Thecoolnamers3
#64741852Wednesday, March 21, 2012 9:54 PM GMT

The iPod ddoesn't like the music so it self-destruct. You are dead........ I'm laying on the couch.
saronite1100
#64742017Wednesday, March 21, 2012 9:56 PM GMT

Something awkward pops up from the couch and goes through you and you die. I eat a chocolate bar...
awesomehayden123
#64742082Wednesday, March 21, 2012 9:57 PM GMT

And it's cow poop. You are dead. I become a world-renound rapper...
Thecoolnamers3
#64784256Thursday, March 22, 2012 8:21 PM GMT

Your rap songs are world renound for it's awfulness. You committed felony and you're shot. You are dead. I read a book.
futuredude
#64784349Thursday, March 22, 2012 8:23 PM GMT

OH NO PAPERCUT You stand in the middle of a white room with no way to die.
kingdestroyah
#64785199Thursday, March 22, 2012 8:38 PM GMT

And the floor drops out and falls into the bottomless abyss that got here somehow. I watch Alien...
Cryomino
#64785396Thursday, March 22, 2012 8:41 PM GMT

You die because a volcano erupted as you watched Alien and you got burned to death by lava. I encounter a wild Magikarp.
kingdestroyah
#64785584Thursday, March 22, 2012 8:44 PM GMT

And a xenomorph delivers the spit of death to you. I make a bad pun...
saronite1100
#64974368Monday, March 26, 2012 12:20 AM GMT

The victim of your pun thought you tried to kill him, you are dead. I beat Telemon in a sword fighting game...
Thecoolnamers3
#65008109Monday, March 26, 2012 8:25 PM GMT

Then ROBLOX came to avenge him and killed you in a gun shooting game, you are dead. I am doing nothing
Thecoolnamers3
#65008148Monday, March 26, 2012 8:25 PM GMT

Then ROBLOX came to avenge him and killed you in a gun shooting game, you are dead. I am doing nothing.........
greivous45
#65010317Monday, March 26, 2012 9:02 PM GMT

you die of bordness im on roblox HATERS: Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success.
awesomehayden123
#65010381Monday, March 26, 2012 9:03 PM GMT

And the damn abusing mods slam you in the head with a banhammer. You are dead. I am mauled by lions...
greivous45
#65011333Monday, March 26, 2012 9:17 PM GMT

And aliens abduct the lions. The alien ship is shot down by neo-soviets in su-47's, which then run out of fuel. the planes crash. more lions, attracted to the scene by the sent of blood, come. and maul you. you die. im getting off the computer... HATERS: Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success.
awesomehayden123
#65011799Monday, March 26, 2012 9:24 PM GMT

And you trip on your chair leg. You bleed from your head for days because ur home alone. You die of blood loss. I vote for Jake SHort in the KCA's...
mariokartwiirock5
#65011965Monday, March 26, 2012 9:27 PM GMT

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saronite1100
#65012398Monday, March 26, 2012 9:33 PM GMT

The karters in the game come to life and run you over, you are dead... I beat Telemon at a contest...
awesomehayden123
#65012572Monday, March 26, 2012 9:36 PM GMT

An dhe says, "MY NAME IS NOW SHEDLETSKY! And beats ur face with banhammer. U DEAD FOO i text my gf...
razor308
#65012581Monday, March 26, 2012 9:36 PM GMT

Telamon gets revenge and kills you I snap my fingers...
razor308
#65012643Monday, March 26, 2012 9:38 PM GMT

sorry ur gf comes out of the phone and kills u I snap my fingers....
TheToastedBread
#65013637Monday, March 26, 2012 9:52 PM GMT

You break your fingers from snapping too hard and you get rushed to the hospital. Unfortunately, the surgeons who were giving you surgery on your fingers had just graduated Medical School 2 days ago, so they accidentally cut your entire hand off and you bled to death... at least you were unconscious when it happened. I'm in the middle of LITERALLY no where.
Geekess27
#65014015Monday, March 26, 2012 9:57 PM GMT

The only real place that is "nowhere" is space, so you die from lack of oxygen. I meet jaredvaldez4...
awesomehayden123
#65014596Monday, March 26, 2012 10:06 PM GMT

And he commits suicide. Watching this bloody moment scars you emotionally. You die. I poop in the tub...
mariokartwiirock5
#65018931Monday, March 26, 2012 11:10 PM GMT

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awesomehayden123
#65019137Monday, March 26, 2012 11:13 PM GMT

And the lead paint on the nearby wall ingulfs you. You die. I shoot my mom...