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[ CROSSROADS ]
Your average day at Crossroads. Noobs coming in through the teleporter, rockets going everywhere, and even MOONWALKERS. General chaos while you're hanging out with your friends, kicking butt and getting a massive killstreak.
Then the sky goes dark.
The teleporter explodes in a blast of plasma, taking out the noobs. Only you and your friends have survived.
A loud voice echoes through the now-darkened Crossroads.
"I AM THE LORD OF ALL EVIL!" the voice booms. Sundown, who was originally ninjaing noobs inside the mountain, comes out.
"Get out of here. Now. If you want to stay and fight, take these." He gives your team five Phoenix Feathers and three Victory Seals. "I must go," he says, and suddenly disappears in a flash of blinding light.
"YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME!? YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE LORD OF DARKNESS!?" the voice booms. "FACE MY WRATH!"
A black void forms in the center of Crossroads and spews Shadow Noobs. A loud thudding noise is heard before the roar of a hair dryer is heard.
[-- ENGAGE BOSS BATTLE! --]
You will be fighting:
Shadow Mega-Noob
HP of Boss:
1000
Difficulty:
Easy as Pi (3.14...)
Your Items:
x5 Phoenix Feathers -- Revive a fallen ally.
x3 Victory Seals -- Basically, continues.
Your Attacks:
Sword -- Basic melee.
Superball -- Slow, and semi-weak, but can deflect some attacks.
Slingshot -- Weak, but can easily rack up.
Timebomb -- Immobile, but can be moved if you coordinate your attacks. Good damage.
Rocket -- High damage, but slow and easy to dodge.
[--THE RULES--]
You may:
Choose an attack from the list
Make your own attack [with permission, I will be logging your attacks/abilities
"Fuse" attacks (Timebomb + Rocket = Bomb Launch, etc)
[FIGHT!]
Healing Orb -- +10 HP |
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[ OTHER INFORMATION I FORGOT TO ADD ]
You have 100 HP at the beginning
You get 20 HP per boss beaten
Healing Or is actually an attack |
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EspithelJoin Date: 2009-10-09
Post Count: 20917 |
Sword+rocket would make an explosive throwing knife, if common sense likes me.
Sword and rocket fusion for me :D |
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Frozengaia used Twin Missile!
Two missiles! :3
The two missiles strike Shadow Noob for 50 HP per rocket.
BOSS HP: 900
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Shadow Noob used Hair Dryer!
Feels like the Sahara... very tiring.
BATTLEFIELD EFFECTS: HEAT WAVE
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END OF TURN STATISTICS:
Frozen's HP: 100
Boss HP: 900
[Heat Wave: -Speed, -Sword Damage]
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Hexagon400 Uses Fuse=(superball+rocket=rocketball)
The Shadow noob is staring.
Hexagon400 uses Rocketball=Boss hp 100
boss uses heal boss hp 200
Stats= Users Hp=100
Boss Hp= 200 |
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rjhomebase uses: Rebecca Black's ear bleeding power! IT'S FRIDAY , FRIDAY , GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY! |
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Nothing happens.
Boss HP = 900
Heat Wave
Frozen's HP: 100
hexagon400's HP: -9001 [BANNED!] |
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I ask him if I could give him a hug,
If he says yes I shoot my fastrocket with a hidden machinegun.....
OH WAIT
I just do this,
FUSE:Shingshot and ROCKET
OH BOI
If he says no, I use every weapon we have AT ONCE. |
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sword with rocket and a super ball makes a flammer bomb! |
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CURRENT STATS:
Everyone's HP: 100 / Debuffs: Heat Wave {2 Turns Left}
Boss HP: 900
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@SirKirby:
SUPERBALL + SLINGSHOT = "CANNONBALL" SLINGSHOT
This combination has been logged.
Current Combos Found: Split Rocket, C-Ball Slingshot
Slow, but effective. 50 damage!
Boss HP: 850
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UltimateDarkside:
You got ROCKET SLINGSHOT!
(Logged)
Shadow Noob hugs you.
The annoyingly fast, explosive balls pelt Shadow Noob like a swarm of hornets!
30 damage! Debuff "Off Guard" is on!
You take 65 damage because Shadow Noob bear-hugged you. Sneaky little...
ULTIMATE'S HP: 35
BOSS HP: 820 (Off Guard)
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BrandonS677:
A what?
[COMBINATION FAILED]
Someone passing gas can be heard in the awkward silence that follows.
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IT'S THEIR MOVE!
Shadow Noob used Ninja Star Mayhem!
Pointy ninja stars poke you and litter the battlefield! If you pick some up, you might be able to use them as a weapon! (If you save one, you will be able to use it infinitely after the battle.)
-15 to all.
UltimateDarkside: 20 HP (Careful... Remember, you can heal!)
Everyone Else: 85 HP
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POST MOVE STATUSES:
Good Team: Debuffs: Heat Wave {2 Turns Left}
UltimateDarkside: 20 HP (Careful...)
Everyone Else: 85 HP
BOSS:
820 HP / Off Guard: Attacks may deal extra damage! |
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chicka123Join Date: 2008-07-05
Post Count: 25356 |
function Post()
print("Chicka used... Sword!
Chicka123 dodges attacks by jumping.
Chicka123 sliced the noob, dealing 200 damage.
BOSS:620
The boss is on guard!
A void of darkness apears.. it deals 20 damage to everyone!
HP(Me)
65/100")
end
Fourm.S&I.Topic.Post:connect(function() |
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EspithelJoin Date: 2009-10-09
Post Count: 20917 |
If posts deal extra damage, the graduation from 'noob' status is skill, and shadow hates light...
I Dash as quick as possible, making extremely quick slashes with a sword. |
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Chicka:
By controlling the battle, you instantly die.
Chicka's HP: -9001/100 [LE SUSPENDED]
ADMIN NOTE: Please, do read the rules.
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@Frozen:
The heat wave's annoying, and it slows you down...
-5% Damage
You outrun the noob, but your slashes are somewhat slow. They still do solid damage, though...
25 Damage
{insert math.floor(?)}
Now 23 Damage (originally 23.75)
820 minus 23 equals 797
Shadow Noob's HP: 797
[NOW WAITING FOR OTHER PLAYERS] |
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Hai. I left the last boss battle at boss 18. |
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Anyways, I play golf with a bomb and a superball. Anyone else ever done that before? |
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I grab 2 ninja stars, and I slingshot 1 into the noob, saving the other one for later. |
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I fuse timebomb and sword and attack the boss then pick 1 ninja star up to use it as weapon for later. |
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PRE-MOVE DATA:
Good Team: Debuffs: Heat Wave {1 Turn Left}
UltimateDarkside: 20 HP (Careful...)
Everyone Else: 85 HP
BOSS:
820 HP / Off Guard: Attacks may deal extra damage!
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Shadowman:
EXPLOSIVE GOLF!
The ball is sent flying right into Shadow Noob's mouth.
HOLE IN ONE! (And kablam.)
50 Damage x1.5 = 75 (MINI CRIT!)
797 minus 75 = 722
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SirKirby:
It's all fun and games until someone gets a ninja star to the eye.
25 damage.
747 minus 25 = 722
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Cid:
BOMB ON A STICK!
Solid damage, but that's gonna hurt!
50 Damage (Cid and Boss)
Cid's Health: 50
797 minus 50 = 747
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BOSS' MOVE!
The boss used Spec Gamma Saber Swing!
15 damage to all!
The boss got back on guard!
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POST MOVE DATA
Good Team: Debuffs: Heat Wave {1 Turn Left}
UltimateDarkside: 05 HP (You might wanna heal!)
Cid and Shadowman: 85 HP
Everyone Else: 70 HP
BOSS:
747 HP
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CORRECTION:
Cid has 35 HP.
~THE ADMINISTRATION |
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MarvelzJoin Date: 2009-03-17
Post Count: 5461 |
I fuse my AK-47 and Grenade Launcher together. AUTOMATIC GL, BABY
Shoot all mah ammo. |
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Marvelz:
Fail.
Do you not read the introductory posts? |
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Next boss
Nyan cat:
Health 10000/10000
Attacks:Youtube popularity,MEOWMEOWMEOW,RainbowPopTArtStrike |
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