yoshidude24567
#66717076Saturday, April 21, 2012 12:06 PM GMT

I RE-reverse time slay rainbowdash and feed the sandwich to a shark
keyra14
#66829483Sunday, April 22, 2012 9:37 PM GMT

I jump into the water, and find the shark. I befriend the shark than punch it's stomach and grab the sammich. I then swim to the bottom of the ocean, find Ocama Bin Laden's body, stuff the sandwich in, grab the body and put in the very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, bottom of the titanic. Then i blow up it's remains, the sandwich blown up with it.
ryan1542
#66833924Sunday, April 22, 2012 10:43 PM GMT

I see the news about what you'd done, so I make a new sandwich, and this time, it's peanut butter jelly sandwich! I happily hide it, ready to eat it later...
keyra14
#66950945Wednesday, April 25, 2012 3:15 AM GMT

I get famous and someone steals the peanut butter sammich and does the same but fails, epically. So, I go down and do what I did, but with the Carpathia, and obama. XD obama sucks.
XenosArKade123
#67022858Thursday, April 26, 2012 9:14 PM GMT

*claps* Impressive people! I take out a Tarantula named Resse and he jumps at Rainbowdash and I take the sandwich and transform into a chair with martial arts abilities. I WIN FTW! Texty says: Theoretic words are awesome!
XenosArKade123
#67123346Saturday, April 28, 2012 3:43 PM GMT

Slump a bump.
keyra14
#67160632Sunday, April 29, 2012 1:09 AM GMT

D: MAI SAMMICH D: D: D: D: YOU...YOU...FOO!
XenosArKade123
#67203794Sunday, April 29, 2012 6:09 PM GMT

I don't know what the hack you did, so we have to start over. Sandwich is now on top of the world's tallest hill. The hill has martial arts abilities. Texty says: Theoretic words are awsome!
BrandonS677
#67233608Monday, April 30, 2012 12:58 AM GMT

i teleport up beat them all up grab the sandwich and teleport the gorx and i hide it inside a super high gruaded lab
XenosArKade123
#67286090Tuesday, May 01, 2012 1:27 AM GMT

Good job, Brandon! I teleport to the graduated lab and take the sandwich. Now, I take out my Tarantula named Resse (spelled like that on purpose, no offense reesemcblox) and trasform him into a blue block. He sits on the sandwich. He has a indestructible defense, no attack (not yet), and unkillable.
BrandonS677
#67288712Tuesday, May 01, 2012 1:59 AM GMT

I punch off the block i get the sandwich and i use my magic (yea im a magic user) to trun him into a rock and i teleport to the moon and tell aliens to build a bunker for it and its under 4 billon pounds of moon rocks
SKULLMANDER
#67288861Tuesday, May 01, 2012 2:01 AM GMT

I kick the sandwich into a pit, and walk away. (I don't want a sandwich)
BrandonS677
#67289416Tuesday, May 01, 2012 2:08 AM GMT

i grab it and teleport and put it in a magic forcefeild powered by magic TRlolololololololololollolollololololololol
SKULLMANDER
#67289485Tuesday, May 01, 2012 2:09 AM GMT

Don't you know? The sandwich vaporized when it fell too low. You know how our characters die from that. TROLOLOLOLOLOL. Since you did it.
keyra14
#67297983Tuesday, May 01, 2012 6:08 AM GMT

I turn into a uninarwhalicorn and say, "GET ON MAI BACK" and then I fly and poop out rainbows, FULL OF SANDWHICHES >:D
ryan1542
#67300040Tuesday, May 01, 2012 10:30 AM GMT

I shoot the unicorn with a sniper. You die. Therefore, one sandwich falls into my hand. I hide in the sewers and throw it in the murky water full of alligators and crocodiles.
XenosArKade123
#67323762Tuesday, May 01, 2012 10:16 PM GMT

Sandwich status- ryan1542's possesion. Resse status- Still ok after Brandon pushed him off. I turned him back into a block.
keyra14
#67335241Wednesday, May 02, 2012 12:38 AM GMT

Im reborn, as an alligater, in the water. I grab the sandwhich and crawl up to the surface. Then I lay the sandwich on the ground, and lay a huge crap on it. ALSO I QUIT THIS SUCKS NOW.
ryan1542
#67354876Wednesday, May 02, 2012 10:34 AM GMT

I shoot you before you gab it, therefore I still have it.
dawgra
#67356135Wednesday, May 02, 2012 11:52 AM GMT

Gordon Freeman charges at ryan and steals Sandwich.
dorogorono
#67387024Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:43 AM GMT

I get ATLAS and P-Body to attack Freeman, GLaDOS takes the sandwich and gives it to me and I run off. I get 3 Spitters, 5 Tanks, and 7 Witches to guard it. You see, I really like Portal 2 and Left 4 Dead.
dawgra
#67415438Thursday, May 03, 2012 5:35 PM GMT

Dawgra uses noclip command and pwns every Infected. Then Altair (from AC) hides it somewhere like "the Artifact"
XenosArKade123
#67442035Friday, May 04, 2012 1:15 AM GMT

Sandwich status- dawgra's possesion. Say something!
jaceyjace
#67443779Friday, May 04, 2012 1:39 AM GMT

i saw "yo dawg and the sandwich telpeorts to me i grab it and lay cut broccoli inside the sanwich and give it to god no one can kill god or telpeort to the sanwich and i make sure magic doesn't exist.
dawgra
#67467773Friday, May 04, 2012 6:23 PM GMT

god.exe has stopped working. Sandwich is now mine.