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Take a plastic knife and stab the CEO with it.
This should get a couple laughs! |
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@adam,
Though that won't solve a thing, LOL!
Thrash McDonald's, and when someone asks why you're doing that, say, "The CEO told me to do it". |
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chichi87Join Date: 2009-02-21
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I like this... dun dun duuuun.
Go into McDonalds, order a happy meal, and open it while still in line. Throw everything out of the happy meal, then take the cashier's earpiece and shout WHERE IZ MAH BURGER KING CROWN! Then take out five iPods and play Never say never, Baby, Rigabamboo, Winds of Fjord, and the F.U.N song (spongebob). Then dance like a nut until 911 comes, then yell CHIMPUNKZZZZZ! While dodging the 911 guys. Then grab a grease pan and pour grease on people. Then yell random words while throwing food. Then lay on the floor and side run in circles while yelling curse words. When or if someone grabs you, bite them and then go crazy.
That should get you kicked out. |
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hifive85Join Date: 2009-11-29
Post Count: 262 |
advertise burger king |
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@chichi
*RAGE!*
Run into the kitchen, eat your food very fast, then puke in the fry greasers. |
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keyra14Join Date: 2009-01-19
Post Count: 5640 |
Okay.
Walk into McDonalds and say, "Your food made my brother fat." Then, take out ten iPods and play, F.U.N. Song, The Road Song, Striped Sweater, Best Day Ever, Don't Be a Jerk, Campfire Song, Hey All You People, Krusty Krab Pizza, Loop de Loop, and Now That we're Men. (all spongebob songs) Then, punch everyone in the McDonalds, then eat their food. Then go into the kitchen, stuff the face of the employee by the fryers face into the oil and say, "HE DID IT!" While pointing to some lady at a table XD
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When the waiter asks you what you want to order, say, "That's what she said"
Classic! |
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keyra14Join Date: 2009-01-19
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Walk into the resteraugnt, and walk to the cashier and say, "Can I have a taco?" a billion times. The randomly spaz out and sing the Krusty Krab Pizza song. |
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faultydexJoin Date: 2010-09-18
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(I just imagined that.LOL)
Walk in and sing the Krusty Krab Pizza song for a while,then play a video of it autotuned while lip syncing it. |
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keyra14Join Date: 2009-01-19
Post Count: 5640 |
*was it awesome XD*
Walk in and walk up to some lady and say, "THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA, IS THE PIZZA! FOR YOU AND ME! THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA, IS THE PIZZA! AND MY FEET ARE K!LL!NG ME!!!"
This should get a couple people to think your mentally challenged. :3 |
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@sar what wont sole a thing?
@sar what is *RAGE*?
@the spong ppl whats with the spongbob stuff?
get a forklift in the middle of the day drive it up to MickieDees (Mcdonalds) then rip down the MickieDees sign. after youve done that rip a hole in the wall with the frok lift then drive into Mcdonalds and just sit in the forklift smoking waiting for the police to come |
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keyra14Join Date: 2009-01-19
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Poop on the floor, while acting like a sloth and singing the Road Song, very slowly. |
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key, did you do that? That's disgusting!
Run up to the mics and sing, "Baby Got Back" as loud as you can. (That's the big butts song!) |
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Sing this very loudly.
DOPEY DOPEY DOPEY1 BURGER KING WILL TAKE A DUMP ON MCDONALDS
I WILL TOO
PS...CHUCK NORRIS HATES THE WORLD |
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Kidnap the CEO, push him off a cliff, and see if he explodes from a nuclear explosion! |
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keyra14Join Date: 2009-01-19
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Walk in the mcdonalds with a small dome. Push a button on the side of the dome, and it'll have an explosion. SHOVE IT IN EVeRYONES FACE SAYING, "ITS A GIANT MUSHROOM!!!"
(no i did not. how i wish i did...mcdonalds is discusting.) |
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Pour soda near the entrances, hoping the people would slip.
Walk into McDonald's "accidentally" wearing a Burger King crown.
When you're working for McDonald's and someone asks for a Big Mac, say, "We don't have any Big Macs left, but we do have an infinite supply of whoppers."
Bring a chainsaw to McDonald's and slice everybody in half with it.
Tell all the customers that the McDonald's food is poisonous.
Turn your IPod to the highest volume setting and go to Youtube and play the loudest and most annoying video you can find on it. Since everyone will go deaf, shout, "I'VE GOT FRIEZ!!!!!!!!!! SPAAAAAAAAAAARTAAAAAAAAAAAA!" |
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Walk into McDonald's with a tommy gun, shoot everybody, and say, "Keep the change!" |
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Trip a person carrying a tray with food on it and smash them on the head with it.^^ |
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keyra14Join Date: 2009-01-19
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Fart in a hat, cover the hat with plastic wrap. Then walk up to some family eating their food, then shove the hat in their faces and take the plastic wrap off.
-Should get some laughs- |
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Do your business on someone's food^^ |
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keyra14Join Date: 2009-01-19
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Walk in and go up to the cashier then say, "I AM THE ICEKING" then pretend to zap him/her. |
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(Probably the most creative one YET)
Come in to McDonalds and set up a grate under the slide(s). Then link a pipe to it and a purifier and have the exit near the start of the slide. Then the next day, come in wearing a swimsuit. Then order about 55 king size drinks and dump them in the pipes. If done correctly, you should make a waterslide. Then scream "THIS MCDONALDS DOESN'T SUCK ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!eleven1!!!!1one!!" To everyone you see.
This will get you kicked out for EVER. |
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keyra14Join Date: 2009-01-19
Post Count: 5640 |
*DAYM CAPS LOCK*
Say, "YOUR THE DAYM CAPSLOCK?" to the CEO. |
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