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The point of this game is pretty simple:
You make up a TelaTowers level (They can be any number), the objective and what you did in it, i.e you got stuck and need help, or you beat it in record time, or it glitched on you. You must describe what happened the best you can, i.e:
"Guys, I'm stuck on level 24 of TelaTowers! I got past the magical talking fire wand, but now I'm stuck on the giant door and I can't find the tiny key anywhere!" or "I just beat the secret n00b boss in 2 minutes, record time! Booyeah!" or "Uh oh. I glitched on Level 1, and now I can't beat the evil blob because I lost my sword. How do I fix this?"
You can also reply to other players' level talk, i.e: "IIRC the tiny key is hidden inside the second box to your left. Y'know, the one tagged '2'." or "Yeah? I beat it in 1 minute 59.99 seconds! Eat THAT!" or "You'll have to restart the game and never EVER touch the red door while holding the sword. It's a common glitch.
I'll start:
I need help on Level 431 in TelaTowers. The annoying beggar is asking me for 9999999 t1kk1tz and I don't want to give them to him, as I want to buy the Nuke upgrade in the shop. Is there any way to get past him for free? |
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Stinger4Join Date: 2009-04-20
Post Count: 8354 |
Ok, this one's fairly simple, it just takes a little brainpower. Go into your inventory, and find the bits of a shredded ticket you found in level 250 and give it to the beggar. You should pass easily.
I'm stuck on level 1722. It's the level where you have to get thte golden Lazar Dual Vulcans but their guarded by Uber Dr. Hax. I've tried everything from using my computer monitor to throwing pancake mix at him. How can I get past this? |
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Quasar99Join Date: 2009-11-21
Post Count: 9328 |
Its easy. Just get your SCOUT upgrade you got from Mr. Retarded on level 1710 and summon him. He runs past Uber Dr. Hax easily and grabs the vulcans. |
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Quasar, you're forgetting that the SCOUT will steal the vulcans and trigger a miniboss battle.
An alternate, miniboss-less method is Haxing Dr. Hax.
Also, the solution for the level 884 is taking the stick, placing it next to the stone next to the bone, and then saying an insult. The passcode door will then open. |
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Level 925: I got passed the swarms of 1x1x1x1's but In there I lost a lot of health and I'm about to fight the Shoop Da Chuck Norris bot! I also have no potions! Is there any way to get potions witout going to the potion making machine at the beginning of the level? |
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One of the 1x1x1x1 minions was carrying a flask of health, and another one carried a bottle o' boom.
Look around. |
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Ok! Thanks for the help!
Also I heard Rumors of there being a secret boss some where hidden in level 568 Called Peguinzor. Is this true and if so how do you get there? |
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Yes, it's true.
I don't exactly remember how to do it, I think it involved breaking Jaws' fish tank and stabbing his eye. |
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Isn't the glass unbreakable? Wel only one thing can break it. The ban hammer of breaking any thing which you get form killing The gatorzilla on level 2987. It's a one time use though... Do you think it's worth? |
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Yeah, it's worth it.
The Penguinzor gives you a new one with unlimited uses afterwards. |
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You have deafeated him before? When I fight him I'm going to use my Dark Heart on him, the one you get in level 1345 When you defeated all the Drak minions. |
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randy295Join Date: 2009-03-14
Post Count: 26637 |
(Im gonna necro bump this i like telatowers)
Im stuck On Level 8001 And I have Necromancer's Scythe and My Pet is a Rhino but when i try to get into the "Top Secret" Lab the Guards block me out when i use my scythe It wont effect also theres a Teleporter cube that leads me back to level 7500 to find out whats the solution to level 8001 but its behind the lazer jail bars!
Can anybody help? |
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You will lose your Rhino but have him run away and the gurads chase him then use the mirror for 7689 you got form the three headed robo-gorilla to reflect the lasers!
On level 10923 does anyone know how to get to the elevator that is blocked by the invincble ponies? |
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@karate
use the rainbow bridge located behind you |
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Simple. Wait for opposite day! Then kill them.
But i'm stuck on level 999,999. There is a giant ccokie who eats anything, even on opposite day and he is on a tiny platform only one pixel large and a Sonic stole muy stuff on floor 999,998! But I killed him and got the Chocolate Chip. I ate it, sadly. |
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randy295Join Date: 2009-03-14
Post Count: 26637 |
dude save it for the cookie door did you see a reset cube? go to it and you can reset from where u got the chocolate chip Then you see the teleporter to Level 10,000,000 |
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tx, but Now the sonic is in Level 999,999 and he stole the giant-WAIT I have the chocolate chip so I eat sonic (I got The Ring Of Teleport), I open the cookie door and now i'm in Level -1?!?!?! Apparently I found a secret.
In level -1 There is 32 thousand sonics and a chili dog was given to me, but then a sonic threw it to King Sonic The Derpiest. But yet I have an egg and an "Eggman Costume For Sonic" And there's a mario right behind the throne ready to assassainate me along with the hidden Yoshis in the walls! |
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randy295Join Date: 2009-03-14
Post Count: 26637 |
are you serious? i cant beat level -1 when i go to the part you are in The game glitches freezes and crashes! |
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you have to get the Lag-Killer 9001 in level 1! All you do is enter the Konami Code at the beginning! |
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randy295Join Date: 2009-03-14
Post Count: 26637 |
uhhhhh Yah i tried the konami code at the beginning when i started the game but it just says "Konami code not found" |
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You have to do it REVERSED, silly, and you have to enter it on the computer teleport that would usually teleport you to Level 1337! |
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Also, on the computer code type BUMP for every item in the game. |
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hi1117746Join Date: 2009-02-25
Post Count: 493 |
I'm stuck on level 607! I can't find the fried chicken key to open the tooth gate. I've even searched the room with the ninja turkey ambush! |
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jewel2752Join Date: 2011-09-30
Post Count: 107 |
You get the purple whisle in level 606 and stand on the invisible table in the left corner of level 607 and blow it then a nyan cat gives you the fried chicken key
(but beware if you kill the nyan cat he will come back as a zombie and kill you in level 609) |
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hi1117746Join Date: 2009-02-25
Post Count: 493 |
Thanks, but when I entered the tooth door, the game froze! Was it because I had no sword equipped? |
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