. If you REALLY want something good to do, go inside the playplace and moon the children. This is gonna be fun!^^
#66145412Thursday, April 12, 2012 8:09 PM GMT

Order a whopper...
#66145777Thursday, April 12, 2012 8:14 PM GMT

Shove the CEO in an oven, start the oven, and watch him explode! When you're done with that, plant a bomb in the playplace to blow up the children. Then get out the spatulas and throw them at the customers and watch them die! When you go to court and the judges asks you if you can counter the charge, tell him, "I pee fries and crap hamburgers!"
#66146963Thursday, April 12, 2012 8:31 PM GMT

Shoot nukes at them and shut on a mic and say "ALL OF YOU ARE FATTTT!" and put your hands in the fryiers and brun them so there fries and punch the owner in the face and shoot him with a nuke and then throw a gaint hotrock on him
#66174849Friday, April 13, 2012 2:03 AM GMT

#66175592Friday, April 13, 2012 2:13 AM GMT

When the cashier asks you what you want say "I want to DANCE!" Start dancing while screaming the word "CHIPMUNKS!!!!"
#66180348Friday, April 13, 2012 3:35 AM GMT

Take the food trays and slide down the slide on them (I actually got kicked out of Micky Dees for this once)
#66180936Friday, April 13, 2012 3:47 AM GMT

Go to the playground thing, make sure theres kids riding down the slide, pour lemonade down the slide and scream "LOOK MOMMY I MADE A OOPSIE!!"
#66183531Friday, April 13, 2012 4:59 AM GMT

first off these are so funny i wet my pants. ok now below will be some ways to get kicked out ~ break in at night then when moring comes make sure all of the employees are there lock them in then start slapping them with raw hambugers. ~walk in wearing a bed sheet then start shooting people while saying " he he he they dont know im here because im invisible." ~go to the zoo and force all of the chimpanzees into your truck and then drive it through the wall of Mcdonalds and then give the war cry "ATTACK!" hoping the monkeys will attack. well thats wall i have ill see if i can find this again and ill try to think up more.