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keyra14
#67236069Monday, April 30, 2012 1:28 AM GMT

Hello! This is 1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF BURGER KING. List one way to get kicked out of burger king! We'll stop after 1000 ways, and I'll make another, just it'll be Taco Bell. I'll start, 1) Walk up to a cashier and say, "GIMMIE MY MONEY!" While punching him/her in the face. Then open the cash register, take all the money, then go into the kitchen and take a burger and eat it. Then give the manager one penny and say, "Here you go my good, sir." Then stuff some of the money you stole in your mouth. Have FUN!
saronite1100
#67236566Monday, April 30, 2012 1:34 AM GMT

Nice one! 2. Pee in the fry greasers in the kitchen Same with McDonald's
keyra14
#67236726Monday, April 30, 2012 1:37 AM GMT

XD 3) Get in a car, and drive through the Burger King like it's some kind of exhibit at a museum. Then, go full speed through the kitchen, running over everything.
SKULLMANDER
#67236762Monday, April 30, 2012 1:37 AM GMT

3. Replace the fry greasers with milk. 4. Declare yourself the burger queen. 5. Try to sneak and steal the cash register. 6. Put on a troll mask and dance around.
keyra14
#67236948Monday, April 30, 2012 1:39 AM GMT

Heh XD Good. XD ;w;
tk0m
#67237056Monday, April 30, 2012 1:41 AM GMT

5) Run in the store while screaming POOOOP! POOOOOP!
keyra14
#67237135Monday, April 30, 2012 1:42 AM GMT

(I consider that 8, because I did three, and Skull did four five six and seven.)
SKULLMANDER
#67237190Monday, April 30, 2012 1:43 AM GMT

8. Ask for seafood 9. Take snapshots of the burger king. 10. Declare yourself the true burger king. (And then order multiple big burgers) 11. Drive into a window and when questioned, say "I saw a drive-through sign" 12. Call the manager a noob. 13. Call the employes noobs. 14. Call a customer a noob.
keyra14
#67237359Monday, April 30, 2012 1:45 AM GMT

(we're at 15 NEXT POST IS 17!!) 16) Ask the manager for a taco from Taco Johns, then say, "Are you shrek?" until he calls the cops.
tk0m
#67237447Monday, April 30, 2012 1:46 AM GMT

Kick the manager in the bottom
1KnifeParty
#67237936Monday, April 30, 2012 1:54 AM GMT

Most simplistic way to get kicked out of Burger King! *Drumroll* Loiter around. That's it! :) ~PigFeet~
Brickmaster134
#67239854Monday, April 30, 2012 2:26 AM GMT

Put mines everywhere
doublegun
#67240068Monday, April 30, 2012 2:29 AM GMT

20) run in burger king and steal food :3
SKULLMANDER
#67240350Monday, April 30, 2012 2:34 AM GMT

21. Kick over the door and ask for all the money. 22. Ask them to deliver pizza. 23. Hide under the tables and take anything stuck to it. 24. Sing that burger king thing. 25. Join burger king then post this somewhere. 26. Say that you "betrayed them for mcdonalds". 27. Also say that you "betrayed them for KFC". 28. Complain about your order. That you did not get fries yet you never asked. 29. Try to buy breakfast late at night. 30. Pay less money because they are not the king of burgers.
SKULLMANDER
#67240610Monday, April 30, 2012 2:38 AM GMT

31. Tell a customer that you give no refills. 32. Do no custom orders. 33. Get fired. 34. Act like you are magical and claim that you can make money appear. 35. Order a large drink then blame them because you actually wanted a medium. 36. Take money out of the register and act like less customers came. 37. Bring a radio and play very loud music. 38. Wear strange clothing. 39. Tell them you won't pay as much because you are a boss. 40. Claim to be manager. Yet you are just some random guy.
VezokFan759
#67254052Monday, April 30, 2012 2:44 PM GMT

Replace all the meat with fake poop. And replace cola and soda with the acid. Put troll face ads over all the place. Then send Ronald Mcdonalds in while hes singing: Burgerking sucks! Burgerking stinks! Go and eat in Mcdonalds instead!
princessmidna
#67254357Monday, April 30, 2012 2:57 PM GMT

11. ask for a big mac η αγάπη είναι μία ψυχή σε δύο σώματα
t_oast
#67254751Monday, April 30, 2012 3:15 PM GMT

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keyra14
#67296384Tuesday, May 01, 2012 4:38 AM GMT

53) Walk up to the manager and say, "MY FEET ARE BLEEDING ACID" then show him your feet, which you have painted green. 54) Walk in and say to some baby, "The Krusty Krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me! The Krusty Krab pizza, is the pizza! And my feet are killing me!" 55) Soul sing about a taco you ate at Taco Bell. 56) Act like Mr. T and yell, "I'LL SLAP YOU IN THE FACE, FLINT LOCKWOOD!" 57) Say your bear cub after you walk in, covered in glue and bear fur. Also covered in scratches and bl0od. 58) Walk in, walk through the kitchen and spit in everything. 59) Soul sing about a pickle until the manager calls the cops. 60) Act like a sloth and climb around the kitchen very slowly, then find a pole of some sort, and poop, VERY SLOWLY, and enjoy it, like a sloth.
keyra14
#67296464Tuesday, May 01, 2012 4:40 AM GMT

61) Don't pay after you bought everything on the menu. 61 HAS BEEN gIVEN tO US BY MY LITTLE BROTHER, AND PARTNER IN CRIME, *lol* BABYTHOMAS!!!
SKULLMANDER
#67297090Tuesday, May 01, 2012 5:03 AM GMT

62. Make this thread. 63. Park at KFC and walk to burger king. 64. Ask for a steak.
keyra14
#67297795Tuesday, May 01, 2012 5:48 AM GMT

LOL!!!
VezokFan759
#67411467Thursday, May 03, 2012 2:47 PM GMT

65: Tell all the people in the restraunt Burger king ruined your life. 66: Cast a burger in the face on the manager while saying:"Burgerking's food sucks!" 67: Tell all about how unhealty fastfood are in the restraunt. 68: Take a macdonalds hamburger saying:"Umm this burger taste alot better then Burgerkings burgers!
dan64
#67412888Thursday, May 03, 2012 3:38 PM GMT

69: Come in dressed as Ronald McDonald. 70: Being Ronald McDonald. 71: Say you're lovin' how BK's food stinks. 72: Run in the store with a pistol while wearing a Hamburglar costume. Say that you want to murder the hamburgers and the King.
arceus5864
#67413059Thursday, May 03, 2012 3:46 PM GMT

69.run in there with a hammer and hit all the customers round the head simotaniously untill not another customer comes in ever again. 70.drive a tank through there wall and demand you get a refund for your last purchase. 71.shoot the place down with a spitfire. 72.lead a herd of elephants into the manager then demand they give you all there money. 73.throw an anvil at random employees. 74.ride a llama into the restraunt whilst shouting"MC donalds rules!"

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