The ultimate PUNdown

Notester82

Join Date: 2011-08-05
Post Count: 149

#65966478Monday, April 09, 2012 11:46 PM GMT

I get a power drill and drill your entire body. You've just been ScReWeD!

ZRjj

Join Date: 2011-03-25
Post Count: 258

#65984019Tuesday, April 10, 2012 3:24 AM GMT

I spilled the king with rice "What a RICE throne!"

RobloxRocks56

Join Date: 2009-07-15
Post Count: 202

#65991184Tuesday, April 10, 2012 8:25 AM GMT

Draws moustache on zrjj's face. He runs away and I stab him with the end of my sharpened giant pencil. "I think he got the point!"

HomerSimpson888

Join Date: 2009-07-20
Post Count: 2681

#65991187Tuesday, April 10, 2012 8:25 AM GMT

I cook poisonous food and offer it to ZR. Then I tell boring crap to ZR. After a while he gets very bored and hungry. He tries to kill himself but first eats the poisonous food. "I guess he was *puts on shades* smorgasBORED"

RobloxRocks56

Join Date: 2009-07-15
Post Count: 202

#65991207Tuesday, April 10, 2012 8:26 AM GMT

Kicks homersimpson888 into a hole. "I dont think he was DIGGING that! TROLOLOL"

kingdestroyah

Join Date: 2011-04-30
Post Count: 11582

#65994115Tuesday, April 10, 2012 11:11 AM GMT

That's one of the worst puns I've ever heard, and I have heard some really pathetic puns.

lolypopcherrydrop

Join Date: 2011-08-24
Post Count: 634

#65994520Tuesday, April 10, 2012 11:28 AM GMT

I pwn the king with a sword "You just got PUNNED" Okay, yeah, that one sucked.

itsamemario9000

Join Date: 2008-06-09
Post Count: 85

#65997384Tuesday, April 10, 2012 1:17 PM GMT

I freeze you with ice and throw you out. Ice to meet you,Chill out! i didn't mean to hurt you,wait i did.

RobloxRocks56

Join Date: 2009-07-15
Post Count: 202

#65998037Tuesday, April 10, 2012 1:41 PM GMT

Throws ears at itsamemario "EAR we go!"

ImperialWolven

Join Date: 2010-06-17
Post Count: 3809

#65998711Tuesday, April 10, 2012 2:06 PM GMT

His head would grow giant, and would chop down on robloxrocks Nice to EAT you!

TheFireChaloopa

Join Date: 2012-02-03
Post Count: 575

#66010035Tuesday, April 10, 2012 6:53 PM GMT

I push you into a cage of meat. with a lion in it. "Time to meat your maker."

TheToastedBread

Join Date: 2011-08-25
Post Count: 7991

#66019166Tuesday, April 10, 2012 9:19 PM GMT

I shoot you with Dr. Zorq's Anti-Matter Cannon, which somehow makes you evaporate. "What's the MATTER with you?!"

jawtooth

Join Date: 2011-01-07
Post Count: 9618

#66145598Thursday, April 12, 2012 8:12 PM GMT

An aplle falls from a tree onyour head and you pass out, now I claim the throne "I guess the apple doesn't fall from the tree."

TheFireChaloopa

Join Date: 2012-02-03
Post Count: 575

#66450852Monday, April 16, 2012 7:22 PM GMT

I show my butt to you and you back up in a rocket ship going 2 the other side of the galaxy. "I MOONed you." ;)

jason2926

Join Date: 2009-08-30
Post Count: 12473

#66451163Monday, April 16, 2012 7:27 PM GMT

I beat you up with a axe then take the throne. "Now that was AXEcellent."

CheezeDoodleBoy

Join Date: 2008-11-23
Post Count: 274

#66490131Tuesday, April 17, 2012 4:21 AM GMT

Jason triggers a mine I played. "It wasn't me! I was just MINEing my own business." I take the throne.

Baradrim

Join Date: 2012-02-27
Post Count: 3564

#66493561Tuesday, April 17, 2012 8:18 AM GMT

I throw some angry sheep at cheeze "Well, that was a BAAHd experience". I claim the throne.

jason2926

Join Date: 2009-08-30
Post Count: 12473

#66494780Tuesday, April 17, 2012 11:06 AM GMT

I shock you with a electric eel. "SHOCKing, wasn't it?"

TheFireChaloopa

Join Date: 2012-02-03
Post Count: 575

#66496084Tuesday, April 17, 2012 12:04 PM GMT

I push you into a pit. "What a PITy."

jason2926

Join Date: 2009-08-30
Post Count: 12473

#66507422Tuesday, April 17, 2012 7:02 PM GMT

I open a trap door and you fall in. "See you next FALL."

saronite1100

Join Date: 2012-01-23
Post Count: 11343

#66507602Tuesday, April 17, 2012 7:07 PM GMT

I stab someone in the eye. EYE-EYE-EYE!

jason2926

Join Date: 2009-08-30
Post Count: 12473

#66507633Tuesday, April 17, 2012 7:07 PM GMT

I whack you with a mackeral. "Holy MACKERAL."

TheToastedBread

Join Date: 2011-08-25
Post Count: 7991

#66515100Tuesday, April 17, 2012 9:07 PM GMT

I poke you in the eyes and, because you can't see, you fall out the window. "EYE can understand why you're not the King of Puns anymore..."

jason2926

Join Date: 2009-08-30
Post Count: 12473

#66516287Tuesday, April 17, 2012 9:24 PM GMT

I drop a anchor on you which crushes you. "Sorry, did I make you ANCHORy?"

TheFireChaloopa

Join Date: 2012-02-03
Post Count: 575

#67674168Monday, May 07, 2012 7:31 PM GMT

I bring out a vicious dog that I own for a pet. "What's wrong? Are you PETrified with fear? Lol"