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The iPod ddoesn't like the music so it self-destruct. You are dead........
I'm laying on the couch. |
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Something awkward pops up from the couch and goes through you and you die.
I eat a chocolate bar... |
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And it's cow poop. You are dead.
I become a world-renound rapper... |
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Your rap songs are world renound for it's awfulness. You committed felony and you're shot. You are dead.
I read a book. |
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OH NO PAPERCUT
You stand in the middle of a white room with no way to die. |
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And the floor drops out and falls into the bottomless abyss that got here somehow.
I watch Alien... |
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CryominoJoin Date: 2010-11-14 Post Count: 5642 |
You die because a volcano erupted as you watched Alien and you got burned to death by lava.
I encounter a wild Magikarp. |
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And a xenomorph delivers the spit of death to you.
I make a bad pun... |
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The victim of your pun thought you tried to kill him, you are dead.
I beat Telemon in a sword fighting game... |
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Then ROBLOX came to avenge him and killed you in a gun shooting game, you are dead.
I am doing nothing |
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Then ROBLOX came to avenge him and killed you in a gun shooting game, you are dead.
I am doing nothing......... |
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you die of bordness
im on roblox
HATERS: Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success. |
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And the damn abusing mods slam you in the head with a banhammer. You are dead.
I am mauled by lions... |
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And aliens abduct the lions. The alien ship is shot down by neo-soviets in su-47's, which then run out of fuel. the planes crash. more lions, attracted to the scene by the sent of blood, come. and maul you. you die.
im getting off the computer...
HATERS: Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success. |
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And you trip on your chair leg. You bleed from your head for days because ur home alone. You die of blood loss.
I vote for Jake SHort in the KCA's... |
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The karters in the game come to life and run you over, you are dead...
I beat Telemon at a contest... |
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An dhe says,
"MY NAME IS NOW SHEDLETSKY!
And beats ur face with banhammer. U DEAD FOO
i text my gf... |
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razor308Join Date: 2009-10-03 Post Count: 350 |
Telamon gets revenge and kills you
I snap my fingers... |
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razor308Join Date: 2009-10-03 Post Count: 350 |
sorry ur gf comes out of the phone and kills u
I snap my fingers.... |
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You break your fingers from snapping too hard and you get rushed to the hospital. Unfortunately, the surgeons who were giving you surgery on your fingers had just graduated Medical School 2 days ago, so they accidentally cut your entire hand off and you bled to death... at least you were unconscious when it happened.
I'm in the middle of LITERALLY no where. |
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Geekess27Join Date: 2011-01-30 Post Count: 508 |
The only real place that is "nowhere" is space, so you die from lack of oxygen.
I meet jaredvaldez4... |
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And he commits suicide. Watching this bloody moment scars you emotionally. You die.
I poop in the tub... |
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And the lead paint on the nearby wall ingulfs you. You die.
I shoot my mom... |
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